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Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Quando omni flunkus, moritati

Creativity is always a leap of faith. You're faced with a blank page, blank easel, or an empty stage--Julia Cameron. Now let's see some PONIES!

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

An experienced writer of limited skill and dangerous enthusiasm.

Genuinely wishing I had more time and motivation to write. Sometimes you'll get lucky. Mostly you'll be disappointed.

the most Despair and cringe worthy Account

Writer and fanfiction reviewer. Feel free to say hi.

Hey there. Just existing over here. my old account you can ignore this link

I write like once a year.

When we were at war, Oh! We were at war, In the army corps, drowning in gore, Each man thought of his love back home Where she’s waiting by the door.

I stand up for what is right, even if I am wrong.

"The light shineth in darkness and the darkness comprehended it not."

the caliphate's pretty cool [hr] [11:22:47 PM] RainbowBob: I like this Jenkins guy [hr] [6:34:14 PM] Klael Cullinan: Why is it when I'm drunk I relate to you more?

Use the schwartz!

I will try to be a fun person, but will always act professionaly with my work. You will find me all over the internet, and I try to look at all the sides and act resonable on the internet.

I am a professional writer, artist, musician, website builder, and app developer. I have a Tip Jar for those who might be interested.

Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.

I’m a feminist woman looking to write stories on a male dominated site. It’s an uphill battle but a satisfying one, only as long as I succeed.

Where did all these followers come from? >_>

Who am I? Just a guy who's a writer for fun. Profile pic drawn by the user Sweetstrokes

Heyo

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.