One day during lunch, Sunset Shimmer felt a little wet down there and realized it was time to change her pad. I don't have a vagina so if this isn't how things work, please inform me so I can correct the knowledge stored within my brain. Anyway she got up and headed towards the restroom. Nothing unusual about that. Nothing unusual about the company she was keeping that day either: her friends.
YET, when she came back from the bathroom (insert reference to human biology being diferent than horse biology here), her beans were gone!
"Girls!" Sunset asked frantically, "have you seen my beans?!?!?"
Most of them were too self absorbed to notice or care that her beans were gone, but not Pinkie Pie. She noticed and cared. That's why she's Most Least Unexceptional pony. Well, one of the reasons. She also gives excellent head.
Anyway, Pinkie responded. "Hey, anon, I saw my pony doopleganger rush into the room and run out with Sunset's beans. She was pretty clumsy, so I bet you can still catch her!"
"Thanks, Pinks!" you shout, before turning to a distraught Sunset. "M'lady, I will find your beans. That is my promise to you. Now away I must go to retrieve them! I shall return!"
You run out of the cafeteria doors and out the school doors and see a pink blur disappear into the mirror beneath the Canterlot High Horse Statue. She dropped something. You run closer, to find that... it's beans! Click on the beans to advance to the next chapter!