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Armalite


I'm eighteen, I'm in OPP, I live the thug life, I smoke weed every day, I don't take shit from nobody, and I write fanfiction for a show about magical ponies.

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Because sometimes, not all is what it seems.

Just read it all. Had this idea last night, and wrote it after school.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 31 )

Shout out to Rainbow Dash, Applejack, S and M, and zombies!

1499454 I thought you said your computer was out of commission?

One single thing!
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I think i got about half of it, and it sounded pretty weird. weird, but funny as hell!

That last line - perfection! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

I'm with 1499988, that was just glorious.

Then they went back to the motel and fucked

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>random silly story about ridiculous subject
>1k words

inb4 feature box

In the first few sentences I was like "Let me guess, this is one of those fics that pretends it's about sex until the very end, where a random twist happens."

A tad predictable, but the ending was still nice. :pinkiesmile:

1499956 I got it fixed yesterday!:pinkiehappy:

1500041 Thanks man! I got this idea last night, and I had to write it down.

1500058

It was like a twist WITHIN a twist!

1500135
indeed. you expect them to fukc, and then they go kill zombies.
You think "wtf, i tought they were going to fuck, and now they kill zombies" and then they end up fucking :rainbowlaugh:

A story only made for a cheap laugh, and it did its job perfectly.

I demand a sequel! I think we need more elaboration on both aspects of the ending. :ajsmug::rainbowdetermined2:

Great work!

1500041 Now you've gone and jinxed it! It'll never see the featured box now!

Mmkay I was slightly worried there for a second. But I never thought that it'd end up with RD and AJ fighting zombie ponies. And what's more, with a police baton and a sharpened broom handle.

No 2x4 or even a cast-iron skillet?! For shame....Oh well! :pinkiecrazy:

1499988>>1500026 Thanks guys!:pinkiehappy:

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I can honestly say that I did not see that coming.

Couldn't just write a clopfic, could you? YOU HAD ONE JOB! Lol but srsly, great job!:yay:

1501654 Sorry, not into clop, so the best you'll get is forplay and zombies!:twilightsmile:

Wow. The ending was a twist on an expected twist. Huh.

I lol'd.

I liked this one.

1531298 Why thank you!:twilightsmile:

ouch. i think i got whiplash from the ending lol. nice quick story though.

lol my brother was reading as well. about the time they doned their suits and gathered their "tools" he could be heard sayin "holy crap, i didnt know appledash was that kinky" when the sharpened broom handle came out he responded with "wtf?!?!?

1743086 I'm glad I could entertain!:twilightsmile:

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Dat ending lol

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