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AJ Aficionado

The Guy who wrote "Dibs on My Sister". Prereader for Firesight, writer of erotic fanfiction and lover of Eeveelutions.

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kalash93
kalash93 #1 · Aug 4th, 2023 · · ·
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Now I’ve seen everything - a My Little Pony x Fear And Hunger crossover porn fanfic!

PacifistDoodl3r
PacifistDoodl3r #2 · Aug 4th, 2023 · · ·
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*the Pinecone pig brought you a like for the fic*

Firesight
Firesight #6 · Aug 4th, 2023 · · ·
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This was a fun story to preread and edit. Me being a gambler, I especially like the title play on “The house always wins”. Thanks for letting me not just add to it, but go to town on it! I had a great time.

AJ Aficionado
AJ Aficionado #7 · Aug 4th, 2023 · · ·
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Your help was appreciated as always! Especially on the sex. I'm not feeling especially horny these days...

Firesight
Firesight #8 · Aug 4th, 2023 · · ·
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I hear ya, buddy. Hopefully things will change starting a week from now, but in the meantime, I’m always here to help. And hopefully you’ll get a surge of readers this evening as people come home and maybe see my blog post.

PS: Congrats on your 400th watch!

AJ Aficionado
AJ Aficionado #9 · Aug 4th, 2023 · · ·
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I'm not sure how to celebrate 400 followers. There are only 300 Spartans. :raritycry:

Black--Soul
Black--Soul #10 · Aug 5th, 2023 · · ·
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Nice read but something is missing to get me really going...
Unfortunately i don't know what exactly.
Still definitely a like :pinkiesmile:👍

AJ Aficionado
AJ Aficionado #11 · Aug 5th, 2023 · · ·
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If I might pry a bit, in the sexual/hotness sense or in the story flavor sense?

Black--Soul
Black--Soul #12 · Aug 5th, 2023 · · ·
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The first, the second seem sufficient despite me lacking any context.

AJ Aficionado
AJ Aficionado #13 · Aug 5th, 2023 · · ·
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Ahh. Fair enough. It's not an excuse for failure or anything like that but I will say I don't usually write these particular fetishes. It was fun to give it a try though! Have a good day.

Black--Soul
Black--Soul #14 · Aug 5th, 2023 · · ·
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Not a failure, not not a glorious success either.
Still a great read, just without glowing colors.
My stories lack grammatical correction for that for example.

Firesight
Firesight #15 · Oct 13th, 2023 · · ·
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Wow, look at me... doing an AJA-style long post with my own peanut gallery! But whereas he uses his favorite mares—the flower trio, Linky and Twinkleshine to comment on my stories, I’ve decided to go with Humane 7 from Equestria Girls—or more correctly, the ascended-into-goddesses versions from my very M-rated Harmonic Resonance story, which I won’t link here for its rating.

So for anyone else reading this, let me introduce their ascended names and powers—over and above the usual alicorn magic. You can tell who’s talking by the color of the text, and their powers are noted in the parentheses.

Sunset Shimmer -> Daydream (mind reading, total control of the four elements)
Rainbow Dash -> Hyperdash (can traverse spacetime at superluminal speed and travel through black holes to reach other realities)
Applejack -> Fertile Fields (total control of plants, able to grow or alter them at will)
Fluttershy -> Fluttershine (able to commune with and control animals, including animal spirits)
Rarity -> Crystal Queen (total mastery of crystals and their myriad powers, which she can use to boost her own)
Pinkie Pie -> Sugar High (chaos magic!)
Sci-Twi -> Midnight Maven; the personality fusion of Twilight and Midnight Sparkle (able to interface with, control, and build/manipulate technology. Can surf the web and control computers with her mind).

Before anyone asks, this longpost was personally requested by the author, AJ_Aficionado. The choice of characters for use in the longpost is mine, however. As the story the seven girls was ascended in very M-rated, you'll see references to it and some of their new *proclivities* here.

Okay, gang... we're here! What do you think?

Whoa, nellie! Haven't seen this reality before. Looks like another pony verse. Wait—I thought you said we were supposed to see some new counterpart goddesses here. Did you take us through the wrong black hole again, Hyperdash?

I meant one goddess, not a group of them! And I didn't say anything about counterparts. As for getting us lost, I only did that once! Yeah, we're in the right place. I can tell by the spacetime fluctuations. Each reality vibrates at a different frequency, for lack of a better term.

She's not lying. I'm still working on a theory and mathematical model for it, but it's how she's able to bring us home afterwards, by vibrating her wings at the same frequency when passing us through a Kerr Black Hole's ringularity.

Yeah, yeah... I ain’t interested in all your Omega nerd topics, Midnight Maven. All I need to know is, I'm so fast that I can use my new wings to travel anywhere in the multiverse! In this case, I checked this reality out yesterday and now really wanted Sugar High and Midnight Maven to see it. For Sugar High, I think it takes after one of her favorite game franchises! And as for Midnight... well, you'll see shortly!

Oh, really? Let's see! Let's see!

A new goddess based on a game franchise? Well, you've piqued my interest, darling, though even as a human, my tastes in games tend to be much different than Pinkie's were.

Yeah, well, we've already visited an Ace Attorney verse or ten, Crystal Queen. We know you have a crush on Miles Edgeworth, but the rest of us should get a turn checking out different realities we might enjoy, too! Don't you agree, Fluttershine?

Oh. Um, I guess, though I was hoping to find a verse where animals rule. And I don't mean like in Planet of the Apes. I would love to find a place where both live and spirit animals can talk with everybody, and not just me.

Oh, there's plenty of those out there! I'll find one for you tomorrow, but for now... let me just make sure we're at the start time I meant to arrive at... there! Now just sit back and watch what happens with these ponies, gang! It'll almost be as fun as our mutual tentacle sessions! Just remember the ground rules—no interference! I promise nothing bad is going to happen.

“Hmph!” Velvet scoffed. “The champion of the tabletop RPG reduced to non-player character status in a game of Ogres and Oubliettes.”

Night Light chortled. “Nonsense, my love. I’ve still got an excellent game. Let me show you.”

Wait—those are my parents! Or my pony parents... Wow. look at that sheath. I don't remember Dad being that well hung.

Figures that’d be the first thing you notice, filly!

I notice everything, Daydream! Given my techno prowess, I record everything, too, including measurements. I’ve already constructed a full model of him in my memory for possible use later.

Oh, really? And what ‘possible use’ is that?

Wouldn’t YOU like to know!

“Haven’t you always wanted to do that, Love?” Night Light took in a big gulp of fresh country air and settled deeper into his lawn chair with a satisfyingly crunchy, stretchy sound. “Wait until we get the water bill and see all of those savings…”

That is very definitely my mother. She's a stickler for saving money and not wasting water.

Heh. If you think that’s bad, you should hear Granny Smith go on about it if I so much as leave a light on back at the farm!

The sound of a strange pump brought Night Light up short. Like air and water being vigorously and repeatedly forced into a tighter and tighter space coming from the direction of his wife.

He turned towards the sound and opened his eyes, wide in surprise. His beloved wife and mother of two was leveling what appeared to be an enormous scoped rifle at his face from the front step of their home, suspended in her own unicorn field of levitation — her icy blue eye fixed down the barrel at him with evil intent.

Whoa! She's got a...

A Mega-Douser 9000! The best water gun on the market! I've got one at home!

His horn still glowing, Night Light wrapped an extra layer of blue around his spiraled horn, opening the door to a nearby shed to summon a similar-looking water cannon to the one Velvet was using, into his waiting forelimbs. Propping the barrel up on the fallen lawn chair, he looked through the scope back up at his wife who he could see was grinning like a movie madmare, eying him back through her own scoped weapon of mass hydration.

He's got one too! It says on the barrel that it's the "Mass Hydration Inundator 8000" Wow, they're going at it in this water fight even harder than we do in the summer!

Oh! I can't wait to have a water fight of our own again! With our new powers, we could really rock the water gun world!

Fine by me! I won't even need a water gun. Trust me, you guys are already as good as doused...

Now that’s hardly fair, darling! Your elemental powers includes control of water!

Tough. When you got it, you flaunt it, filly!

Suit yourself, ‘Sunny’. But don’t be surprised if I use my crystal powers to bend and bind your elemental ones!

Bring it, Crystal Queen!

Grinning, Night Light shifted his position slightly, the barrel of his weapon braced by the fallen chair, never taking his eye off Velvet. “What’s my name, dear?” He finally said, a fleeting glimpse of a smile on his face.

Velvet remained silent, but a tremble began to flow through the aura holding her water gun aloft.

“Come on, honey! Humor me!” Night teased.

“Prepare to be soaked… Mister D-20!” Velvet pulled the trigger.

D-20? Like a 20-sided dice? Does this mean my parents were gamers? I had no idea. They never played games like that with me! Then again, I was really only interested in studying for the longest time.

Well, your pony parents, anyway. Doesn't mean your human ones are like that, filly!

They may be ponies, but their voices and mannerisms are spot-on to my parents. So yeah, I think they actually are...

“Night, have you been stashing weapons around the yard all day when I’m not looking!?” Velvet shook her head in apparent disbelief. “No wonder I’m still married to you.”

“Heh. You called me Mister D-20. I was wondering if you’d forgotten my name!” Night grinned and retrieved his water cannon, placing it back in the shed before picking up the garden hose and spraying the grass off of himself.

“I never knew what that name meant for the longest time…” Velvet said, wistfully. “When the stallions called you that in school, I used to think it was referring to your measurements.”

“My… measurements?” Night arched an eyebrow at his wife.

Velvet winked and began wiggling her eyebrows back at Night.

“Ohh!” Night covered his cheek with one of his hooves like an embarrassed filly. “A twenty-inch dangler. A D-20. How lewd! How can you possibly imagine an old steed like me even thinking about sex when there are ogres in need of slaying?”

Oh, my.

Starting to see why I wanted to you see this, Middie?

Yeah, but my dad isn't THAT well hung! Well, at least not until I...

Until you WHAT, girlfriend?

I, uh, plead the Fifth. But he isn't like that naturally! Still pretty big, though...

Velvet’s eyebrows lowered as she leaned her chin forward onto her upturned hoof. “Well, I don't know dear. It might have something to do with the army of young, fertile mares you’ve plowed your way through before and after we got married…”

BWHAHHHAHAHAHHAHHH!!!! Oh, Middie, you should see the look on your face!

By all my favorite tech toys... my parents are SWINGERS????

I don't know, filly. Given how readily they seem to have settled into a relationship with you and Shiny since you ascended, it makes some sense!

Night lowered his ears, chagrined. “I left the game back in Canterlot, Velvet.”

Velvet leaned back on her haunches, folding her forelegs against her chest and looking away. “Why?”

“Why? Velvet, do I really…”

“Yes, you do!” Velvet cut him off with a hoof bump to his chest. “You don’t mind me having a coltfriend but you can’t have a marefriend? This never got in our way of seeing other ponies before!”

Wha? MOM!!!! And will you stop laughing, Hyperdash? This isn't funny!

Are you kidding? It's hysterical! This explains so much!

Think she's got ya there, filly. Yeah, this is REAL educational!

That's IT! I'm uploading the video I took of you and Gilda going at it to Boobtube after we get back!

You wouldn’t dare!

Oh yeah? Be sure and check your channel when we get back! Can’t wait to see how many views and comments THAT racks up!

Night raised both of his forehooves up in front of him like a shield. “Velvet, I like Triton. I would never ask you to turn him away! Also, I mean, I think he’s pretty hot too. If I was a mare, I totally would. I could just bury myself in his leathery wings and live there forever!”

T-TRITON??? Sugar High’s boyfriend is doing my MOM?

Uh, haven't you been with him yourself by now a few times, filly?

Oh! OH! I KNEW he was scoring with older women! He said he'd bedded half the female staff of Hollow Shades by now, and a least a third of the males! I mean, I always assumed he was exaggerating, but...

It's his Polish look and accent as much as being well-hung. Gets the girls—and more than a few guys—every time!

“Stop making me laugh while I scold you, darn it!” Velvet clutched at her heaving barrel before forcing her face into a more serious expression. “And there’s no reason you can’t be a mare with him — if you want a threesome with him later, just say so!”

Oh no... now I'm FANTASIZING about it! And when I do that, my power tends to help make it come true!

Aw, don't fight it, M&M! Take it from me that every guy's gay for him! And he doesn't mind one bit!

“...It just so happens that I have a solution to our problem.” Velvet continued to ramble. “I know you don’t want to embarrass our daughter while she’s Princess of Friendship. I respect your feelings and that’s why I’d like to keep this as discreet as possible for the both of us…”

“I’ll think about it,” Night muttered as quietly as he could, turning to face the hedges with his face aflame, the pruning shears suddenly missing their mark repeatedly as they continually cut at empty air. “But you were just disciplining me for my shameful lack of female companions.”

“Oh right,” Velvet muttered behind Night’s back. “As I was saying… I think we need a more balanced relationship…”

Night gave up and sat the shears down. “Discreet? In this small town? And with our daughter’s Friendship castle in view? I don’t know what you’re planning but I think we have zero chance of keeping me a secret from the town if I’m going around rutting everypony.”

Seriously? You two kept your swinging secret from ME all these years!

You don't know that's what they were—

It's their voices, their personalities, AND he's starts trimming the hedges when he gets flustered, just like my Dad! Oh, trust me, they're into it!

Night swallowed and nodded, bowing his head in surrender — there was no point in denying it, given his own rapidly rising phallus and the fresh fantasies of mares it fed him. “I-if Twilight is okay with it and it’s what you really want, I guess I could maybe talk to another mare. Just as long as she doesn’t get in the way of us, Velvet.”

Velvet nuzzled Night’s cheek. “You’ve given me thirty years, Night. I won’t let you get away so easily. Trust me.”

Well, I guess I'm okay with it since they clearly still love each other after all this time... but I still can't believe they hid this!

Well, what did you expect, filly? Think of how the old you would have reacted to learning this. Or worse, the old Midnight!

... you're right. I wasn't ready. And goddess only knows what Midnight Sparkle would have done instead of Midnight Maven...

Hey, if you want, I'll find you that reality next!

I dare you, darling!

Uh... I'll have to think about that. Depending on how it went, I could use it as roleplay fodder for being with my parents if nothing else!

Night slapped his erection against his belly with a meaty thwack. “O-oh really? And where might these ‘ladies’ be hiding?”

“Fret not, Nighty! I’ve been doing some scouting and found just a place. A house maintained by some out-of-towners where the lonely ladies like to hang out.” Velvet straddled up to Night and hissed the base of his ear. “Does that sound like a good place for you and D-20, honey?”

Huh. Where do you reckon that place is in our town?

No idea. But unless it's completely off the grid, Midnight should be able to find it with her ability to search the web.

Oh, I'll find it! Unless it really is completely off-grid...

Night slapped his erection against his belly again, his tail swishing from side to side in response. “Yes!”

“Then it’s settled! I’ve got my money on you finding a filly in there, D-20. Don’t let me down!” Velvet smacked his rump with her tail before walking into the cellar, leaving Night to stew in his impossible erection that he didn’t dare relieve before evening.

I'd relieve it! Though now I'm starting wonder how dad would react if I suddenly called him D-20.

The rest of the day seemed to pass in the blink of an eye. Filled with nervous energy, Night had deep-cleaned the whole house, assembled a Horsehammer 40K figurine and was starting on an airship in a bottle when a knock on the outside door made him whip his head up and look out the glass-domed window above his bedroom. Countless stars were now shining down on him through it with a waning gibbous moon staring down upon him with her silvery gaze.

Oh! Oh! I totally want that Horsehammer 40K figurine! I'm getting one before we leave! And look at that battle axe! I'm making it in my blacksmith shop when I get home!

Wow. Even I recognize what franchise that corresponds to in our world. Uh, is your dad into that, too, M&M?

He loves making bottled ships, yes. I don't think I've seen him involved with that franchise, though... unless...

Um, unless what?

Unless these 'conventions' he and Mom keep going to aren't for work! Oh, I have a LOT of investigation to do when we get back!

“I feel like a high schooler again,” Night Light muttered to himself, running a comb through his blue-gray mane, proud of how full and thick it still was after so many decades of life. “It actually kind of… stinks.”

Hey, now! We're high schoolers, and it don't stink at all! Okay, not now that we're all best friends and goddesses to boot!

Definitely not! Especially since I no longer have to worry about acne marring my face!

No, all we have to worry about is the occasional magical megathreat. Speaking of whom, has anyone seen the Sirens lately...?

“Triton, not now. Hah! You are a bad batty!” Velvet cried out as Night approached, her chin resting on a cushion at the end of their sofa. Behind her, hind legs resting on the opposite side, her tail was flagging wildly behind her, thrashing against the hems of her hula skirt as she cooed with delight.

“Oh, don’t mind me, you two!” Night gave Triton a nod as the virile young bat-pony withdrew his face from the inside of Velvet’s skirt. He licked his face, shimmering and glistening in the cold light of the moon, with his unnaturally long tongue, revealing two long white fangs in the process. “You should really finish her off before we head off for the night. I do appreciate seeing my wife squirm like that!”

“You two are insatiable!” Velvet scolded the pair, though she didn’t sound convincing to Night. “Batty, you can feast on my fruit basket once we’re at the party!”

“My, Miss Velvet and Mister Light!” Triton dabbed at his face, still clotted with fragrant cream that filled the room with the scent of sugar cane. “She was lying in wait for me in that dress!”

What the—? Never mind the fact that he's eating out Mom right in front of Dad, but Triton's a BAT-PONY???

Well, DUH! We already knew Hollow Shades High was our world's counterpart to Equestrian thestrals! So of course he'd be one! And wow, does he look good! I wish OUR Triton had that long a tongue! Oh, wait! With my chaos magic, I can give him one! I can't WAIT what he can do with it!

Night could swear he could hear the sound of his something slapping against the colt’s belly. Well, my wife is the hottest mare around. Who would blame him? he thought to himself. “I suppose if my wife insists, guess we’ll have to go then, eh? Lead the way, you two!”

And so they did, the pair leading him out into the warm, muggy summer evening down the long driveway to the main road. They must have been walking for almost an hour until they reached the very edge of Ponyville city limits along the deserted highway. The two had known exactly where they were going, cutting down forsaken side roads. Night didn’t even know the names of half of them when they stopped near an opening in the forest off the highway, connected to it by a dingy-looking trail. It did have its own official street name though: Green Hue Ln.

Green Hue Lane? Judging by the appearance, reckon that must be Emerald Way back home. It's an old dirt road on the other side of town. Skirts the Lasting Liberty Woods and leads to an old ore mine that was exhausted half a century ago. Far as I know, nothing's happening in there, but can't say I've gone looking, either.

Neither have I. And there are definitely no electronics or internet signals active in that region. So either nothing's there, or...

Or, um, actually, my animals have told me there’s odd goings on there. Nothing that endangers them, though. I’ll ask them more about it when I get back.

“Oh yes. This is definitely it. I see that look on your face, dear! No, you’re not going to be ambushed by Ursas. That’s not until next Saturday, remember?” Velvet winked at him before disappearing into the forest. The path entering it was so overgrown that no two ponies could pass one alongside the other so Triton had to follow along behind her.

“Riiight…” Night muttered more to himself than in response to his wife as he heard the sound of underbrush crunching beneath his hooves. At least the pathway was lit up by firefly lamps on either side of the path so they could see. They had walked in about a hundred yards when he spoke again. “Velvet… I’m going to hold you to that no ambushing ru-AHHHHHHHH!”

He couldn’t restrain a yell as a creature jumped out at the trio from the forest and onto the road, blocking their path. It was dressed in what appeared to be a camouflaged ghillie suit, artfully disguised with overgrowth sewn into the fabric that Night had seen military ponies wear. They were complemented by a very un-military pair of pointed-toe faux-leather boots an old-timey bard might wear in merry olde Trottingham, covering all four of its hooves.

Whoa... look at the pink fur peering out of the cracks! Only one human has that shade! So that's...

LILY VALLEY!

Wow! Who knew that SHE could go commando? And I don't mean it like she goes without underwear... I LOVE that suit! All she needs is a knife and sniper rifle, and she'd be set!

Uh, no. Don't know about ya'll, but given how intense she can be, that's one girl that reckon I'd rather not give weapons to...

Its face was covered with an ivory, heart-shaped white mask, streaked with bright red paint across its grooved surface molded into the shape of a large bird. A cloak of secondary feathers covered most of the bird pony’s breast, bracken in appearance like the feathers of a great horned owl. To cap off its avian appearance, a pair of light-brown primary feathers dangled from its equine ears. It appeared to also be armed as well or possibly a musician, drawing a long wooden tube from its back with holes carved into it, pointing it vaguely in Night’s direction.

Oh. She's dressed as an owl? I like her costume a lot. Maybe I'll dress up as an owl for Halloween.

Go for it! But still, just a blowgun? Aw! Well, I guess an actual gun would make too much noise!

Only you'd be disappointed by that, Sugar High...

“All’s well that ends well! Right?” Night laughed nervously as they continued down the path. He could make out what looked like bonfire light as they turned a corner in the path and saw flickering light blotting out the stars above it. “Say, why did that owl-thing move aside when you bent over for it?”

“She showed her the sigil of Sylvian and now we get to pass through!” Triton called back. “Just like she showed me earlier. Sylvian opens many doors.”

Wait—Sylvian?

Sylvian? Who's she? And what's with the gleeful look, darling?

That's why I wanted you to see this place, Sugar High! I knew you were into the games as Pinkie Pie.

Still am! Oh! OH! Please tell me she's here!

I'm not telling you anything! You'll just have to wait and see.

Yeah, I think that smug look on your face says volumes, Hyperdash.

“All’s well that ends well! Right?” Night laughed nervously as they continued down the path. He could make out what looked like bonfire light as they turned a corner in the path and saw flickering light blotting out the stars above it. “Say, why did that owl-thing move aside when you bent over for it?”

“She showed her the sigil of Sylvian and now we get to pass through!” Triton called back. “Just like she showed me earlier. Sylvian opens many doors.”

She does! She really DOES! I can’t wait!

Okay, so someone mind filling me in on who she is?

An elder god of the Fear and Hunger dungeon crawler series! She's the goddess of love and fertility! So powerful but also so alien that to see her is to be driven mad! Oh! I really hope she's here!

Fear and Hunger? But that's a horror series! I don't want my pony parents involved with anything out of that!

Relax, M&M—I wouldn't have brought you here if that was the case. Sylvian's around, but near as I can tell, the rest of the game really isn't—or at least, not the horror parts. And wait until you see what role she plays here!

“R-Rarity!?” Night knew there was no mistaking the sound of her posh affectation, honed over years of practice. Night once more found his confidence and his erection — his stallionhood dropping from its sheath as he remembered why he’d come.

His mission for the night, to breed an eager mare with his wife’s blessing.

“In all of my splendor, darling!” Rarity regarded the well-endowed stallion, before giving her black leather rabbit ear a dainty flick of her hoof and turning to face his wife. “Mrs. Velvet. Did you not warn your husband before you brought him here that it wasn’t going to be your typical soiree? For shame!”

Gah! Now I'M here? And seeking sex with Twilight's father???

... and is that to say you weren't back home?

What? NO! I was not! Stop looking at me like that; I swear by my crystal constructs that I never even considered such a thing! Even if your father is quite handsome and the stories of your time with him tempting...

Serious, C-Q?

You did NOT just say that out loud...

Rarity tittered, her pale face slowly turning a shade of pink. “Oh, my dear Night Light! You are every bit the charmer I imagined!”

“And you are every bit the Lady my daughter always said!” Night replied, hoping he sounded the part of the smooth, confident consort even while trying and failing not to stare at her false ears. Why bunnies of all things? Night Light wondered. Is it in connection with breeding? Fertility? Rarity has no foals I’m aware of. Do they eat them? Oh, Celestia, I don’t like where my imagination is going!

Nor do I! But I will forgive him, given he seems genuinely freaked. That said, did you tell your father about me, Midnight?

I, uh... did. Or Twilight did before ascending, in those exact words. I certainly didn't suggest he have sex with you, though!

Well, um, in fairness, I don't think the Princess in this reality did, either...

Yeah, you're probably right, Fluttershine. Hey, is the Princess gonna show up later?

Sorry if this disappoints you, double-F, but no. At least, not while I was watching this before!

Thank the Grand Goddess... not sure I could handle seeing my pony self here!

That’s okay, filly—what your dad is gonna go through and get is good enough that I wish I was recording it. That’s be an amazing reaction video to upload to BoobTube instead of your stupid math lessons!

That’s part 1 of what’s going to be a 2-parter. Hope you like the approach I took and peanut gallery I gave you, AJA!

AJ Aficionado
AJ Aficionado #16 · Oct 14th, 2023 · · ·
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The Humane Seven! I have been waiting for this for weeks. Let's goooooooo!

Before anyone asks, this longpost was personally requested by the author, AJ_Aficionado. The choice of characters for use in the longpost is mine, however. As the story the seven girls was ascended in very M-rated, you'll see references to it and some of their new *proclivities* here.

That is correct. Please, moderators, don't bully this man. As for myself, I'm strapped in and ready for a great show!

Okay, gang... we're here! What do you think?

It's different; that's for sure! While our styles may be similar, our subject matter and focus are quite different as well as our fetishes. In this case, I'm doing my best to present the hottest possible case for polygamy — a subject I don't really understand that well. Alas, that is how it goes with story prompts.

For my own personal take on this story, I think the prose is some of the finest work I've ever done, perhaps ever, and the characters are excellent. That said, the sex doesn't feel like it held up the same way it did in, say, Dibs on My Sister and Snow Cave. Even Equestria Mystery Dungeon had much hotter sex. To anyone reading, go read Snow Cave if you can tolerate shota; it's a kickass story and my personal favorite of all of my works!

Whoa, nellie! Haven't seen this reality before. Looks like another pony verse. Wait—I thought you said we were supposed to see some new counterpart goddesses here. Did you take us through the wrong black hole again, Hyperdash?

Go easy on Dashie, AJ. When you ask for cable with infinite channels, you can't blame the TV Guide!

Yeah, yeah... I ain’t interested in all your Omega nerd topics, Midnight Maven. All I need to know is, I'm so fast that I can use my new wings to travel anywhere in both our universe and the multiverse by passing through black holes!

Science fiction can work any way you want but I've always read that black holes were essentially spacetime pits unless you managed to link one to another to form a "wormhole". But I'm remembering that in the Midnight Rising canon, a black hole stripped of its event horizon and accretion detritus is basically an on-ramp to anywhere you feel like since you're no longer bound by the EH to travel on rails to the bottom of the gravity well. One of those realities contains eevees so you can bet I'm traveling to that reality as soon as feasible. I just hope I don't get attacked along the way and have to confront Darkrai at any point and if I do, I hope there's time to fuck large-eared foxlike creatures as a large-eared fox creature.

For Sugar High, I think it takes after one of her favorite game franchises!

Pinkie gets serious hipster points for even knowing Fear and Hunger exists! I only personally about it because I have a friend who's really into survival horror who couldn't stop talking about it when she discovered the game. She's quite a fan of survival horror and loves the writing. I could say more but there will probably be a time for that later.

Yeah, well, we've already visited an Ace Attorney verse or ten, Crystal Queen. We know you have a crush on Miles Edgeworth, but the rest of us should get a turn checking out different realities, too! Don't you agree, Fluttershine?

Completely fair. Miles Edgeworth is basically a god in the Ace Attorney Universe for being one of the few who can move around without non-Euclidean portals. I know Phoenix is jealous!

Oh. Um, I guess, though I was hoping to find a verse where animals rule. And I don't mean like in Planet of the Apes. I would love to find a place where both live and spirit animals can talk with everybody, and not just me.

Fluttershy would love Pokémon Mystery Dungeon. You get turned into them upon traveling there (for plot reasons) and even the departed souls exist as Pokémon who can float around and communicate with the living.

Oh, there's plenty of those out there! I'll find one for you tomorrow, but for now... let me just make sure we're at the start time I meant to arrive at... there! Now just sit back and watch what happens with these ponies, gang! It'll almost be as fun as our mutual tentacle sessions! Just remember the ground rules—no interference! I promise nothing bad is going to happen.

And that's not something most people can say when encountering a piece of media based in any sense on Fear and Hunger.

Wait—those are my parents! Or my pony parents... Wow. look at that sheath. I don't remember Dad being that well hung.

Lies. All lies. But Shakespearacles knows the truth!

I notice everything, Daydream! Given my techno prowess, I record everything, too, including measurements. I’ve already constructed a full model of him in my memory for possible use later.

Oh, really? And what ‘possible use’ is that?

Wouldn’t YOU like to know!

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Oh! I can't wait to have a water fight of our own again! With our new powers, we could really rock the water gun world!

Fine by me! I won't even need a water gun. Trust me, you guys are already as good as doused...

Hey everyone did you know that in terms of human male and female Pokémon breeding, Sunset Shimmer is basically the living embodiment of Vaporeon? I know, right? I figured she'd be Flareon for sure.

D-20? Like a 20-sided dice? Does this mean my parents were gamers?

Dad was. Mom had different 'games' in mind but Night Light was fit and handsome and concerned enough with small things like hygiene to be very attractive to a mare, despite being the epitome of tabletop RPG nerd. It was opposites attracting really but TV has a good head on her shoulders and picked up TTRPG's just as easily as arcane magic studies.

my parents are SWINGERS????

Wha? MOM!!!! And will you stop laughing, Hyperdash? This isn't funny!

Are you kidding? It's hysterical! This explains so much!

Think she's got ya there, filly. Yeah, this is REAL educational!

I do sympathize with Twilight here! I know if I was watching my parents getting involved in sexual shenanigans with my friends, it'd be as comfortable for me as getting an ice water enema.

T-TRITON??? Sugar High’s boyfriend is doing my MOM?

He is. Though by now, he's learned how to speak Equish quite well and no longer sounds Polish.

It's his Polish look and accent as much as being well-hung. Gets the girls—and more than a few guys—every time!

They really are lovely people. My best friend is from Polish stock. Very attractive family.

Seriously? You two kept your swinging secret from ME all these years!

You don't know that's what they were—

It's their voices, their personalities, AND he's starts trimming the hedges when he gets flustered, just like my Dad! Oh, trust me, they're into it!

Sunset is right. While Marvel's unimaginative writing staff might believe that people are basically the same across all universes, in reality, we are much the product of our experiences; it's one of the details "It's a Wonderful Life" got right despite being a crappy movie that got memed into the American public consciousness as the quintessential Christmas movie.

Oh, I'll find it! Unless it really is completely off-grid...

Depends on how you define "off-grid". If electricity is a 1:1 comparison to ley-line feed mana streams, then the house in this story probably is off the grid since its power doesn't come from any common stream but is the byproduct of the cult's rituals.

No, all we have to worry about is the occasional magical megathreat. Speaking of whom, has anyone seen the Sirens lately...?

They're still fucking amazing. I love this song so much.

Green Hue Lane? Judging by the appearance, reckon that must be Emerald Way back home. It's an old dirt road on the other side of town. Skirts the Lasting Liberty Woods and leads to an old ore mine that was exhausted half a century ago. Far as I know, nothing's happening in there, but can't say I've gone looking, either.

The best secrets aren't the places kept hidden which will inevitably be found by encroaching humans but the places forsaken by them.

I'll continue my reply tomorrow. You put a TON of work into this. Thank you so much! :pinkiehappy:

AJ Aficionado
AJ Aficionado #17 · Oct 14th, 2023 · · ·
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Whoa... look at the pink fur peering out of the cracks! Only one human has that shade! So that's...

LILY VALLEY!

It's magenta, actually. But either way, my secret is out. You girls wouldn't mind holding still while I load my blowpipe? Oh and close your eyes. I have a really~ big surprise for you!

Uh, no. Don't know about ya'll, but given how intense she can be, that's one girl that reckon I'd rather not give weapons to...

My constitutional right to home defense blow pipes shall not be infringed!

Oh. She's dressed as an owl? I like her costume a lot. Maybe I'll dress up as an owl for Halloween.

Go for it! But still, just a blowgun? Aw! Well, I guess an actual gun would make too much noise!

Only you'd be disappointed by that, Sugar High...

I've always been fond of your headcanon that Pinkie Pie has the same violent tendencies as her sisters, she just hides it much better behind her smile.

An elder god of the Fear and Hunger dungeon crawler series! She's the goddess of love and fertility! So powerful but also so alien that to see her is to be driven mad! Oh! I really hope she's here!

I suppose being a disguised eldritch horror makes Pinkie somewhat of an aficionado when it comes to other eldritch horrors.

Gah! Now I'M here? And seeking sex with Twilight's father???

The Devil made ya do it? Technically The God of the Depths is the Satan figure but in a way, all the gods are pretty bad. Most of them are apathetic at best to human suffering, Gro-Goroth encourages people to sacrifice others in exchange for power and Rehr just outright loathes humanity and wants to twist their minds until they break.

That’s part 1 of what’s going to be a 2-parter. Hope you like the approach I took and peanut gallery I gave you, AJA!

You did fantastic! Looking forward to part 2.

Firesight
Firesight #18 · Oct 23rd, 2023 · · ·
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Back for part 2! And for those who wonder what why there are enormous comments here full of color, I'm doing an AJ_Aficionado-style long post with my own peanut gallery, just as he's done on so many of my own stories in the past.

But whereas he uses his favorite mares—the flower trio, Linky and Twinkleshine—to comment on my stories, I’ve decided to go with Humane 7 from Equestria Girls—or more correctly, the ascended-into-goddesses versions from my very M-rated Harmonic Resonance story, which I won’t link here for its rating.

So to recap, here are their ascended names and powers over and above the usual alicorn magic. You can tell who’s talking by the color of the text, and their powers are noted in the parentheses.

Sunset Shimmer -> Daydream (mind reading, total control of the four elements)
Rainbow Dash -> Hyperdash (can traverse spacetime at superluminal speed and travel through black holes to reach other realities)
Applejack -> Fertile Fields (total control of plants, able to grow or alter them at will)
Fluttershy -> Fluttershine (able to commune with and control animals, including animal spirits)
Rarity -> Crystal Queen (total mastery of crystals and their myriad powers, which she can use to boost her own)
Pinkie Pie -> Sugar High (chaos magic!)
Sci-Twi -> Midnight Maven; the personality fusion of Twilight and Midnight Sparkle (able to interface with, control, and build/manipulate technology. Can surf the web and control computers with her mind).

I reiterate that this longpost was personally requested by the author, AJ_Aficionado. The choice of characters for use in the longpost is mine, however. As the story the seven girls was ascended in very M-rated, you'll see references to it and some of their new *proclivities* here.

Rarity made an exaggerated sigh. “Oh, that Velvet! Bringing you here without so much as a warning. You must think us to be quite eccentric

Ask me if I think you’re fat while you’re at it too!

Will everyone kindly stop looking at me? I would never ask such a loaded or leading question!

That so, Miss "give me your honest opinion about our newest rocker outfits?" You just about blew a gasket when Applejack offered you honest criticism!

Of course I did! And just how is "Your sequin placement sucks" honest criticism?

Because you put them right over my tits, girl, where they did nothing but rub me raw!

Hmph! They never did that for me! In fact, the stimulation is rather pleasing!

well, not all of us have inverted nipples, Rares. And no, I ain't using my magic to give me some! What you see is what you get with me!

You mean a perpetually horny, guitar-playing and tentacle-loving goddess who loves nudity?

Oh, like YOU'RE one to talk, given you stripped Trixie and her band naked by sucking their clothes into a singularity when they were performing!

Sure did! Served them right for trying to disconnect our amps during the last band competition! That was their one performance I actually enjoyed!

Trixie was kind of cute naked, too...

Night considered his options. Rarity knew he was terrified and that he had already formed a negative impression of all ponies — and potentially monsters — present. Telling her the truth about how unsettling the environment was might come off as crass to the cultured mare or worse, he may be perceived as a threat to the potentially dangerous weirdo cult.

On the other hoof, offering criticism along with praise or “horse apple sandwiches” as colts of his generation called them, would be instantly detected by the shrewd mare who Night knew from reputation was far more intelligent than she let on. This also meant deflecting the statement like a politician or offering self-deprecating humor like a second-rate comic wouldn’t work either.

No, his only way out was to capitulate entirely and gauge her reaction.

How flattering! My, he truly does respect me for my mind, and not just my body! Now I'm doubly interested in your father, Midnight! May I meet him later?

Just 'meet' him? Or mate him?

Well, uh, let's see how well you two hit it off here...

Nice non-committal answer, Midnight.

“Lead the way, Lady Rarity.”

And so she did, her backside revealed to be completely bare, the leatherlike suit Rarity was clad in stopping around the middle of her belly. Kinky! That might be helpful later, Night couldn’t help but think to himself, letting her take the lead as the two walked together up the over-illuminated path.

How garish! And how fun...

Well, like any good stallion, he clearly has an eye for feminine flanks! Does your dad like yours, Midnight?

You could say that...

He found his eyes watering as he did so. Powerful crystal floodlights facing away from the house left him nearly blind to the finer details of the house itself, but he could see that it was no shack but a huge three-story building. Night estimated the home’s dimensions in his head, coming up with between eight to fifteen bedrooms and four to eight full bathrooms possible, not accounting for the possibility of a fully finished basement. Such a place would require a full dragon hoard of bits to buy in Canterlot…

That's my dad again. He's a real estate agent, so he's always thinking about this stuff. Whenever we go on vacation and see a house or building for sale, he starts categorizing it out loud and lists the work it needs to fetch top dollar. That's the one thing I find annoying about him at times.

Just like taking Granny to the supermarket. It's just one long litany of complaints about the produce price and quality. And heaven help you if you're running a roadside stand that she stops at...

“Night,” the stallion’s heart skipped a beat as he was pulled out of his realtor fantasy by the sound of Rarity speaking. “What can you tell me about Sylvian?”

Oh, now THERE'S a loaded question! I can't wait to hear what he says...

Uh, Sugar High? You get a little scary when your hair falls flat and you smile like that...

He blinked, trying to recall what some ponies considered the slightly sacrilegious legend around her. “Well… some say she was the creator of all magical life who lived long ago and believed ponies were the most beautiful beings in all of her creation,” Night recited from memory in a tone of measured neutrality as if he were doing a report for class. “But Sylvian herself was so hideous to mortal creatures, they were stricken with insanity upon seeing her.”

Hideous? She's BEAUTIFUL! Oh, I hope she can hear us now!

I just looked up depictions of her in my internal database. Well, uh... I guess you could say it's all in the eye of the beholder.

“Because mortals lack a pure love only an eternal being such as her can possess,” Rarity finished saying for Night. “You know more than most of the Ancient Divinity, Night!”

“I hate to brag, Lady Rarity, but Twilight did get her love of reading from me. Her love of vanquishing Equestria's ancient enemies, on the other hoof? That she got from her mother!” The two laughed as Rarity led him inside.

HAHAHHAHHH! That's perfect!

I'd be mad about you laughing again, Hyperdash, but it's true...

It's a pretty potent combination, Twilight. Be grateful to them for giving it to you.

Oh, I am, believe me. I love them, and they love me.

Love your tentacles, too?

By definition!

The smell of sex hit Night immediately.

The door led into a single enormous room filled with couches upon which ponies, thestrals, and zebras both male and female, engaged in all manner of sexual acts without regard to tribe or gender. Stallions upon mares, mares upon mares and stallions with stallions. None took any notice of the two but continued their frenzied lovemaking, the cries of pleasured ponies echoing off the white marble stone walls, surrounding Night in a sarcophagus of orgiastic sound.

Well, now! We got ourselves a good old-fashioned orgy! Reckon we haven't seen one this intense since visiting that reality where Midnight was a sex-crazed demigoddess!

You'd just HAVE to bring that up...

Well, DUH! You were totally awesome in that realm! In fact, if you think about it, you were that world's Sylvian!

...

More like a hypersexualized Galadrial who took the One Ring.

Huh. You know, I think you're right, Sugarcube. And just imagine how that scene would have went.

In place a dark lord, you will engage in acts obscene!

Not dark, but as beautiful and extramarital as they spawn!

Lecherous as a faun!

Stronger than the fornications of the Earth!

And all will love in an endless affair!

OKAY! I get it! Sheesh...

Night wrinkled his nose and snorted involuntarily, trying to expel the heady scent of sweat and mingled sexual essences without success. Heat and hardness beneath his hind legs throbbed with each beat of his racing heart until twenty inches of mottled masculine meat he’d managed to fill effortlessly dangled beneath his belly.

“How is this possible?” he asked in a hushed tone.

Rarity said nothing but pointed to a brightly-hued earth pony mare with enormous ears and stallion spunk-covered cutie mark of a single red rose taking thick, exquisitely rigid shafts in both her mouth and marehood from a bat pony and zebra.

Roseluck!

Figures she'd be a sex goddess here, too. For as good as she is at it, sometimes I almost wish she ascended along with us.

Well, we have seen realities where she became an alicorn!

True. Then again, if she did ascend, she'd probably bring Daisy and Lily along the ride. And of them, only Daisy likes tentacles.

Um, and what does Lily like?

Rose!

“Night…” The stallion felt a pair of lips brush up against his swollen apples, Rarity’s breath tickling their graying hairs. “Will you share your love…” Rarity inhaled deeply and moaned in apparent satisfaction “...with somepony in need?”

“Rarity…” Night whispered back to her. “I want you badly. Ever since Twilight introduced you to me all those years ago. But… I’m not sure if I can have you like this.”

DAD! Well, at least he's trying to be a gentleman instead of just pouncing her.

I do hope your father is a reflection of this version of him, darling! For if he is as much a charmer as he is here, I would be more than willing to be with him!

Well, he's nice to me when I come to meet Twilight for date night, so...

So, that does NOT mean he's thinking of pouncing you both! I think...

Oh. Um. I think he ogled me when I came over to deal the raccoons in the attic.

You 'think'?

Well, the animal spirits around told me he was eying my rear. And reacted with envy when I cradled one of them to my chest.

Ha! I KNEW it!

Now hold yer horses, Sugarcube. This is Fluttershine we're talking about. I reckon any red-blood male would act that way around her, even when she's not a goddess.

Oh. Thank you, Fertile Fields. Though the only male I've indulged to this point is Big Macintosh. And maybe Rumble once or twice...

“Night…” Rarity trailed kisses up the length of his hardness, starting at the base. “Just because Sylvian is hidden from you doesn’t mean you can’t celebrate the life she created. This is why we’re here tonight. We give our love freely to each other so that she may feel loved through us.”

Okay, you're the expert, Sugar High--is that really a thing with her?

Yepyep! Sure is! She sought to encourage as much sex as she could!

But all this came from a horror series?

Don't ask, Fertile Fields. But this *isn't* that series. Sylvian is definitely here, though...

“Sylvian is not an enemy to be faced, my dear Night! You will face me and me alone…although, there is a marginal chance — quite trivial really — that she makes herself known to you by manifesting physically in the breeding chamber…”

Night gaped, his eyes bulging at Rarity.

I hope she does! I REALLY hope she does!

Given Dad looks like he just swallowed a lemon, I'm not so sure I do...

“... But that’s only so she can bestow upon you her mark and blessing!” Rarity explained with a reassuring smile. “‘Tis an honor, really to be visited by her.”

“I’ll go completely insane!” Night’s voice cracked with emotion.

Oh? How come?

Because she's so alien and overwhelming in appearance that mortal minds can't grasp her true form and beauty! Oh, I really hope I get to see what she actually looks like!

You'd better NOT have brought me to here to watch my dad go loco, Hyperdash!

Oh ye of little faith, M&M! I wouldn't do that to you! Trust me, you're going to love this! And as for your dad--well, just watch and see!

“Oh, you’ll be fine! We haven’t had a case of insanity since… Well, no matter.” Rarity flashed the older gentlecolt her trademark smile. “She doesn’t reveal herself fully these days anyway. We have a deal, you see. We can’t just have ponies walking around with their minds addled. What would the neighbors say?”

Maybe something along the lines of, "That boy ain't right."

More like "he's a few cards short of a full deck."

How about: "She's got great and powerful syndrome!" ... What? It's the unofficial term the school gave to people who talk self-referentially like Trixie and her bandmates!

Well, reckon we can't argue with that...

have a deal for you as well. One you’ll find… quite persuasive!”

Night found his forehooves drawn to her ivory rump as if pulled by marionette strings. They were soft to the touch, which was no surprise; a proper lady such as she was above such things as manual labor. Rarity’s tail twitched slightly where it rested on his back, drawing his gaze to the single bare patch of fair skin on her tail. A pair of icy blue diamonds pierced the dock of her tail joined in the middle by a solid silver bar.

How garish! But how fashionably understated, only revealing itself to a lover!

Figures you'd give yourself a compliment, C-Q. Would you do something like that, though?

I just might! I have heard that pierced nipples greatly increases sensitivity, after all... and my dragon paramours would adore me wearing precious gems so... sensually.

Her tailhole was puffy, betraying her hidden love for anal action — the defined ring of muscles around her unmentionable entrance sufficient to grab any stallion fortunate enough to plumb its depths, able to provide an even tighter and sweeter experience than any novice could ever hope to give her lover.

AHEM! Will you all please stop staring at me like that?

Um... is that your hidden love, Crystal Queen?

Most certainly not! I wear that love right out in the open and indulge it every chance I get!

Night inhaled deeply and sighed; coaxing the tender mare with his tongue until her lips parted, revealing a small pink button of a clitoris peeking restlessly from its lair.

He would groom it, relentlessly. As he must for such a venerable young mare, savoring the taste of her blueberry muff in the process.

“Got your attention, have I?” Rarity said haughtily. “You can have all you want once we arrive downstairs.”

Night vaguely muttered his assent before continuing to lick and tease the adorable pink creature having taken up residence in the most hallowed hallway in all of Equestria

Charmer! If he is going to refer to my love tunnel as a 'hallowed hallway'--such lovely alliteration!--he is more than welcome to have me any time he wishes!

By my new wings and all my techno constructs, where did I go wrong...?

By not upgrading your dictionary and thesaurus apps to have the latest AI integration so you can come up with word combos like that to sweet talk your dad with?

You're RIGHT! I'm updating it as soon as I get back and will be practicing my poetry!

I think she was joking, Sugarcube...

Rarity moaned blissfully, finally coming to a stop. “Night, your princely dedication to a lady’s needs is both noted and desperately in need of recompense!”

Night shook himself from his nectar-filled reverie at the sound of chains clanking. Briefly alarmed, he looked up relieved to see it wasn’t himself in need of entrapment but Rarity herself who appeared to be hooking herself into some sort of full-body restraint.

Figures that you're into that too, filly!

Well, of course I am--We all are! if memory serves, our initial ascensions were involuntary and accompanied by tentacle bondage, after all. We were all restraints, and loved it. Or at least, after the initial fright...

Yeah, you got that right!

Speak for yourself! I loved every second of it!

So did I, honestly.

Um, and me.

Yeah, well, you three had some idea what was happening. The rest of us didn't.

Remember how hard it was for me? I was fighting it the whole way.

Because you were afraid of Midnight Sparkle taking over, but instead, you fused with her to become Midnight Maven. Have to admit, though, that I do still kind of like it when your bad girl side comes out, filly.

Honestly? So do I. And maybe that's the biggest difference between myself and Twilight Sparkle. I'm no longer afraid to let go, so maybe I should let go of dad here, too. He seems honestly enamored with you, Crystal Queen.

As Rarity continued to work, Night took stock of his surroundings. “Wow!” He found himself inside the home’s massive basement, but rather than being surrounded by basic concrete, the foundation was lined in green marble streaked with what appeared to be flakes of gold, lit by an overhead chandelier giving dimension to just how far underground the basement went.

“This room is… it’s wonderful!” Night felt like he was soaring through some unexplored nebula of which only Luna could name. An illusion only broken by the pale glow of white beneath him framed by a much larger version of the Sylvian Sigil.

Well. If I was inclined to make a room specifically designed for such things, I admit I might chose such decor... My crystals would certainly take a much more starring role, however, alternately enhancing passions and eliminating inhibitions in turn!

Sometimes you're as scary as Sugar High, C-Q...

“All finished, dear. So how do I look?”

“You look… a little tied up at the moment.” Night made a goofy smile.

Ugh! DAD! I keep telling you that corny jokes kill the mood!

Take it he does that to you?

Yeah. Sometimes at the worst possible moments. I swear he does it deliberately, too...

He's teasing you, Sugarcube. Because he knows it'll get a rise out of you every time.

... he's right.

“First and foremost, your part in this ritual must be to express your deepest desires for me, not simply to make yourself look honorable or to please me.” Rarity hesitated before continuing. “Such dishonesty would be an affront to Sylvian, and Applejack wouldn’t approve either were she here!”

She's right. I wouldn't, either as AJ or Fertile Fields. Lying about love is the one of the worst lies of all, if you ask me.

“Are you sure about that Rarity? I don’t mean to brag but, I’m substantially larger than the average stallion, and can keep going for quite a while. I’d rather you not end up in the hospital!” Night remembered his wife telling him before they married that he was going to have to get at least one marefriend to empty his loads into as a condition for them to marry after a memorable thirty-hour straight rutting session that left her sore for weeks. And with no less a mare than Rarity offering herself to him, he wasn’t going to lose hardness any time soon.

For someone who doesn't mean to brag, he sure brags a lot!

Ain't bragging if you can back it up! Can he really go that long, Midnight?

Well, with a little technomagical help from me and some time dilation effects from Hyperdash, definitely. And that's to say nothing of encounters in cyberspace, where seconds can last days.

Cyberspace? Why are you screwing your dad there?

Because he's out on a lot of trips, and that's how we keep in touch! Works fine most of the time, even if I have to make a mess of his room's electronics to get him properly interfaced.

When you say 'properly interfaced'...

I mean, he takes a techno-tendril up the tail where it can quickly connect to the base of his spine! Besides, it's not like he doesn't enjoy it immensely by now...

Night slapped his belly again with his restless erection, snorting loud before licking the rim of Rarity’s tailhole and teasing the diamond-studded bar on her dock — the latter eliciting out a filly-like shriek of pure passion and pleasure as it was gently tugged by the stallion’s teeth.

Hmmm... finally, a notable difference between this Rarity and myself. I admit, I have not tried earplay to this point.

You should. It's a huge thing with ponies. An act of dominance a lot of the time, and some mares can even get off on ear stimulation alone. Hell, in some pony societies, enormous ears are considered to be as big an object of sexual desire as boobs are for humans.

You don't say? That's interesting... in that case, maybe we should experiment in making our own pony-up ears grow larger!

I do believe I will, Fertile Fields... once we see the conclusion of this act, that is!

“So generous!” Rarity whispered back to him as he pressed himself through studded folds of undulating fragrant flesh that nipped gently at his foreskin. He could feel her heart beating faster and faster as he buried himself to the hilt, which turned out to be eight inches into her when he was stopped by the cervix. “And so deep!”

“Not deep enough…” Night slowly pulled out, Rarity’s body trying unsuccessfully to pull him back in. “For you to take my full length, I have a different hole in mind, my Lady!”

“Oh my!” Rarity replied excitedly, her tail flagging hard against its restraints; the sound of clanking chains echoing off the walls as Night Light positioned the tip of his organ against the dark sapphire-hued sphincter. “Then fill it! And by the favor of Sylvian, fill me!”

And this time, she truly is a mare after my own anal-loving heart! Though I would not do so in the name of this 'Sylvian', but rather, my crystals and dragon lovers!

Unable to speak, she could only moan in increasing urgency as her anal opening continued absorbing inch after illicit inch of Night’s girth

'Illicit inch?' I'm SO stealing that for creative writing class.

I'm sure Ms. Cherilee will like it, given how big she is on using alliteration in writing. What if she asks where you got it from, though?

Ask me? What, you don't think she'd believe I came up with that on my own?

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Do you really want us to answer that, filly?

On second thought, no.

For his part, Night Light felt increasingly enveloped by the magnificent mare before him, amazed at not only her ability to take all of him there, but his own irresistible desire to take her tail so hard and so deep that no other stallion could ever satisfy her again. His passion building to its inevitable outcome, Night lolled his head back and groaned in satisfaction when he finally embedded the last of his twenty inches into his new mistress. He swore the edges of his vision were turning green when he pulled back partially only to promptly shove himself back in with a satisfying smack of his sack against her backside, but the pleasure was too great to deny.

Whoa, look at them go at it! And all without magic or tentacles...

Oh, they're using magic. It's kind of a reflex action with unicorns during mating. They cast various spells to increase size or enticement or otherwise allow for easier passage. Otherwise, there's no way in either the human or Tellusian underworlds that Rarity can take that whole length--no offense, Crystal Queen.

None taken, darling. So, Midnight, has your father taken you that deep before?

No, but you can bet he will after I see him again! Damn, that's hot... sorry, Rarity.

Tut-tut! I can forgive an occasional use of a curseword, as long as it does not become a habit.

The slow rhythmic thrusting intensified as the stallion accelerated his pace into Rarity’s now fully-surrendered form. She leaned into the restraints as he hammered her faster with every piston-like drive of his hips, savoring not just the feel of her rear wrapped around his shaft but the natural scent of her sweaty body — so much more honest than the scented perfumes and soaps one usually would expect from the class-conscious avowed socialite.

Yep, same here! I much prefer honest sweat to cheap soaps and perfumes. I like things nice and earthy.

Kinda by definition, given you grow things out of the earth, girlfriend.

Oh. Um, I like to walk my new animal sanctuary naked and barefoot, just feeling mud and moss under my feet. It's very relaxing. And I find that not wearing clothes makes it much easier to commune with the animals.

Though I appreciate the image, you can have it, darling. The only mud I want on me comes from the spa!

Now I know why Twilight likes her! She’s a genuine girl who’s anything but shallow. She’s in fact quite deep! So deep, so good, and so… He lost his train of thought as he felt not just his inevitable orgasm but something far more primal and powerful welling up within him.

No! Don't stop with the flattery now, Mister Light! I was rather enjoying it...

That's C-Q for you--flattery is foreplay!

An odd shade of the most verdant green he’d ever seen pressed in on his vision tighter and tighter but despite his coming climax, Night felt neither dizzy nor faint. As it felt anything but bad, he closed his eyes and continued his act of carnal worship, celebrating not only the amorous act’s rapture but the simple joy of living it gave them both.

Wow. I never knew dad could be so poetic! Usually he just cracks bad jokes at bad times, like I said before.

He's a keeper, filly. Almost wish we could show him this...

We can! I can go get him right now if you like.

No need. I'm recording this. I'll spring it on him later and see if I can't entice him to take me twenty inches deep like pony Rarity there.

Velvet was right. Why did I fight this? This is who I am. This is who WE are! And THIS is what ponies are meant to do and be! He had no sooner had the thought when, as if in response to the simple statement of sexual liberation, he recognized a third, far more powerful being already in the room.

Huh? What's he talking about--WHOA!

Oh my!

EEK!

Holy... What IS that?

YAY! She's here! She's here! That's Sylvian! And she's even more beautiful than I could ever imagine!

Such remarkable anatomy. Clearly a unique evolutionary process was involved. Yeah, I can definitely see why encountering her in her true form might drive you mad!

Uh, so why are we okay?

Because we're goddesses like her! DUH! Hi, Sylvian! Hope you don't mind us being here!

Welcome to this realm, young godlings. I see from your thoughts you come from an entirely different reality, and that one of you is the daughter of my newest avatar and vessel. Fear not for this version of your father, Midnight Maven. For he has earned the greatest of favor and gifts from me. So sit back and watch, and don't worry--both your father and the lovely Rarity are in good care.

He came hard, emptying himself into Rarity repeatedly, and yet, even when it finished, he found himself ready to go again immediately. And even more astonishing, compelled to do so with triple the passion, sensation and intensity than before.

This must be what eternity feels like! Night thought to himself as the pressure in his sack began to build again. His body and urges no longer fully his own, he saw nothing behind his shielded gaze but a green haze through which bolts of light shot that coincided with particularly powerful bursts of pleasure, like magical sparks traveling along a horn from a held spell.

It was more incredible and potent than any sensual sensation he’d ever experienced before, though, charging him up to unheard-of levels of passion and virility. All now aimed squarely at the squirming, squawking mare before him.

“Ah-ah-AHHHH!” Rarity shrieked from beneath him. “I simply did not sign up for this level of generosity!”

Ah, but you did, Miss Rarity. A female’s voice entered Night’s mind; one the captured stallion instantly realized that Rarity could hear as well. And now you must play your part as promised.

Well, she's not wrong. Rarity did promise, and made him promise, too! Guess that's why Sylvie showed up.

That, and his enormous size and sexual potential, Daydream Shimmer. And don't worry--they can't hear me when I'm speaking to you.

Good. We make it a policy not to interfere in other realities, no matter how tempting. We just enjoy seeing what other versions of us are out there in the multiverse.

I see. I, too, am not limited to any one realm, though I do have a few favorites. I could even visit yours if you like.

OH! Would you? My sisters would LOVE you! Especially Limestone!

For you, keeper of chaos magic? Of course! But first, I must complete the evolution of the noble Night Light...

Huh. Have to say, I never saw my dad as 'noble' before...

You should, Midnight Maven. For I find he has a divine spirit equal to my own. I am simply giving it life, and proper expression, now.

Wow. That's high compliment! On behalf of us both, thanks, then.

Even as he only briefly noticed the sigil-like carving around them that was collecting his sacred seed along with her fertile fluids, Night sensed his mission:

He must fill it, and her, to appease Sylvian.

To become her newest agent and avatar in the world, meant to spread her timeless message of love and lust throughout not just Equestria, but the entire world.

“N-night? AHHHHH~!” Rarity cried out as at last the medial ring had accomplished its goal, locking itself so deep inside of her that it could not be removed from her until he softened. But it felt so good and so right that he wanted to keep his newly enormous phallus within her for all eternity, rutting her rear for the rest of time.

Well, for as much as I enjoy anal, that *might* be a bit much. Still, I find myself with a moment of envy to witness this and to see a true craftscreature at work!

If you wish lessons in the erotic arts, I would be more than happy to teach you, Crystal Queen. Though it is quite clear you and your friends have had plenty of practice in them already!

Got that right! Ain't so proud that I wouldn't be willing to pick up some pointers, though...

Admittedly, a tempting notion. But for the rest of tonight will do, my newest and most endowed agent of ecstasy, the now-familiar female voice sounded directly in his head again before he sensed the presence within him addressing Rarity next.

He was just able to make out her words through the delirium of desire he felt. Know that your tail is his — and mine — forever, to be taken at any time by whoever we wish, Rarity Belle, whether it is in your bed or even walking in a fashion show. And as it has proven most accommodating and a true treasure of tucking, we have yet to discover its limits of size and pleasure. But I look forward to finding out.

“Y-yes… my most revered and sensuous Sylvian!” she just barely managed through strained and gasping breaths. Night growled lustfully as his efforts halted, encased in erotic alabaster stone. “I am yours — and his — forever!!” She shivered violently as his newly larger form and enormous organ suspended her in the air.

Oh, my. Look at how much she's taking. And she looks so happy.

That's our Rarity! Always tries to be as accommodating as humanely--or pony-ly--possible.

Gonna try taking something that big when we get back, C-Q?

You can stop with the smug look, Hyperdash, given how much YOU took up the tail when you ascended!

We all did. And as far as I'm concerned, it was the best part of the whole process!

Seconded! Even if it freaked me the hay out when it first happened...

Ascension is often somewhat traumatic, young godlings. Remind me to tell you of my own someday. But first, let me finish setting these two on their proper path!

Indeed you are. Fear not, you will find your servitude most enjoyable. And as for YOU, my superb stallion, it is your destiny to tuck the tail of every mare you meet. That is how you will spread my power and message. But never forget what you feel now. And never forget the glory that is Rarity. For SHE will please and pleasure you — and me —most of all! Sylvian reminded him.

“Never…” he just found enough focus to echo. “I will spread your word far and wide with my sensual spear. I will tuck every tail in your name. Starting with the rapturous Rarity herself!”

So my Dad is now the ultimate avatar of anal sex, destined to screw every sphincter he sees? I can deal with that, as long as I get to watch! And get my own turns with him, too!

Heh. Thought you could, filly!

He sensed her smile within him. And with the touch of my power, be assured you will have the ability to do so regardless of your target. But I will let you discover that on your own. Nor will I object if you wish to take mares in other ways, but your preference and mine — will always remain the rear. Now claim this mare. And let two become one! The female voice spoke into his mind once more before Night began to roar with savage need, emptying his augmented apples fully into his beloved before the room began to spin. Everything went dark.

Dad! Is he okay?

He will be. And your concern for him is noted, even though he is not truly your father, Midnight Maven. Let him sleep now. He has much to assimilate, and having received my offering, I must take my leave. But as you have invited me to your realm, young goddesses, be assured I will take you up on that later. I look forward to spreading my gospel there, as well!

Well, reckon we'll roll out the welcome mat for you! Good to meet you, Sylvian!

And you as well, noble keeper of the green.

... and just like that, she's gone and we don't know where. Guess we've got a lot to learn about the affairs of other demi-gods.

Hey, at least she accepted us as equals. Her appearance is a bit disturbing, but certainly can't fault her manner!

Yeah, she's pretty cool, all things considered. So, you guys want to skip ahead a bit? They're going to be at it for a while.

Sure, go for it! I want to see if she left a mark on him!

A mark?

It's--well, you'll see.

Okay then... fast forward!

“Night, you’re awake!” the voice of his wife reached his ears.

Rarity shifted, mumbled something and also woke up, groaning in apparent pain. “My word! I fear I won’t be sitting down for quite a while. Velvet, dear, how long were we out?”

“A couple of days. I’m proud to say that my husband still has the stamina of a Zebrecan prince!” She kissed Night on the cheek.

... and now my dad is royalty. Does that make me a Princess like my counterpart, I wonder?

I hope not. Because if you both get called that, then we can't tell you apart by name!

“A couple of days!?” Night exclaimed, suddenly fully awake, the presence in him departed except an odd sense that she was never far away. “I don’t remember anything past my first climax!”

“I remember the first eight hours or so. Time does pass quickly in the dungeon!” Rarity said as chipper as if she were a senior citizen discussing the birds she’d been watching in her background. “You took my tail as it had never been before, and yet for all my current discomfort, I only want more! My word… to think a stallion would be blessed with such love-making capabilities as to earn Sylvian’s favor on his first attempt!”

Well done, Dad. You earned the favor of another demi-goddess that isn't me, *and* got charged with tucking the tail of everyone he meets? Actually, would he be limited to girls for that, or will he ream a few males, too? I've never seen him show that proclivity before...

No idea. Reckon that's a different kind of swinging altogether!

Hoping he takes your brother's tail, M&M?

Urk! Nonono, stop fantasizing about it, brain!

“Well, will you look at that — it’s not even hidden! I guess he’ll be needing to be wearing his hat a lot more in public now,” Velvet said thoughtfully, Rarity nodding back at her in agreement.

“A hat? Uh, why?” Night looked up at the pair, frowning.

The two mares looked at each other and grinned wickedly as Velvet picked up a mirror from her dresser and showed it to him.

“That’s why. Welcome to the club, D-20!”

“By Sylvian herself…” was all a stunned Night Light could say as beheld his reflection. Etched into his face just below his horn was a scar. A symbol said to resemble an opened eye but looked much more like a mare’s vagina.

Yay! She really did mark him!

Reckon that's one hay of tattoo!

Such a bold fashion statement! Not everyone has the confidence or charisma to quite literally wear their new status on their forehead!

No hiding it either without a hat or something. I'm not sure Dad would really like having a vagina on his head.

You know, maybe we should consider offering marks for people we like or are under our protection.

What marks? Cutie marks? If we did that, we'd be telling people we exist, and we're trying to avoid that.

True. Still, kinda fun to think about...

I'm already considering what mine should look like! It should be elegant, but understated...

So in other words, no images of your shaven slit on scalps, C-Q?

Certainly not! I was actually thinking more in terms of piercings... a sapphire clit stud would be perfect! And the mere sight of it would drive my dragons mad with desire, inducing them to worship you with their tongues!

“So then it was real! She was here, within me! And that means…” Her words flooded back to him along with his new mission to take tuck the tail of every mare he met, Night’s erection rose immediately back to a full three-foot mast as Rarity and Velvet drew closer, eyeing it hungrily. He grinned back at the two, smiling crookedly back at them as saw again both his new stature and he sensed its effect on them.

“You know what? I can think of worse fates. And since I’m now ordered to do so by Sylvian herself…” He hefted his surprised wife in his suddenly irresistibly strong aura and began to lower her onto his spear, positioning her perfectly over its tip. “You first, dear. Just don’t make me pass out again, or it’s back to the bingo hall!”

Aaaaaaand scene! Thanks for showing us this, Dashie! This was a lot of fun!

I enjoyed it, too. I just wish Sylvian could have stayed longer. She was so kind and loving, and made others kind and loving as well. I hope she visits us soon.

I'm with you there, filly. And no problem. Glad you two liked!

Yeah, I admit this was... educational. Though now I've got a few things to check on with regards to my parents when I get back!

For the record, I sincerely doubt your real parents belong to a sex cult, Midnight. Or have been swinging on the side.

I don't know, filly... reckon we kind of form one ourselves, now!

There is that! So, shall we head back home? I've got a major craving for a double-decker burger! Traveling the multiverse makes me hungry!

Well, we definitely won't be finding one of those here! Giddy-up, girflriend!

You got it! Everybody hold tight! Next stop: Home via a passage through Sagittarius A!

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AJ Aficionado #19 · Oct 23rd, 2023 · · ·
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Before I start reading, I want to acknowledge that Firesight's post was made entirely from Iceland so this will officially be known as the Viking Longpost for all time!

Will everyone kindly stop looking at me? I would never ask such a loaded or leading question!

That so, Miss "give me your honest opinion about our newest rocker outfits?" You just about blew a gasket when Applejack offered you honest criticism!

Of course I did! And just how is "Your sequin placement sucks" honest criticism?

I'm surprised it wasn't Fluttershy offering the criticism again considering the time she dissed Rarity's stitching.

well, not all of us have inverted nipples, Rares. And no, I ain't using my magic to give me some! What you see is what you get with me!

That's a thing!? You learn something new every day.

Sure did! Served them right for trying to disconnect our amps during the last band competition! That was their one performance I actually enjoyed!

Trixie was kind of cute naked, too...

I think we all agree - Trixie is the bomb.

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At least that's the only known way to erase the monument to her greatness that is Fallout Equestria's Unity Goddess. RIP Best Pony(-ies).

How flattering! My, he truly does respect me for my mind, and not just my body! Now I'm doubly interested in your father, Midnight! May I meet him later?

I know it comes off as douche-y of me to say so but I liked that I added that part. It's a bit of third-person that feels like something you'd read in one of my first-person fics as an example of showing what kind of person the main character is. It says a lot in a short space of time and I like to think it paints Night Light in a more sympathetic green hue, you might say. Night Light appreciates the opposite sex for more than just their wet holes. I'm honored Rarity herself agrees!

That's my dad again. He's a real estate agent, so he's always thinking about this stuff. Whenever we go on vacation and see a house or building for sale, he starts categorizing it out loud and lists the work it needs to fetch top dollar. That's the one thing I find annoying about him at times.

Ha! I can totally see that. I hadn't headcanoned that specifically for the fic but I accept.

Oh, now THERE'S a loaded question! I can't wait to hear what he says...

Uh, Sugar High? You get a little scary when your hair falls flat and you smile like that...

I can imagine a Sulpher God Form of Pinkamena Diane Pie. Not Sylvian aligned but close enough.

Hideous? She's BEAUTIFUL! Oh, I hope she can hear us now!

I just looked up depictions of her in my internal database. Well, uh... I guess you could say it's all in the eye of the beholder.

The Gods and various monsters all look hideous in Fear and Hunger. Strangely, the human characters themselves are quite attractive and healthy-looking. Miro Haverinen has a very beautiful view of the human body if nothing else.

HAHAHHAHHH! That's perfect!

I'm proud of that bit too!

Well, now! We got ourselves a good old-fashioned orgy! Reckon we haven't seen one this intense since visiting that reality where Midnight was a sex-crazed demigoddess!

If I could pick a single work of yours that's most influenced my post-2020 writing, it's Nightmare Night. You can really see shades of it here.

Well, DUH! You were totally awesome in that realm! In fact, if you think about it, you were that world's Sylvian!

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More like a hypersexualized Galadrial who took the One Ring.

I have to side with Sunny here! That's a great way of putting that! :rainbowlaugh:

In place a dark lord, you will engage in acts obscene!

Not dark, but as beautiful and extramarital as they spawn!

Lecherous as a faun!

Stronger than the fornications of the Earth!

And all will love in an endless affair!

OKAY! I get it! Sheesh...

Awesome work, Sensei!

Roseluck!

Figures she'd be a sex goddess here, too. For as good as she is at it, sometimes I almost wish she ascended along with us.

Well, we have seen realities where she became an alicorn!

Who can forget about Foolers Rush In? Biggest waste of potential ever. Why is it new writers always feel the need to waste their best ideas on concepts they can't deliver on? At least FRI lives on in spirit through this story, among others I've done.

Well, he's nice to me when I come to meet Twilight for date night, so...

So, that does NOT mean he's thinking of pouncing you both! I think...

Oh. Um. I think he ogled me when I came over to deal the raccoons in the attic.

I love how specific she was about the scenario! Never change, Fluttershy. You big-eared goddess, you!

You 'think'?

Well, the animal spirits around told me he was eying my rear. And reacted with envy when I cradled one of them to my chest.

Ha! I KNEW it!

I'd envy any animal for how much Fluttershy loves them. Mere mortals will never know such unconditional adoration.

Now hold yer horses, Sugarcube. This is Fluttershine we're talking about. I reckon any red-blood male would act that way around her, even when she's not a goddess.

Oh. Thank you, Fertile Fields. Though the only male I've indulged to this point is Big Macintosh. And maybe Rumble once or twice...

Rumble is a prime choice! Appreciate the reference to my four-day speedfic, Permissive Passion.

Okay, you're the expert, Sugar High--is that really a thing with her?

Yepyep! Sure is! She sought to encourage as much sex as she could!

But all this came from a horror series?

Don't ask, Fertile Fields. But this *isn't* that series. Sylvian is definitely here, though...

The Old Gods of Fear and Hunger represent an idea about the world, lost in modernity. Think, the Norse pantheon. As an idea, I imagine it could exist in any universe, perhaps with the odd difference here and there. If only Marvel had the same philosophy with their multiverse, huh?

I hope she does! I REALLY hope she does!

Given Dad looks like he just swallowed a lemon, I'm not so sure I do...

It's okay, Night. The sign on the wall says 0 days since last case of Sylvian-induced insanity.

Maybe something along the lines of, "That boy ain't right."

"I sell apples and apple accessories, ya'll!"

How about: "She's got great and powerful syndrome!" ... What? It's the unofficial term the school gave to people who talk self-referntially like Trixie and her bandmates!

Alicorns of Oasis reference! I loved writing that story. Could it have been better? Maybe. But I like what it is a lot. And maybe it's not a 'proper' story you'd present your creative writing professor, but as a standalone chapter to the larger story, I think it works well enough.

AHEM! Will you all please stop staring at me like that?

Um... is that your hidden love, Crystal Queen?

Most certainly not! I wear that love right out in the open and indulge it every chance I get!

Absolutely based, Rarity!

Charmer! If he is going to refer to my love tunnel as a 'hallowed hallway'--such lovely alliteration!--he is more than welcome to have me any time he wishes!

All credit to you for "Hallowed Hallway". It's well-deserved! Good one.

By not upgrading your dictionary and thesaurus apps to have the latest AI integration so you can come up with word combos like that to sweet talk your dad with?

You're RIGHT! I'm updating it as soon as I get back and will be practicing my poetry!

I think she was joking, Sugarcube...

Oh no, do go on, please! :duck:

Ugh! DAD! I keep telling you that corny jokes kill the mood!

Take it he does that to you?

Yeah. Sometimes at the worst possible moments. I swear he does it deliberately, too...

He's teasing you, Sugarcube. Because he knows it'll get a rise out of you every time.

... he's right.

Just Dad things!

Part two tomorrow! Thanks again for the Viking Longpost! I'm really honored you time out of your awesome vacation for that! You're the best friend ever!

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AJ Aficionado #20 · Oct 24th, 2023 · · ·
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For someone who doesn't mean to brag, he sure brags a lot!

Ain't bragging if you can back it up! Can he really go that long, Midnight?

I can totally buy Applejack being okay with Night's bragging. Applejack has always struck me as the kind of gal who'd listen to Rush Limbaugh if a pony version of him existed and he always said "it ain't bragging if you can do it."

Well, with a little technomagical help from me and some time dilation effects from Hyperdash, definitely. And that's to say nothing of encounters in cyberspace, where seconds can last days.

Cyberspace? Why are you screwing your dad there?

Poland can into space. Twilight can into cyberspace!

When you say 'properly interfaced'...

I mean, he takes techno-tendril up the tail where it can quickly connect to the base of his spine! Besides, it's not like he doesn't enjoy it immensely by now...

The problem with touchscreens is you don't get that personal connection and feedback you do with techno-tendrils penetrating your anal sphincter!

Hmmm... finally, a notable difference between this Rarity and myself. I admit, I have not tried earplay to this point.

Now I don't feel so bad about misreading part of UTM as Rose, Lily, Link and Twinkleshine. Fun fact about this story, it doesn't contain a single instance of earplay or even fetishization. The only thing you get is a reference to the Sylvian Priestesses' leather rabbit ears that make up the skintight leather fetish suit they wear -- setting THAS apart from my entire body of work, even my friend-only portfolio and Pokémon fic. Night was teasing Rarity's dock.

But ladies, you were discussing large ears?

You should. It's a huge thing with ponies. An act of dominance a lot of the time, and some mares can even get off on ear stimulation alone. Hell, in some pony socities, enormous ears are considered to be as big an object of sexual desire as boobs are for humans.

I got bored and googled "large ears" fairly recently. There are actually people with the fetish. Also, looking at humans with large ears is really fucking uncanny because it's impossible to tell if they're real or not. I mean there are people with ears that are "large" but at least all the people I've met have had large ears that still looked like they belonged there. Also, there's apparently a reduction surgery. Yes, for ears of all things. There's also a lot of references to Fennec Foxes but what large-eared creature is more popular?

I didn't really have a point, just wanted to bring up the time I googled large ears. [laughs in Dick Gumshoe]

For anyone reading, I do headcanon that Thestrals, or Bat Ponies, are a society that are really into large ears. Roseluck is mentioned in my stories as being so erogenous there, she can indeed get off through contact there alone.

You don't say? That's interesting... in that case, maybe we should experiment in making our own pony-up ears grow larger!

I do believe I will, Fertile Fields... once we see the conclusion of this act, that is!

I can totally buy a dom/sub pairing with large ears as the driver simply because bronies have been writing in ear bites and nibbles during sex since 2011. I guess horses do this for real? I probably should watch some videos of actual horses fucking. You'd think I'd have crossed that off the bucket list by now.

'Illicit inch?' I'm SO stealing that for creative writing class.

You have to tell me the first time you used this particular description in one of your stories that's since become an in-joke. Hold on, was it the famous "accidental anal" scene between Phoenix Wright and Twilight Sparkle in TLaTU? It was, wasn't it?

Ask me? What, you don't think she'd believe I came up with that on my own?

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Do you really want us to answer that, filly?

On second thought, no.

Rainbow Dash is so good at flying so she can steal the answers right off my test paper.

Whoa, look at them go at it! And all without magic or tentacles...

Oh, they're using magic. It's kind of a reflex action with unicorns during mating. They cast various spells to increase size or enticement or otherwise allow for easier passage. Otherwise, there's no way in either the human or Tellusian underworlds that Rarity can take that whole length--no offense, Crystal Queen.

A very useful headcanon I got from you. I can't believe how old TLaTU actually is but a lot of stuff we both use was established there.

Oh. Um, I like to walk my new animal sanctuary naked and barefoot, just feeling mud and moss under my feet. It's very relaxing. And I find that not wearing clothes makes it much easier to commune with the animals.

People on this site are lucky I don't write full-on bestiality because I totally would if you paid me. Jokes aside, this is a super hot visual from Fluttershy. Everyone loves to see it.

YAY! She's here! She's here! That's Sylvian! And she's even more beautiful than I could ever imagine!

I was actually going to post a picture of her from the F&H wiki but with site rules being as they are, I think that'd violate the TOS! :rainbowlaugh:

Such remarkable anatomy. Clearly a unique evolutionary process was involved. Yeah, I can definitely see why encountering her in her true form might drive you mad!

There are two versions of Sylvian, actually. The stylized drawing from the Skin Bible that makes her look like a penis monster and the version you have the supreme misfortune of fighting in F&H 1 for Enki S-rank ending which resembles a squid. Watch this video sometime so you can appreciate the 30+ hours this poor sod had to burn to learn how to win the fight 1 on 1.

Uh, so why are we okay?

Because we're goddesses like her! DUH! Hi, Sylvian! Hope you don't mind us being here!

That's a damn good reason! I can see people flocking to etch the sigils of the Humane Seven into their flesh at the first opportunity. Every kid on the block carrying a stick of chalk in the off-chance of encountering a summoning circle.

I need another night to finish this reply!

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AJ Aficionado #21 · Oct 25th, 2023 · · ·
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Welcome to this realm, young godlings. I see from your thoughts you come from an entirely different reality, and that one of you is the daughter of my newest avatar and vessel. Fear not for this version of your father, Midnight Maven. For he has earned the greatest of favor and gifts from me. So sit back and watch, and don't worry--both your father and the lovely Rarity are in good care.

The ponyfication of a brutal old god is now complete. Ideas do not die but they can change from one group of people to the next.

Oh, my. Look at how much she's taking. And she looks so happy.

That's our Rarity! Always tries to be as accommodating as humanely--or pony-ly--possible.

Gonna try taking something that big when we get back, C-Q?

You can stop with the smug look, Hyperdash, given how much YOU took up the tail when you ascended!

We all did. And as far as I'm concerned, it was the best part of the whole process!

Seconded! Even if it freaked me the hay out when it first happened...

Ascension is often somewhat traumatic, young godlings. Remind me to tell you of my own someday. But first, let me finish setting these two on their proper path!

Divine roundtable discussions. Give these ladies a podcast! Hell, they can call it the "Godcast!"

... and now my dad is royalty. Does that make me a Princess like my counterpart, I wonder?

I hope not. Because if you both get called that, then we can't tell you apart by name!

Why claim a chair when you can be a goddess? I'd say you fared better by far, Midnight.

Well done, Dad. You earned the favor of another demi-goddess that isn't me, *and* got charged with tucking the tail of everyone he meets? Actually, would he be limited to girls for that, or will he ream a few males, too? I've never seen him show that proclivity before...

No idea. Reckon that's a different kind of swinging altogether!

Hoping he takes your brother's tail, M&M?

Urk! Nonono, stop fantasizing about it, brain!

Since you have that idea in your head, Twi, let me add another. Rule 63 your brother and then have your Dad seduce her!

Yay! She really did mark him!

Reckon that's one hay of tattoo!

Such a bold fashion statement! Not everyone has the confidence or charisma to quite literally wear their new status on their forehead!

No hiding it either without a hat or something. I'm not sure Dad would really like having a vagina on his head.

You know, maybe we should consider offering marks for people we like or are under our protection.

I have this image of Marina from F&H carving Twilight Sparkle's cutie mark into Levi's forehead now to teach him the magic of friendship! :rainbowlaugh:

Aaaaaaand scene! Thanks for showing us this, Dashie! This was a lot of fun!

I enjoyed it, too. I just wish Sylvian could have stayed longer. She was so kind and loving, and made others kind and loving as well. I hope she visits us soon.

And thank you Sensei for giving us a kinder, gentler version of Sylvian to fit this kinder, gentler version of Fear and Hunger. Friendship is not only magic, it's consent.

Yeah, this story is not at all an advertisement for Fear and Hunger itself which... ya'll just stay away from that series altogether unless you have a serious dark streak or just enjoy really difficult games. There is a fuckton of disgusting imagery, ritual sacrifice, unflattering images of dicks and the game world itself is devoid of much of anything to do once you memorize the placement of all the mobs and you've nailed down the tactical/avoidance side of play.

The writing itself is decent in the second game and pretty much absent entirely in the first. The second game, Termina, seems to promise a psychological thriller but it shows its supernatural hand early on. The characters are likable for the most part but limitations in the RPGmaker software shutter most of the dialogue options behind a menu chat log you will 99% of the time forget to check and the 1% of the time you do, will fail to leave much of an impression. Miro has a rather unfortunate lopsided approach to writing where he's pretty good at creating a mythology based on JRPG tropes applied to Western societies, and writes some nice history for the Termina contestants, but as soon as anyone starts talking, there's not much there to read.

Though there are some truly memeworthy moments like Karen the journalist proclaiming "I've covered wars, you know." But for every funny moment, there's something cringeworthy like meeting Rancid the Sergal. And yes, I'm aware that he's a reference to some shitty anime but you know what? Constantly referencing shit that happened in someone else's shit doesn't make you creative, it makes you Doug Walker and Doug Walker is about as creative as a potted plant. It's Friedberg and Seltzer all over again. Being inspired by someone else is fine but iterate and innovate, otherwise, you're just a hack who thinks too highly of himself.

Have I mentioned I do actually enjoy this game a lot? I think that got lost in my rant but I would warn people not to play this game without watching some Youtube explainers or something. And just skip fucking 1 entirely. 1 is garbage. Rant over.

Yeah, I admit this was... educational. Though now I've got a few things to check on with regards to my parents when I get back!

For the record, I sincerely doubt your real parents belong to a sex cult, Midnight. Or have been swinging on the side.

And that's the beauty of alternate realities. I'm sure there's some fascinating versions of me in alternate universes who ended up nothing like me and that's fantastic! I'm happy for those guys. I'm sure one of them is banging 22-year-olds on Tinder on a regular basis and living the high life. And I'm sure another one of them died super early in life. Feels bad man.

I don't know, filly... reckon we kind of form one ourselves, now!

There is that! So, shall we head back home? I've got a major craving for a double-decker burger! Traveling the multiverse makes me hungry!

Well, we definitely won't be finding one of those here! Giddy-up, girflriend!

You got it! Everybody hold tight! Next stop: Home via a passage through Sagittarius A!

"Second star to the right and straight on until morning."

Thanks for the longpost, Sensei. That was wonderful to read and you clearly enjoyed yourself! Welcome back from Iceland, by the way.

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