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Armalite


I'm eighteen, I'm in OPP, I live the thug life, I smoke weed every day, I don't take shit from nobody, and I write fanfiction for a show about magical ponies.

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  • 491 weeks
    My birthday

    Yeah, it's today. I'm 18 now, I can go die for my country, vote, and get some chick pregnant, all in the same day! I can watch R rated movies, too!

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  • 498 weeks
    Spooky

    It's spooky month and to celebrate I'm busting out the Zombie Deimos and the new name. Also a chapter update for Living Like a Princess, arguably the spookiest story on this god forsaken site.

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  • 506 weeks
    Holy Shit

    New Yorker just emailed me this:

    Dear Ben,

    Thank you for sending us the enclosed submission. While we’re not able to use it in our publication, we recognize that it indicates promise, especially for the age of its author. Keep writing and reading, and take classes if you can. Best of luck to you.

    Warmest regards,

    Paul Muldoon, Poetry Editor

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  • 522 weeks
    Charahub

    I'm on it now. Ever wanted to see characters that I've created but will never do anything with!? Well now you can, just head on over here.

    0 comments · 436 views
  • 524 weeks
    Growing Up

    It's starting to happen. I just submitted two poems to the New Yorker, and plan on submitting them to other literary magazines shortly. Christ, you have no idea how nerve wracking this is. It's like the first time I posted something on here, except with much higher standards. I know my chances of getting even one of them published are extremely slim, but... Damn. Oh well, if it

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Apr
19th
2014

Growing Up · 12:00am Apr 19th, 2014

It's starting to happen. I just submitted two poems to the New Yorker, and plan on submitting them to other literary magazines shortly. Christ, you have no idea how nerve wracking this is. It's like the first time I posted something on here, except with much higher standards. I know my chances of getting even one of them published are extremely slim, but... Damn. Oh well, if it doesn't turn out, I'll take them to some others. Since I'm coming up on my Senior year of high school, I'm starting to put together my stuff needed to get into a college. My GPA's meh, my classes up until next year are meh, but I'm hoping that having a decent portfolio of essays, poetry, and short stories will tip me over the edge and get me accepted. Anyway, just thought I should let you all know that I'm reaching out and cramming my writing down the throats of people in the real world. Also, none of my poems have anything to do with ponies, blasphemy, I know.

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Comments ( 5 )

Oh come you bitch! Link em here, we (I) want to read them.

2022767 Here they both are, Welcome to the Danger Zone.
I wrote the first for my Creative Writing class, and the second in my free time.

2022926 On the high road to the danger zone.

2022926 Oh shit man, that first one. Hit me right in the feels. Really good poems, you have a talent for it.

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