Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 6
By TDR
The Cyndering,
Part 1, Chapter 3
[Crystal Empire]
The small group was led into a fair sized windowless room in the middle of the palace, the walls were lined with toys and other foal essentials, the walls and trim were painted in pastel pinks and blues with bright green curtains hanging over the doors.
Rarity would have a fit at the clashing colors.
In the middle of the room were two bassinets one of a garish blue, the other of a glaring pink.
On either side of the bassinets stood Cadence and Chrysalis. The latter looking much the same as always, if a little smug, while the former looked much like Shining Armor, IE, a complete wreck.
Saturnia looked at her mother with one eyebrow raised.
“What? I've done this before, not my fault these two don't listen to me.” Chrysalis smirked.
“For the last time we are not gooping them to a wall until they can talk.” Cadence grumbled.
Saturnia narrowed her eyes at her mother.
The others, already familiar with the 'ignore the bug' plan in dealing with the Changeling Queen, eased closer to have a look at the two new foals.
In the bright pink bassinet was a swaddled pastel pink little foal with a small stubby unicorn horn poking out of a mass of pastel purple and blue striped hair.
In the other bassinet swaddled in a blue blanket was a obvious little changeling, though a swath of blue hair striped with green curled around the stubby pony like horn he had.
“So... this is my daughter, Princess Flurry Heart, And my son Prince Shintasha. “ Shining Armor offered proudly.
There was a general collection of awing from the group as they all looked at the foals.
“They are adorable.” Twilight offered softly.
“I know right?” Chrysalis smirked floating a camera up in her magic for some reason.
“Oh I can’t wait to throw them their first party..” Pinkie Pie said.
“It might be a little while before they are ready for something like that.” Saturnia stated.
“It's okay I can wait. That just means it's gonna be bigger and better.”Pinkie Pie agreed.
Everyone paused, then looked at Pinkie Pie who was still over the pair of them oohing lightly.
“Pinkie Pie…. “Sunset frowned. “This was supposed to be for family….”
“I know, but then I got to thinking on it and I’m related to the Apple family, who are related to you, who is related to Celestia, who is related to Cadence and thus, I am family.” Pinkie Pie explained. “ So it’s all good and I get to look at the babies.”
Rahs rolled his eyes as Twilight face hooved, Sunset, Moon Dancer, and Saturnia chose to ignore her, while the royal trio looked a bit confused.
The foals on the other hoof started to stir, Flurry heart opening bright blue eyes to blink in surprise at the collection of creatures looking down at her. She cooed curiously as Shin yawned showing off his fangs before his green eyes opened blinking at seeing things other than his mother, mother, or father.
Rahs tilted his head a little watching as the foals locked eyes on his movement. He smirked slightly shifting his ears and the points of light, the foals following the movement as he went through a few slow random words in guard cant the glowing lights of his ears fascinating the pair as they flicked into the different positions.
Cadence glanced over at Sunset and Saturnia, both of whom were staring at Rahs with some what dopey smiles as he played with the foals.
Flurry giggled and lifted her fore legs out of the swaddling, the cloth falling away as a large pair of pink feathered wings spread out wide from her back as she reached for the lights.
“Wat.” Most of the group gaped.
Chrysalis took a picture.
A moment later Shin laughed along with his sister, his own wings flaring out, black feathered ones with white tips.
There was another round of shock and a statement of ‘WAT’ a little louder before Chrysalis snapped another picture.
“Pegi corns?” Twilight asked.
“Nope.” Cadence chuckled, her wings folding over to tickle the chins of both foals, both of whom giggled like mad, batting at the wings with their own, a pair of glowing folders appearing at the tips of their feathers.
There was much more staring with wide mouths as Chrysalis took another picture.
“This is going to be a very interesting Crystaling I think.” Moon Dancer smirked.
[Crystal Mines]
Jynx raised an eyebrow looking at one of her former attempted suitors. The white dog had vanished for a while with a small pack of others several years ago and only in the last few months shown up again. Oddly, unlike before, Peabody and his small group were not trying to take over the Crystal Den or even woo Jynx into submission.
Still when Rufus had told Jynx they had shown up, Jynx had expected some play or another from the dog.
She did not however expect for his little pack of ten to all have vanished in order to get married. She expected even less that the dog who had tried to force himself on her the hardest would have wed a griffoness.
Three others aside from Peabody had griffons with them. One had a harpy, two had mares, two others had opted to marry Nox cal, and the final one had found a literal fox with a kitsune.
The group was quite surprised to find that Jynx had become the god of the Diamond Dogs and then they surprised Jynx further by claiming 'the plan' worked and then ran off to throw a party.
Jynx and Rufus both had no idea what the heck had happened, but the group wanted to settle down in the Crystal Empire Pack and neither of them could think of a reason not to allow it.
“Gonna be some odd pups.” Rufus shrugged.
Jynx glanced at the dog she left in charge of the growing Crystal Pack as he spoke one eyebrow raised, given his own son was made of crystal.
“They’re gods? Of what?” Twilight finally managed to gasp out.
“Flurry has majors in Construction and War, with Minors in Ice and Coffee.” Cadence stated.
“Luna is going to lose her stars damned mind.” Twilight winced.
“Shin’s majors are Destruction, and Peace.” Chrysalis’ grin grew wider. “With minors in Frost and Cake.”
“Ah fuck…..” Saturnia grumbled.
“Cake flank is gonna hate it, and I love it.” Chrysalis grinned.
“Well I guess that means that Teacup did lose the portfolios when he went home. “ Sunset drew a breath between her teeth. “Now I’m gonna have nightmares about who got the portfolio of unimaginable violence.”
Rahs blinked looking at the others reactions and shrugged. They’d deal. The trick with his ears didn’t seem to be keeping the foals attention as much any more so he switched to another trick, holding up a blanket before his face, drawing the foals attention with the wiggling of it before he dropped it, no longer standing behind it.
The foals gasped and looked around around in surprise before Rahs stepped out from behind Cadence causing the pair to start giggling all over again.
“Great, my oaf of a brother is clearly volunteering to foal sit.” Shining smirked.
Rahs raised an eyebrow, lifting the blanket again, he then side stepped into the Oneiroi from behind the blanket to pop out from behind Shining this time.
The foals giggled and coo’d though everyone tensed as the pair’s horns started to glow brightly and with a flash there were a pair of navy blue moon dog pups sitting in the bassinets with them looking confused.
The foals giggled and clamped their forelegs and wings around the new arrivals burbling happily.
“What the shit!?”
The whole group looked at Rahs then back to the infants.
Rahs sniffed, then his eyes widened before he scooped up the pups and vanished into the Oneiroi by ducking behind Chrysalis.
The two foals pouted that the puppies were gone before their horns flared again and the pups were back with them looking even more confused.
Rahs appeared again immediately snatched up the pups and vanished.
A moment later the pups were back with the foals.
When Rahs appeared this time it was with a rather large and annoyed looking Moon Dog bitch who clearly was in a state between panic and annoyance as her gaze swept the group present, stopping on Cadence before looking at the pups and the foals.
“Bork.”Bri snapped at Rahs who flinched.
“Wait… is that Titania and Oberon?” Twilight asked.
“Wuff.” Rahs nodded.
“And Bri watches over Cadence’s dreams……” Twilight muttered, her horn flaring brightly as she stared at the giggling foals. Oberon was struggling madly to get out of Flurry’s grip, while Titania just sat there as Shin chewed on her ear, having given up.
“Well?” Sunset asked noting the scan Twilight had preformed.
“Yup….. there’s a link.” Twilight sighed. “Maybe you shouldn't have jumped into the Oneiroi in front of two new god tier foals?”
Rahs sighed as Bri slapped him in the back of the head.
The Puppening continues.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
I think that all the Sparkle siblings share the portfolio of unimaginable violence.
Hm, I wonder if Shining will be able to understand Oberon and Titania, or if that will be limited to Flurry Heart and Shintasha?
Also, I expect Twilight to 'science the s*** out of this' to try to figure why Saturnia, the child of two gods is only a demi-god, while FH and Shin, the products of gods and a companion (one linked, the other not) turn out as gods in their own right.
Destruction and peace are the same side of a coin as are war and construction.
I am just glad there is more evidence that Teacup got the happy-ever-after they wanted for so long.
*wheeze*
WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?!
Holy Shit... How do this chapter keep one upping one another
Priceless to see Infant Gods
Godhood was one a very special thing
Ladies and gentle-creatures! Presenting the God of Drama!
Uhg...wha...? Huu...Buh...? Ve...? AAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *ERROR, SYSTEM RUNTIME ERROR ENCOUNTERED, RESTARTING SYSTEM... LOADING... LOADING... ERROR, SYSTEM RESTART FAILED, SHUTING DOWN*
Don't know why but this really got me laughing.
Peace? As long there is sapient life this one is impossible to get rid off...
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Absolutely PRICELESS
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And it was epic
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Dawww... I love happy endings
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I have no idea Typical Sparkle madness.
Sanity is overrated and Discord is the most sane by now
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Good Celestia & Luna reaction when they learn that the foals archived without trying what they worked so hard for
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Well he lost War, but he might still have Breezies (Luna lost Moon Dogs to Rahs after all), so don't count him out just yet.
Also, I can just imagine the reactions this development will get at the next god's summit. "Oh f***, two more gods, and they're both Sparkles".
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Don't forget the air-raid/bomb sirens going off shortly afterwards.
I wonder what would happen if Pinkamena happened to tidy that up as somegod carelessly left it laying around?
Construction, War, Ice and Coffee? Oh godz. Flurry has got Pykes portfolio.
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Based on how they blew off steam before bringing Starlight Glimmer in, I think you're right.
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Since Chrysalis is capable of Transferring Portfolios, Imagine how much begging and bargaining they will do try to and convince the parents to allow them to have the Foals Portfolios
Find it hilarious the Diamond Dogs who had worked for Forthe during the start of Season 3 think their choices in mates was what drove the dumbass to death
Oh this is playing out to be amazing.
Hahahaha
I love it
I love the parallel domains.
Flurry/Shin
Construction/Destsruction
War/Peace
Ice/Frost
Coffee/Cake
How could the new born foals gain a minor portfolio of coffee and cake? I mean, I didn't think they even have a taste of those yet, right?
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Keep in mind Flurry is Cadence's and Cadnece had the Shoggoth's milk
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Okay, Luna would throw a fit out of this outcome. That one could explain away due to Pinkie's involvement. What about cake? I couldn't recall neither Chrysalis nor Shining has any liking of it. I hope it would be explained in the future.
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Because Fate is giving Those two Princesses the ultimate troll face.
She isn't wrong when looked at that way
11190326 I KNOW! Isn't it great!!!!
And now the newest Sparkles have their own puppies
She will, once she ascends. She might not be a Sparkle but she did see it up close and personal.
Y'know, if Teacup ever makes his way back out of the Breezy's realm, he's going to give Flurry some pointers, isn't he.
Hmmm
There we go
...well this should be interesting
Oh yeah
............
Click; That one's going in her Cring Compilation.
I dunno, seems like a good plan to me
But is what's in the portfolios written is baby drivel?
Imagine the kids 0.o
Of course Love gives birth to War
Considering how hard she tried to get coffee, yeah
And now Celly's gonna pitch a fit for losing that one. Interesting set of opposing majors for the not-quite-twins
Honestly duplicating what Twi did at the start of the series is probably preferable to blowing more holes in the castle.
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Well, just when I thought the story couldn't get more insane... I am proven wrong once again.
Chrysalis with the camera ready really should have been a bigger clue.
Technically Pinkie is completely right here. The best kind of right, but really who was gonna be able to stop Pinkie from doing whatever she wants either way?
Also gotta say I feel sorry for the one who got Frost. Frost socks compared to Ice. Also Peace & Destruction, not as opposed as people think. Peace can be gained by the total destruction of your enemies. Peace just means that there is no fighting doesn't require that there are still 2 sides.
Ooooh, this is gonna be gooood!
I'm kinda interested in how Solomon and co will react to the birth of two new gods.
...also how the other gods are going to react when they learn that with the new "familiar" spell, kids they have with their "familiars" will come out gods. Unless it turns out that it's actually just children of Sparkles will all be gods.
...if they learn it's the latter, Murphy will have to dodge a loooooot of boots...
Called it called it called it, YES!
Very funny!
The twins' portfolios are well matched and hilarious. I am worried that they made grow up to be like Dorn and Perturabo from 40k, but I think as long as the rest of the Sparkles are around, the planet should stay intact.
when exactly was the last time twilight checked her portfolio exactly?
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Chrysalis got to have her cake and eat it too when it came to Cadence. and then got extra with Shining Armor
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She would have probably noticed a power increase from a new Portfolio, even if Minor, and would have checked.
I love how their portfolios match!
You totally deserved that Rahs.
Great chapter, TDR. Looking forward to seeing how things go with Season 6.
I love the addition of Pelt btw. Are the other 4 going to make an appearance?
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They already have. Starfall and Jer'rahd are this universes drill instructors that trained shiny and nearly all the other competent guards,
Bleu is the resident dragon god.
Velkorn is the Zebra god.
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I completely forgot. To be fair though I read the SiS stories in between TGaP Season 5 and Season 6. Or was it concurrently with the last half of 5.... Looks like I got some rereading to do
Oh Twilight. You know full well they’re Alicorns… and thus Gods.
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!
Princess Flurry Heart Sparkle. Goddess of War.
Coffee and cake are minors, right? the other two could still pick them up
Next divine council meeting…
Celestia: “Discord, for the last time, your petition to become a citizen of Equestria is—“
Discord: “Denied? Yes I know. Burned that bridge a long time ago. However that’s not what this stack of paperwork is for.”
Bleu: “This is a petition for the immediate dissolution of the council.”
Luna: “I’m already in favor of this.”
Celestia: “Discord, dare I ask why?”
Discord: “The council has outlived its usefulness I’m afraid. All of our petty squabbles and the solutions to them have now been outsourced…”
Discord hand delivers Chrysalis’s photos of the new alicorn gods of war and peace.
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Well 3, should Rahs be outed, while they are still discussing Shinings status.
Still, there are shenaniganse afloat.
1: Flurry and Shin DON'T have a race as major, contrary to every other god, whos portfolio we know (unless i missed one... hmm, had Tirek Centaurs? I know he had thiefs, which kinda-sorta could count...)
2: While they have 2 more metaphysical majors, they are pretty much diametrically opposed, on top of being mirrored for the other. Peace is the time of construction, while war is for destruction. As such, while one major weakens in power, the other will generally rise. It practically takes the eradication of all sentient life to kill those 2.
Also, how often did Chrisalis raid the cake-vault for Shin to get the minor? Or is it just forshadowing of his sweet tooth?
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You realise that her current goal in life is to become a sparkle through marriage, right?
Someone has been playing warframe...
Also does this mean we get another spinoff?