Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 6
By TDR
Flutter Bahamut
Prologue
[ Fluttershy's Cottage, Spring]
Pinkie Pie sat on the couch, remaining calm, cool, collected and most importantly silent.
That was the big thing.
She also did her best not to show fear.
They could smell fear.
Angel bunny sat in her lap, the exact same thoughts and motions going through his head. Like Pinkie Pie his eyes were all that moved save the occasional twitch of his ear, their gazes focusing on who was speaking at the moment.
From the outside nothing seemed to be going on just a calm discussion between Fluttershy and her parents.
Pinkie had met Fluttershy's parents on several occasions and thought they liked her, but she didn't want to push her luck.
Fluttershy's mother was a beautiful yellow coloration much like her daughter, with a mane and tail much the same yellow if a slight shade darker than her coat.
She was also built like she wrestled ursas in her spare time. Her personality was forceful and strong, though she had obvious soft spots for her husband and children any one else who annoyed here was in trouble.
She had give Pinkie Pie the shovel speech when she had first started dating Shy. A speech in which she had taken a bite out of said shovel, chewed the metal into scrap, and then tied it into a noose with her tongue all while not breaking eye contact with Pinkie Pie.
Reminded her of her dad meeting Maud's first colt friend.
Her father was by far worse.
He was a frail looking teal stallion with bright pink hair like Fluttershy, though he kept it cut to shoulder length. With his soft spoken voice and calm demeanor it was clear who Fluttershy had taken more after, that he had a love of animals as well was likely where Fluttershy had gotten her obsession.
He was also well documented by the Cloudsdale branch of the Guard and was the second page on their training manual in big red lettering with standing orders to not antagonize. Most of the Guards still had nightmares after a small sect of Squall Masons had demanded the foals at Fluttershy's daycare be tested. This usually was by flinging the foals off the cloud to ensure they were of proper pegasi superiority and the ones that were not were removed. The squall Masons had been on the decline at the time, but there was enough that this sort of this still happened occasionally when some of them got over zealous.
Oddly the six Squall Masons found they were not proper pegasi very shortly after Fluttershy's father got there before the Guards. Though that might have had something to do with them being tossed off a cloud, while their wings were still on the cloud. Afterward their headquarters in the area burned to ash in a fire that disrupted air currents for days. Cloudsdale had soon after set up a fire department as before that point no one knew clouds could burn.
With several thousand years of pegasi history not having ever seen it either.
Angel twitched slightly and Pinkie Pie tightened her smile as Fluttershy's mother turned away from the very quiet, if heated argument between Fluttershy and her father and focused on them.
“I understand you may have some issue with Zephy, but I will ask that you two be nice to him. He is going through some tougher times. A stay in Ponyville might be good for him.”
Pinkie simply nodded doing her best not to say 'again'. Why couldn't it have been Bishie staying for a while, Fluttershy's youngest brother took more after their mother despite still being soft spoken like her father. It was a combination that evidently had him swarmed by love struck fillies in school. Poor colt was clueless about why everyone was so nice to him.
Angel bunny also nodded.
Fluttershy's mother stared at the bunny more than Pinkie Pie.
Angel gulped and nodded quicker.
Pinkie Pie knew that Fluttershy was going to lose the argument. She wasn't aggressive enough to argue with her mother, and her father always managed to convince her of things. It seemed Zephyr Breeze was coming to Ponyville for a while.
She needed to make sure the Cakes would still let her stay in the loft.
Oh no! She needed to warn Dashie, and Rarity, and Twilight and...
Pinkie Pie froze doing her best not to change how wide her grin was.
No. She wouldn't warn any one, least of all Zephyr.
This was Ponyville.
Zephyr Breeze was very foolish after all.
And the foolish didn't last long in Ponyville.
Dun...dun...DUN!!!!
Oh boy, poor Zephyr being put through the proverbial glue factory I see! 😈
Oh boy, this is gonna be fun!
*maniacal laughter*
Zephyr Breeze gonna die very quickly. And multiple times.
Twilight won’t care if that goes against every law of nature. She will make it happen! And she will not stop making it happen until she is satisfied!
Which will probably be after Rarity had made him into a stylish and tanned leather suit for Sombra, the latter of whom has made Zephyr’s bones into a lifetime supply of toothpicks.
Of course that is after Rainbow Dash made sure Zephyr is at ground zero of her patented tactical rainnuke.
Which will be after he’s Witchjack’s literal chew toy…
… and Sunset has made him into BBQ…
…and Discord taught him WHY recklessly hitting on his daughters was a very bad idea…
…and every Changeling in Ponyville (including Kevin for reasons that are still a mystery to everypony) has drained him dry of magic…
…was sent to Ponyville General thanks to several run ins with the CMC…
…was used as target practice for Tempest…
…his skull was used for “Alas poor Yorik” by Rahs…
…and sent as a prank by Twilight to Princess Celestia’s bed chambers.
…
And that was just on his first day.
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Proverbial?
dang, even Angel Bnuuy
*engage loud cackle noises*
How is RealityCheck doing?
I love the nod to TGAH. Now I wonder if Big Mac, Sombra, Prince Blueblood, and/or Rahs are going to be planting a dumbass tree?
I see where Flutters gets it from (her dad)
Will this story series have as many seasons that the actual show had?
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I am trying but it's getting harder now that i'm in episodes i've never seen.
I take it Fluttershys Dad is of the, Only Amaturs need powdered lithium to burn clouds, style of thinking?
Hold on, just got a notification from the archives.
Self sustaining exothermic ionisation event consisting of rapid rotation motion of hydrogen and oxygen compounds?
Ohh, so thats why Thunderstorms can throw out antimatter and hard gammas.
Would be intresting to see how well Fluttershys Mum, and Dig Sites Mum would get along.
Maybe a girls night out on the town.
Now, which country was looking to lose its capital?
At least Pinkie will be able to offer Zephyr some proper Civit Coffee, though she might have to not offer the chocolate covered raisens?
Zephyr is going to be on CMC sitting duty?
How many Hydra are left?
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Don't skip the movie. Tempest meeting the Rahs harem and realizing she's not quite as badass and intimidating as she thinks she is is something to look forward to.
edit, that was already done, wasn't it? I'm loosing track of things.
And some of the comic arcs.
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11672278 He posts on Archive of Our Own every once in a while
Well, this is going to be fun.
...kinda wanna see Bishie show up in Ponyville now too, considering Sweetie Belle's the only Crusader still single.
Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time.
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Even in this AU, she and Button are OTP.
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Now that's a name I've not ever heard. Mind explaining who it is?
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Likewise, really wish the great alicorn hunt could be found on this site.
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He is Fluttershy’s younger brother in the story The Great Alicorn Hunt. That story can be found Here. It is a somewhat popular story with an interesting premise.
yooo great alicorn hunt reference jumpscare
god i miss that fic
My question is: did this occur to Shy? And if so is she acting to get
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what makes this funny for me is i got said story on a separate page caught up to scoot and march one part of them [redacted]
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Poor guy, though not too suprising given what his name is
her - auto correction mistake probably.
Holy shit... I was almost hysterical in laughter,this was genius
Fluttershy mother is usually a soft described pony, her being that badass is awesome 👍
Love how Fluttershy mother singel hooved demolition of a cult changed Cloudsdale for the better. Mad respect to the Shy family.
Beware the silent...
Somehow I imagen Fluttershy benchpress canon BigMacs before breakfast
Muppets - Maniacal Laugh
Vincent Price's Laugh
Mark Hamil - Joker Laugh
This gun be good.
Discord why are you handing me a jar of DNA from some random ass pony...ok Shy's older brother? *Nods* Ok just how bad is the list? *Reads the lists* You sure nether of them can get up here? *Sighs* Ok and the jem? Wait mmmm ok but make sure the memories are backed up including the means of death ya ya no the clones will be a perfect match even Sparkle would have a hell of a time telling the difference.
(maniacal laughter) To quote Gilbert Gottfried, "YOU FOOL!"
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Oh no, the demolition of the cult was her father's work actually, and the separation of wings and pegasi.
oh, I have been waiting for this one ever since the peta incident in... was it S2?
this gonna be good...
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Oh that poor stupid pony, he knows not what he is getting into.
It will be hilariously spectacular
Ohhhhh dis gonna be good! So, what's the betting pool options for how long it takes him to run screaming from town and never look back? Given what an oblivious moron he is, I'd put my money on at least three or four days, not longer then a full week,
Also, I mean.... clouds are just water vapor, water is Hydrogen and Oxygen.... you get the fire hot enough to break the molecular bonds of the water that fire becomes very self sustaining. (It's why you never use water for a class Delta fire unless you are using ALL of th water... as in just checking it oveboard.)
This is true.
Maybe they should enjoy a relaxing match of a foal card game. What could possibly go wrong...
You know... Besides 'JoJo' series the 'Yu-Gi-Oh' has potencial for a fun filler episode.
Rahs drama power might fight this Videos content.
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Shy family logic is best logic:
How is Equestria still standing? Than again Cloudsdale is floating far over Equestria when the City burned.
Pegasus partys are the wildest partys ever.
Did Pinkie Pie managed to party hard enough in Cloudsdale to make it into the history books i wonder...
Worth a try ♤
So Zephyr is the only safe/sane (minus leading a cult) pony in his family? Unbelievable.
Good day great day when you learn something new. The foolish might not last in Ponyville but you can't say it nots educational
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Of all the evil laughs I have heard from the comment section so far?
This one feels the most fitting to the likely actions to transpire.
*rubs hands together with a wicked grin before reaching for the popcorn*
Oh this is gonna be gooooooood…
Lmao I almost panicked for fluttershy till I remembered that this is tgap
Finally, finally we can see zephyr breeze being tortured oh god, this is going to be so perfect and it's your fact that if you hits on Dashie the prince see to it. No one finds the body and we got. If he hits on Twilight he's going to be mashed paste. So many things can happen to him. Oh God it's going to be beautiful so much destruction on one who drives Fluttershy up the wall with his peta bullshit I can only imagine what Fluttershy would actually do if she found out he was the CEO of Peta hell I think she would bury him instantly
Help! I don't have enough popcorn for this!
"And the foolish didn't last long in Ponyville."
Stealing that line.
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My bet is no longer than the first Tuesday after his arrival.
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Too obvious. He's probably going to arrive on a Tuesday, have literally ALL the Tuesday-in-Ponyville crud miss him completely, and then the following Wednesday and Thursday hit JUST HIM and send him screaming away. Leaving everyone else scratching their heads on why all of that stuff happened on not-Tuesdays.