For years now a creature wanders the world of Albion, with questions in his head and sand in his boots. The questions are rather simple: Where do I come from and where will I go? But how do they say? Sometimes, the journey is the reward.
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Now that I think about it. Thiemo is actually a subspecies of monkey now, instead of ape.
5041534 except it isn't really a monkey's tail but a ponies xD. Which I wonder if it is permanent or play a part later on between him and amy
Cady, you're the Worst evil step-mom ever!
Well, this was unexpected, but an intresting development.
Sorry Cadence, mother-daughter bonding must take a backseat to romance and potential sex.
Glad you're taking a mostly serious approach to heat instead of the more comedic "must rape anything with a penis" I've come to expect.
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Blame Shining and his penis erectile dysfunction.
...For some reason, that scene with Cadence and a bucket of icecream make me laugh...
Loving it, can't wait to see more. Shining can't be happy that he isn't leaving.
No eggs = No omlettes...
...That. Was. B-E-A-U-tiful chapter, as usual well done!...that's all I can say.
Seriously Bartholomew...xD , one piece reference any one ?
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Has nothing to do with One Piece.
The Name is written "Bartholomäus" in German and comes from one of my favourite songs.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xtl9o2
To roughly translate the first phrase:
"32 impaled cats under the tree,
from death and from life
cheated to the bone
and pulled through a TV.
Now only one can help me
the world's biggest bogeyman
Bartholomew Peingebreck."
Yes, that's German goth music.
........that time of the year, huh? And that last scene with Cadence
5142503 Ahh...i see...
COMING SOON..MATURE SEX BAM!
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WTF are those lyrics
KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE
So Amaryllis can't make her own hive, but since she still has the "malleable changeling genes" does that mean she'll still be able to have children with Thiemo?
Ugh, going into heat is one thing... I can accept that.
But the poor ponies don't even get a sex life outside of those two weeks a year? How depressing is that!? Not to mention bland!
Without sex on the mind year-round do you have any idea how different their culture would be? That's a rhetorical question, because you really don't. Such a mindset is completely alien to us humans.
No sex in advertising, for instance. Can you imagine that? A world where sex DOESN'T sell? I can't.
No porn. Porn drives our whole world, man. Every media ever invented was used for porn more or less immediately, and that usage drove said media's development and evolution. Movies, photography, even writing.
Having them go into heat is one thing, but making them basically sexless the rest of the time? That makes them too alien to relate to and simultaneously super boring.
6227623 (Just bringing you back to an old comment)
I don't think that the ponies in this story are completely sexless outside of heat, only that they are a lot more active about it during that time.
I remember there was a conversation that Rainbow Dash was having with Soarin sometime during chapter II regarding some of their activities beneath the sheets where she realized she apparently maybe slightly accidentally got pregnant because she hadn't realized they went on a horizontal tango during that time.
Sex sells obviously because they have things like lingerie apparently, much to Thiemo's discomfort at the realization that he was going around in minotaur undergarments that Spike had nabbed for his (dis)comfort.
And those magazines, the ones Thiemo apparently had in his Handy Haversack equivalent that got torn up by Rainbow during Eris' maze game, and that Estoc later found when he was walking around in there.
So yeah, simply because there hasn't been much of a focus on sexuality in the story so far doesn't mean there haven't been points where the topic came up briefly.
6227623 you've never heard of asexual people have you? where they have little to no sex drive what-so-ever? SEX CAN'T BUY ME!!!
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Of course I've heard of asexual people. But they're very much a minority. For - at a guess - 99% of the population, sex sells, etc.
Hmm... I'm guessing Ti is Atlantis.
Also, I'm wrong to be that poor little Skyla will be the target of an attempted assassination rather than Amy, since Eeryines worried about any, but Skyla has only gotten a few lines of text.
schema is schedule in english. ctrl + f and then type in schema and you'll be able to fix this tiny mistake in no time.
oh come on that's not even a good pun!