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Some Leech


I...I am a monument to all your sins...

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This story is a sequel to Just Deserts


Leech would freely admit to having experienced some really strange stuff in her life, but her adventure has just begun. With a mystery to be unraveled, she and a new, potentially very new friend set out solve a puzzle...

Kinks Include: Wholesome albeit existential crisis-inducing escapades

Fenris and Kennel Belong to THIS GUY
Kara belongs to THIS GUY
Cover by Fanzeem (Twitter @_fanzeem_)

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Chapters (5)
Comments ( 24 )

Of all your stories to date, this one scares me the most on its face.

Not rated mature

Who are you and what have you done with Leech

I am here to inform you that Leech in the cover art looks appropriately spooky.

Damm after the other 2 stories and this having fuck all to do with them, and its T, and its an adventure. Shit is crazy

Dear god, Some Leech posting a non-clop story? Dark times are upon us....

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I checked, and this is Leech's 19th non-Mature story, and only one of them was an April Fools joke.

SFW LEECH???? HUH????

Cute story, i love kennel and leech :raritystarry:

Finally, somepony who speaks Leech's language! A suitably interesting mystery, too. My my

They look adorable together. I hope they hitch up get their happily ever after... After some more adventures, of course! Leeching optional :raritywink:

Lifting her head and peering at the then closing portal, she felt like she’d lost some part of herself. There were no words to describe how she felt, torn between sorrow and confusion, but her righteous fury at being ripped from her friend bubbled to the surface. Only barely aware that she’d bolted to her hooves, feeling her wings unfurl, she leapt through the doorway and winked from existence.

Well... This isn't your typical Leech × X adventure.

“Did you find the victims already?”

Lol, I thought for sure they were actually about to find dead bodies.

Kennel scrunched her snout, examining the unicorn. “I’m calling bullshit on that. If you were that useful, I’m sure some stallion would have scooped you up and made you a wife by now.”

Haha! Oh... I'm reminded of one unfortunately non-canon fic right now.

“ Um - excuse me?” a voice called, causing both the mares to turn. Having walked out of the eatery, with his associate lingering just behind him, the stallionly doppelganger uneasily locked eyes with Kennel. “Do I know you…?”

Uh oh

The faint sound of deep, steady breaths silenced her, letting her know that Leech had dozed off in her grasp. In a funny way, despite all the uncertain future she faced, she took solace in the moment - simply happy to have somepony to rely on and be with. With her eyelids growing heavy, unsure of what tomorrow would bring, she pulled the blanket over them and gradually fell asleep.

Fuck, this is a WHOLESOME! So many warm, fuzzy feelings! Ahhhhh!

Some Leech, what have you created!? It's too beautiful :raritydespair:

Interesting so far.

Reaching over and nudging the mare’s shoulder, Leech smirked. “I’ll have you know, I’d actually make a wonderful roommate! How many ponies do you know that can patch a roof, cook, and look damn good in an apron?”

Sounds like a keeper!

“Fixing the - Fuck,” Leech blurted, nearly dropping her wooden spatula. “Fixing the roof! What the hell did you think I’ve been gathering all that pine pitch for?”

Sounds like she wasn't kidding earlier.

“I’m pretty good at giving stallions a good time, not dying in ditches, and finding the best cuisine in dumpsters, but that’s about it,” Leech snickered.

It's something, but there's still room for improvement.

Kennel guffawed at the remark, unable to contain her mirth. “Oh of course! My little slutty wife, safe and secure at the homestead, waiting for her hard-working wife to come home! I can imagine it now, you’d probably prancing around in an apron while making me dinner and tending to the chickens out back, wistfully fantasizing about all the ways you can keep me happy - yeah, that’d be fucking rich.”

I honestly can't say whether she is being sarcastic or serious...

Standing by one another, making an order at the front counter, lingered a pink earth pony mare and an all too familiar figure wearing a crimson scarf.

Those are supposed to be Fenris and Kara, right?
If yes, poor Kennel really should get a break...
(We also might need the Crossover tag if this continues to happen.)

“Deal,” Leech muttered, giving a small nod. “But if we end up chained up in some sex dungeon, I’m blaming you for it.”
With the smallest smirk, Kennel bumped her shoulder against the unicorn. “Like you wouldn’t want to have me in a sex dungeon.”
“It doesn’t count if we’re both hemmed up and squirming,” Leech snickered, flashing her teeth.

I'm pretty sure Leech might consider that the best possible outcome.
At least as long as it's temporary and they are left go once everyone had their fun.

“Just play it cool, keep an eye on them, and try to pick up on anything suspicious.”
Leech trotted alongside her friend and smirked. “Like how Kara’s eyes changed color before she punched me?”

Huh? Either she is making that up to mess with Kennel, or there is really more going on.

“I’ll drink to that,” Leech snickered, taking a nip from her jar. “This whole thing has me wondering - you think there’s another me out there somewhere?”

Having two Leech leeching around together?
That would certainly be interesting.
(Maybe that's the reason they aren't allowed to go to Fillydelphia?) (Edit: I wrote that before reading the rest of the story.)

“I’m tellin’ ya, peaches would be our best bet. There’s already that big-ass apple orchard on the far end of town, so I’m betting the locals would go wild for some different fruit,” Leech attested, wobbling ever so slightly.

Either that, or they will chase you out of town.


Good story!
I enjoyed reading it.

Is this story a stand-alone or will there be more in this timeline?

Leech, this is swiftly turning into one of the best stories I've read from you. Perfect blend of raunchy suggestions, genuine heartfelt concerns, surprising twists meetings...damn. Keep it up, you've become quite the skilled storyteller.

I read this fanfic again and the fanfic is really very good, I read a lot of fanfics on Fimfiction but very few fanfics that hook me so much that I want to read and read and reread them, I will be very eager for the continuation of this story ^if it is planned of course^ Now I keep thinking about Leech and her connection to Fours, or rather, how does she know her

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Believe it or not, most of the Leech stories are connected - granted, it's hard to catch them, but there are little breadcrumbs sprinkled through several of them.

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I will definitely read your fanfics, it will be interesting to know a bit about Leech past and biography.

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