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While training Sweetie Belle in the use of her magic, Twilight finds a tape and a lemon on her door step, the former of which seems to be the ramblings of an insane man claiming to be one Cave Johnson, a man who comissioned a combustible lemon be made so he could get even with life.

but surely the lemon Twilight found is just a lemon, right?

Short crossover fic with the Portal franchise, just because.
written for no other reason than that I wanted to get some writing practice in before tackling my next larger project

Cover art by trunsako9

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 23 )

First of all, FIRST! Second of all *reads description* SRSLY!? Oh crap... Deus is first... SECOND!

1441241 You have to be quick to get those firsts :twilightsmile:

How're you screwing up with dialogue? How do you not know that periods come BEFORE the quotation marks, not after? "Spoken dialogue should look like this." "Not this".

EDIT: Let it be known though that I find this fun. I'm not trying to hate on you ^^

LOOOOOL :rainbowlaugh: That's an interesting super special talent Sweetie's got there. Oh, dear, Rarity's gonna have a fit if Sweetie does that in the house.
On a slightly more serious note, cute story. You might want to proofread it, though. I caught a bunch of grammar/spelling mistakes, too many to list. Still, I enjoyed it!

1441348 Yes seems Sweetie Bell has a knack for pyromancy.:unsuresweetie:

I liked it!

And that's coming from someone who's usually disappointed by pony/portal crossovers.

Could have used a few commas here or there, and Sadron's right, punctuation is supposed to go inside the quotes, but the story was fun.

:oracle-turret: "The answer is beneath us. Her name was Sweetie Belle. Remember that. That's all I can say."

1441321>>1441348>>1441459 Damn you Microsoft Spellchecker!
Seriously though, you all are right. a run through showed lots of little errors (I.E. benched rather than belched)

Fixed it now, but i'm sure some more are lurking, waiting for the Grammar Nazi.

1441477 I'm a grammar nazi! But I'm a helpful one.

1441607 Indeed you are, my fine pony.
at this point in my writing career, I will accept all the help I can get, so please - nit pick mercilessly

You know, I rather enjoyed this story. Nice job!

1469263 Glad you enjoyed it. Its certainly the most random of my stories so far

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Name of Story: Sweetie Belle Vs. A Lemon

Grammar score out of 10: 9

It's a great nudge to Portal Fans.
Sweetie Belle and Twilight fit their characterizations.
Cave Johnson's bankrupt ....

Small grammar/spelling issues (to instead of too, and so on).
Punctuation in the dialogues.
Being a Portal crossover, it rips all the fun for the ones who don't know Portal.

Nothing much to say apart from the pros and cons I listed above. Being a one-shot, there's not much to worry about when it comes to character development and so on. Maybe it could have been a little crazier, as the Portal saga is, but then again, this is a personal opinion. Nice, enjoyable read overall. Just watch out for grammar issues. I'm not too picky, but others may be.

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Name: Sweetie belle vs a lemon

Grammar: 9/10

Pros: Nice little Portal crossover
Was funny and cute
Characters seemed to stay...well in character

Cons: a couple of Grammar mistakes. other than that not much else

Notes: The story was pretty good, gave me a little chuckle. Sweetie belle the pyromancer :pinkiehappy:

Hope you liked you review, please give my story Guardian of the Hearthfire a look.

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Name: Sweetie belle vs a lemon

Grammar: 9/10

Was a nice, funny piece to read.
The characters were behaving in character, I can imagine an episode with this happening playing out like this.
The story played out smoothly without anything stopping it's flow that I could notice.

This is difficult as I noticed basically no fault with the story, the only thing would be a few minor grammar errors but besides that I'm afraid I got nothing.

I got nothing more to say really, you had a certain idea and that idea played out nicely in the story. The story succeeding to show the idea that you had.

:rainbowlaugh: I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Best line EVER:ajsmug:Other then a few errors I was quite impressed by this, though short, it really caught my attention and did well to give me a chuckle or two, great one-shot, always loved to see Twilight teaching Sweetie Belle magic:twilightsmile:

2248880 Twilight taking on the teachers role is something that I would love to see more in the actual show, maybe now that she is a princess it may come out more.

This was just a short, silly, written at 11 PM one shot that wouldn't go away.

Thanks for a fave and a watch.

2248972 I can completely agree with that, I love the idea of course being a Princess/Goddess has to be very hard for now:facehoof: Nonetheless, I enjoyed the story, shall be waiting for more:twilightsmile: :rainbowlaugh: It happens, sometimes an idea just punchs you in the face and wants you to write it:facehoof:

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:good job Sweetie Belle!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:



The original quote from portal 2...

With the potato's comments.

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