Oh God. You successfully entered the portal, but it was the wrong portal. You accidentally entered the pregnancy portal, where all the ponies are pregnant, all the time. Pinkie Pie is there, but she has no beans, only a fetus. "Oh hi, Anon," she says chipperly. "I hope you enjoy pregnancy! I know I sure due! Get it? Due? Due you get it? I'm due in due weeks. I'm so excited! Oh also, you're pregnant too, Anon!"