Weyr The Apple Lies
Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 6
By TDR
Weyr The Apple Lies
[Sweet Apple Acres]
Applejack's eyes narrowed as Granny and her mother went on about some story or another that painted her in a bad light.
Granny broke out the pictures.
Applejack sighed and let it be, luckily the new vendor they picked for their Zapp Apple jam was understanding on the mix up, though he was also reluctant to give back the cider.
Applejack had passed him a growler of cider to make things go a little smoother, which worked.
Still this was a bit immature of Applebloom to lie like that, let alone making a mistake like she did, though Applejack was willing to overlook it because they caught it and the filly was tired. Sure she was older, but she was also doing a lot more studying in other things and hadn't done as much farm work as she used to now that Bright Mac and Pear Butter were back.
Still her attention shifted off towards town. She hadn't seen hide nor hair of Rahs since the Zapp Apple season started. Granted she had caught Rainbow and Prince trying to sneak into their cider supplies at least twice. She was pretty sure Prince was doing it more for the thrill of trying to get away from an angry Witch-Jack or worse, Granny, than actually wanting any cider.
But it was odd Rahs wasn't here.
Still after Celestia did her thing and the Sparkles recovered from whatever it was that was done to them this time, she had a date lined up with Rahs, and she had a cask of Cider set aside for it.
[Seshat]
“Here's another one.” Ditzy stated dumping a massive bag of mail on the floor. Twilight herself was already almost buried under the insane pile of mail.
Rahs had a somewhat sizable pile as well and Spike... well Spike was under his pile somewhere. This had been going on all morning with a steady stream of postal workers hauling bag after bag after bag of letters and packages in to dump before, and then onto the Sparkles, if they didn't move fast enough.
Spike had opened a few of his first. Most of them were basic complaints and bitching about his choices. It took a number of more letters before Spike figured out what the complaints were about. Evidently some one had let slip that he was all for removing a fan favorite combo from a card game to promote balance.
Spike didn't even play said card game.
Rahs was furious as crappy versions of his seasonal applications had been sent out early for most of the shows across Equestria and he had been rejected from all of them due to the appalling state of 'his' resume.
Rahs had yet to send anything out.
Twilight however had the worst of it. Evidently a large number of credited paleontologists had gotten letters and documentation from Twilight , that claimed the Spinasaurus, was actually a flying dinosaur.
The literal eruption of mail contained very very wordy insults and arguments as to why she was wrong and had the pile of letters after her even bigger than Spike's.
Twilight didn't have much interest in paleontology and didn't even know there was a Spinasaurus debate until it was literally dumped on her head.
Twilight pushed her way out of the letters looking to Rahs who was nearly foaming at the mouth, and the little bit of Spikes tail she could see from his pile.
“Plan Giga six?”
“Bork.” Rahs shook his head.
“I like being able to breath atmosphere.” Spike called.
“Wuff.” Rahs said firmly.
“Plan A one? That's a nuclear option.” Twilight hummed.
Rahs swept his hands out gesturing to the piles.
“Yeah okay.” Twilight frowned.
“I'm in.” Spike stated.
“Play time is over.”
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I would be careful there Sparkle’s Celestia could find a way to crown you yet Twilight and leave you in charge.
Let’s hope they recycle all of that paper.
11757666 And the world would rise up and present tia's head on a silver platter to Sombra and\or Sunset to take over the throne
Id like to recycle an entire countries collection of waste paper. easiest way to build the Big Habbakuk.
Anyone for a private yacht you can land the Space Shuttle on? and you get paid for building it?
Now, lets see, for Celestia?
The Schroedinger Heisenburg Cake Spell.
Cakes only exist when she is not interacting with them, And given Twilight has access to Time spells, even if Celestia attempts to use the Demons Vault, the cakes will revert back through time to their constituents if forced, only to reform if conditions permit afterwards.
Simpler than the next upgrade which uses th metaverse to diffuse teh cakes structure as a summation over all variations so Celestia could be getting any and all flavours for her cakes. If Apple function is used, the flavour will be gurenteed to be Every flavour, Except that declared.
The paw symbol need replacement in all prior season chapters
Very short
👍
Still thanks for a update
The Sparkles will keep escalating!
No surrender! No retreat! Celestia will be beat!
11757738
Devious, torturous, and humorous.
I like it.
But will it be enough to make Celestia submit? Or will it just be crossing the line enough to refuel Celestia's Determination?
You know, they could sue for identity theft and defamation.
I'm guessing this pile of mail is from Celestia and now they are going to pull out all the stops to make all of equestria to see how badly Celestia has been gotten and making her look like a dunce in such a way that she has to give the pranker crown to them I can see the major buildup for this so this is going to be the most epic, confusing random craziness that's ever going to happen yet
Most people do
Oh dear
Celestia.... with all due respect..... RUN BITCH... RUUUUUUUUUUUUN
Is that "ayy" one or "alpha" one?
11757773
revenge will bring them all Z'ha'dume.
11757666
And then this would have been all part of her plan for that to happen
11758210
Is that a Babylon 5 reference I see?
And if it is, is it not spelled Z'ha'dum?
11758793
Understandable reasoning, but I respectfully disagree,I still have hope for her foolish as it may be
Nuclear option?! Oh boy wonder how crazy the sparkles response will be.
Yeah that's a little too far for a simple prank.
Wonder if there's a law to be able to sue over defamation in this "verse".
11757738
You have thought about this for a really long time haven't you?
Ohhhhhh nice one!
Yeah that was inventive on Sunbutt.
Now, what about plan Giga 6 would risk a lack of breathable atmosphere? Are we talking, it risks removing the planet's atmosphere, or that it risks the retaliation being getting sent to the moon?
Also love that Rahs' harem is now scheduling dates around expected times of pranks and recovery from said pranks.