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dirty little secret


I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

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:twilightangry2: Pinkie! You're supposed to slay the dragon, not lay it.

:moustache: Exactly. And this is coming from me.

Very nice story.

Alt title: Garbunkle slinks into Winkydink Cavern :trollestia:

Excluding Tenta-Ds, nothing can beat the Double Dragon Ds.

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Oh, she slayed, alright...

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Thanks! What's your favorite part?

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:moustache:: Slinks? Come on! I did better than slinking!

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But it was Pinkie who had the double Ds...

My favorite part was Garbunkley dunkley the cringe shock, but it made it work.

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Alt alt title: Garbunkle spelunks Winkydink Cavern

Garbunkle turned slightly to the side, angling his softening right cock away from her and prodding her cheek with his still-stiff left cock. “You’ve had one cock, yes. But what about second cock?”

Well played, Sir. Well played...

The glaring unanswered question is, who has Spike done before?

One more for the pile of evidence that, in fact, sex is hilarious :rainbowlaugh:

My only complaints are that Garbunkle should have gotten a Will Save/Wisdom Save immediately after Winkydink's seduction attempt and that there were waaaaay too many nat 20's.

I mean, I'm not saying that Garbunkle would have succeeded on that check, but it would have given him the excuse of "The dice rolled as they did"

Also, this is some magical realm stuff.

Exactly. And this is coming from me.

It most certainly did, Spike. It most certainly did ‘come’ from you.

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It's applicable in so many situations! ^.^

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She, uh, goes to a different school. You wouldn't know her.

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The fact that people take it so seriously is what makes it hilarious!

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True, lol. I blame the strangely-acting dice on, uh ... interference by Discord! Final answer!

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:facehoof:

Oh this reminds me of a game I had where we passed notes to the DM for exploits just like this....

:moustache: Ok roll the dice and we'll see if you get caught,

The notes were checked... :raritystarry: I was raped?

:moustache: Not only are you pregnant but you "lost" all your gold and weapons.:raritycry:

Rolling naturals was crazily funny :facehoof:

:rainbowwild: A Thief
:twilightblush: A wizard
:moustache: A dragon
:duck: A player
All nighters were best:trollestia:

Way to go Pinkie. Careful though, or your team might end up looting, killing and impregnating the whole game world.

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looting, killing and impregnating the whole game world.

Can you really call your D&D session a success if it doesn't end this way?

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Depends. I’ve seen plenty of dndhorrostories, so yeah. Sometimes it goes well, sometimes it goes hell.

11614370 Props to you for "The Gamers: Dorkness Rising" reference there.

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Its a good piece of movie.

I know that it isn't, but I can't help but see this story as taking place in the same continuity as Ebonyglow's One Wild One Shot:

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“Three. You fail your saving throw ... and succeed in impregnating the bard.”

FFS. I laughed. Good story.

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The best part the DM would wait for the session to go for a beat and call out ; "Player Wonderer roll a dexterity and save."
"Player Zar roll for theft and edged weapons" So no one knew who was guilty of the attack in character...
"Wonderer you have no more gold or weapons and you're pregnant" "NO WAY I'M GOING TO DO THAT!" "Dude you lost the dice roll"
(The reactions were great) "You can't make me!" Character sheet goes rip - waded up into the trash, Donny opens his brief case a copy of his character sheet sees the light of bulb... #2 ,3 & 4 meet the same fate. "Okay, Wonderers pregnant, Who did it?"
"Nugo the dragon Just ate your Wizard" WUT! Oh those were the good ol days

“Could you two keep it down?” Captain Wuzz groused, launching arrow after arrow. “I’m trying to commit war crimes against a goblin horde here!”

Pffffff war crimes.

And now “Burn in holy fire”!

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Guessing there’s a sequel?

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Also where’s that cover art from?

Nice work! It would be interesting to see a sequel with Rarity

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Yeah, lol -- looks like that would fit!

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Then it's a success! ^.^

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It's linked in the description.

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What class would Rarity play?

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She would be a mage of some kind, possibly a warlock, something that is a mixture of getting hands dirty and magic.

Go Garbuncl

Spike sure has everything planned out! His dragon mate hord start here :moustache::pinkiehappy::raritywink:

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Or don't go...
Heh. Not sure if this was really the best idea on his part!

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lol, I don't know what about this story makes you think Spike planned anything.

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Questionable decisions or not it’s still a great story

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The outcome, after the outcome of this night of fun.
After that his path to the dragon Chad was started

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'Oh yeah... That was it! He had done this a few times before'

Yeah, sorry bud, I don't think a microwaved grapefruit counts.

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What about overly helpful griffons who are very ready to help with any problem?

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I'm pretty sure Derpibooru has many pictures of this.

I am reminded of Devilartimis

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