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Armalite


I'm eighteen, I'm in OPP, I live the thug life, I smoke weed every day, I don't take shit from nobody, and I write fanfiction for a show about magical ponies.

Dec
10th
2014

My birthday · 3:43pm Dec 10th, 2014

Yeah, it's today. I'm 18 now, I can go die for my country, vote, and get some chick pregnant, all in the same day! I can watch R rated movies, too!

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Oct
20th
2014

Spooky · 1:40am Oct 20th, 2014

It's spooky month and to celebrate I'm busting out the Zombie Deimos and the new name. Also a chapter update for Living Like a Princess, arguably the spookiest story on this god forsaken site.

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Aug
22nd
2014

Holy Shit · 6:37pm Aug 22nd, 2014

New Yorker just emailed me this:

Dear Ben,

Thank you for sending us the enclosed submission. While we’re not able to use it in our publication, we recognize that it indicates promise, especially for the age of its author. Keep writing and reading, and take classes if you can. Best of luck to you.

Warmest regards,

Paul Muldoon, Poetry Editor
Elisabeth Denison, Poetry Coordinator

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May
4th
2014

Charahub · 12:19am May 4th, 2014

I'm on it now. Ever wanted to see characters that I've created but will never do anything with!? Well now you can, just head on over here.

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Apr
19th
2014

Growing Up · 12:00am Apr 19th, 2014

It's starting to happen. I just submitted two poems to the New Yorker, and plan on submitting them to other literary magazines shortly. Christ, you have no idea how nerve wracking this is. It's like the first time I posted something on here, except with much higher standards. I know my chances of getting even one of them published are extremely slim, but... Damn. Oh well, if it doesn't turn out, I'll take them to some others. Since I'm coming up on my Senior year of high school,

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Apr
1st
2014

Stolen Steam Account · 10:42pm Apr 1st, 2014

My Steam account got jacked by some Russian fuck. Luckily, I don't seem to be in any serious danger, other than losing all my inventory items, which while it's a pain in my ass, isn't actually a threat. So, yeah. Hopefully I'll have it back in less than a month.

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Feb
9th
2014

Magello · 1:28am Feb 9th, 2014

This fucking dude on the stream, donated 300 dollars, pushing the donation pool over the goal. Everyone go follow him, because he's fucking amazing.

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Jan
13th
2014

It's been a while, hasn't it? · 7:39pm Jan 13th, 2014

Yeah, just uploaded a new story. First one in like, almost a year. First real story in over a year. I really should start writing more. Oh well. Go check it out! It's about Gilda dying and Dash reading her final letter.

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Jan
1st
2014

Merry New Year · 5:04am Jan 1st, 2014

I managed to survive another trip around the sun. Hears to another orbit, eh?

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Dec
26th
2013

Late Christmas Present · 10:59pm Dec 26th, 2013

Yeah, I got one today in the mail.

Holy. Shit. I had the original copy of this book before it was reprinted, but I sold it because it was $250. I regretted it since. Well, Dan Luvisi reprinted it, and here it is again. Amazing book, artwork is... just... fucking Christ it's good. Massive backstory with a huge universe, it's just... I'm speechless. Glad to have this thing back.

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