I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

More of an artist than a writer XP Might as well give it a shot though, right?

You're never properly dressed without a smile...

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019

The man without a plan.

"And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love." - 1 Corinthians 13:13

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

Does anyone play the MLP mobile game? My friend code is a49657.

I should probably put something here, shouldn't I?