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// Fight Rarity, Fight! 
// Story: I Found My Laptop! Now I Can Write ¢r@pp¥ Stories On It Again Instead of Packing for BronyCon! 
// by Super Trampoline 
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Rarity would not stand for these murderous attacks on her sister. She teleported out of the castle with a machete and started hacking away at the soldiers. Just like how Samson killed a thousand men with a donkey's jawbone, so did Rarity go on the fiercest of rampages, slicing off soldiers' heads, legs, elbows, hooves, breasts, and penises. I can say penis since this is rated teen, and the word appears in a non-sexual context, although if we're going to get Freudian, perhaps this castration represents a release of anger at her dad by Rarity? At any rate, it was a fucking massacre. Scores of ponies sent to their death by Celestia for her mad reactionary cause. A real shame. But after twenty minutes, it was all over. Rarity had defeated the assassins. Sweetie Bot was safe.