I live in Russia. I wear the fufaika, valenoks and the shapka-ushanka with the red star. I drink vodka right from the samovar, and my riding bear plays on the balalaika. Russia, Adygea, Maykop

I give folk what they want, nothing more. And that just happens to be poorly thought out Fanfics with bad updating schedules

To represent everything it stands for.

A French, cheese-eating alphaphala male in charge of writing stories. Don't troll because of allergies to BULLSHIT.