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It's Twilight's birthday! Pinkie gives Twilight a book on how to be Pinkie. At first dubious, Twilight becomes fascinated by the view into Pinkie's mind.

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I'm really looking forward to the next update!:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

A book about how to be Pinkie? Ok, you got me hooked :pinkiehappy: I'm waiting for the next chapter. :pinkiesmile:


Twilight smiled at the illustration as she reassembled herself to match it.

She's breaking reality already. That book works fast!

Loving it. Twilight must learn the art of pinkie chaos.

Make the chapters long, much MUCH longer. I'm loving it, 4 out of 5 PINKS :heart::pinkiehappy::pinkiesmile::heart:

I agree that longer chapters would be nice. I'm enjoying this so far regardless! Keep up the good work!

Oh sweet Celestia...I was wondering if someone would try to create a Method of Pinky's Madness. I am now, as of this moment, following this story with the intensity of a Lazar Bear!! ...yes, you read that right, Lazar BEAR! As in, next step above Ursa Major, instead of starlight, I'm talking CONCENTRATED LIGHT!!!:pinkiehappy:

...Yes, I have issues, but then again, I've been trying to get into Pinky's head since I joined the fandom...suffice to say, results have been mixed...though I do take opportunities to breach OUR 'Fourth Wall' as it were. Mind you, no idea if anybody is really watching, but just the action is hilarious and tends to confuse people...mission accomplished. :rainbowdetermined2:

I encourage your work, and if you need ideas so far out there, you'd wonder if I was playing Mad Libs while on some kind of mind-expanding drug? Let me know, I've got a free Sunday.:yay:

So far so good, despite the current shortness I find myself looking forward to what might come next.

I want to see a chapter where Twilight realizes how Pinkie Sense actually works! :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

2349323 i think she will automatically develope it after reading the book

Do you not know that there is no Unified Theory of Pinkie? Tartarus, in order to even try to develop one, you must first find the legendary Pink Hugson, using a Large Atomic and Magic Collider, focused on discovering pure, concentrated randomness. After doing so, you must then form a mathematical, magical equation on how to find exactly what you are looking for the moment you need it, and then bake everything you have discovered so far into a cupcake. Eat said cupcake, then begin to pop up in the most random places you can think of. Then repeat the whole process, sans eating the cupcakes, until you have a large enough amount to host a large party, with the only snacks being those cupcakes and a bowl of punch. You must then invite the entire research team to said party, which you must set up by firing the decor and food out of a canon until they fit perfectly in the surrounding area. (According to Chaos Theory, the REAL one, not Discord's, this is entirely possible, if highly improbable) Finally, once everyone has partied themselves into oblivion, the unified theory of Pink will begin to form. You have to repeat this process every day, from now until the project is complete, otherwise the theory will begin to unravel before your eyes. Additionally, write down each and every piece of the Theory onto whatever you can find, and don't bother about trying to make it fit in mathematically. It will appear, given time, in its proper form...

And I went WAAAYY to far with this, didn't I?

the answer to that question is in one of pinkie pies original songs "I give a smile i get a smile and thats so special to me"

I think Pinkie's "magic" is sort of a subset of Chaos magic. Chaos is neutral, but "whimsy", as you call it, can only be utilized to its fullest by a completely free spirit, like Pinkie Pie.

I'm starting to understand Pinkie's "teleportation". The unexpected is funny (usually). You see an elephant in the zoo? Not really funny. You see an elephant in your classroom? That's pretty funny (and unexpected!). Pinkie is able to use the Element of Laughter to teleport anywhere it'd be funny. Usually, this means appearing in, you guessed it, unexpected places.


I knew it! It's just like that classic quote: "A candle loses nothing from lighting another candle."

2353313 At first I thought the answer to both questions was the same (The Answer) but your answer makes so much more sense.

Q: What is the answer to this question?
A: The answer to this question is correct.

That's my guess at least. :pinkiehappy:

Wow, Pinkie Pie is kind of Zen...

...at last...AT LAST!!! Someone to guide others on the road to PINK!! :pinkiegasp:

Seriously, I don't know how you are coming up with this, or if you've managed to master the Pinkie in your own life, but well done!!:pinkiehappy:

These lessons are good ideas for life, and I for one intend to use them!:twilightsmile:

2353313 but you can get a smile even if you don't give a smile...

Edit: "We? Did you want a hand?" Shouldent that be Hoof? You know ponies have hoofs not hands.

Edit 2: I dident notice before but when did i become a gold member?

Edit 3: realiced its 1 april probably a joke from the site.

I reckon the answer to the second question is everything
Because no mater what the answer is since it is the answer it is automatically correct.

2356002 You aren't a gold member, sorry.
Everybody appears to be a gold member to themselves, and people with a User ID ending in 0 appear as gold members to everybody.
Poultron is just testing Gold Memberage, and right now Gold Members don't get anything special.

I am enjoying this fic immensely! Please, keep it up!

"We? Did you want a hand?"

Twilight is not yet far enough into her training to break the fourth wall, which therefore, unless Twilight is secretly a Minotaur with magical powers, she should not be mentioning hands.

Hug, people. The answer is a hug.

The whole thing was beautiful :pinkiehappy: good work delving into Pinkie's mind :twilightsmile:

wait, question 1, then question B? And Pinkie says 1, Celestia would want more, and B She isnt like that...

Intriguing. Ah well, Pinkie being Pinkie

What. The. Fuck. Just happened?
What about the answers? DAMN YOU APRIL 1ST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't know about question 1 since there are several things that can only be attained when it is given away that is close to love. Happiness, laughter, joy, a hug, a smile, etc.

Question B is definitely a toughie. If we take Twilight and Pinkie's advice to start from the the end and work our way back to the front, we end up with this answer: "What is the question to this answer?" Simple: "What is the answer to this question?" The question is the answer and the answer is the question.

Very nicely done. I liked that look into how Pinkie's world works.

Aw... this chapter was very cute :twilightsmile:

'Hand' to 'helping hoof' duly corrected.

Answers didn't really fit this part of the story, will be in the next chapter.

I was hoping For answers but nevertheless this pleaseth us

:fluttershyouch: Your profile photo stares into my very soul.

A. Pinkie was in trouble and she was going to help her.
2. This was Pinkie's universe, and she doubted anything would happen to her there, knowing Pinkie, no matter how sad she was right now.

Using ordered list: Check!
Pinkifying said list by making the list items be from different series: Check!
Mind*:yay:*: CHECKEROONIE!

I think the answer is happiness.

Pinkie suddenly makes more sense, for once :pinkiegasp:

*reads story description* This should be... Interesting. And pink. A lot of pink.

Slowly deciphering the code that is Pinkie Pie... :pinkiehappy:

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