I Found My Laptop! Now I Can Write ¢r@pp¥ Stories On It Again Instead of Packing for BronyCon!

by Super Trampoline

SPACE TRUCKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It turns out that Celestia hates Sweetie Bot because Sweetie Bot represents the future of robotization. Part of what keeps Equestrian society running smoothly is the high employment rate. It turns out the reason Equestria has such a mishmash of technological progress is that Celestia tries to limit the proliferation of technology that will cause unemployment. She's a luddite, and Sweetie Bot represents technology that will ruin her utopian vision. But she is wrong, because:

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