“Eragon Little Thing She Does"
Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 6
By TDR
“Eragon Little Thing She Does"
[Canterlot]
A tall white mare in Sunglasses and a trench coat, who was totally not Celestia, stop saying that, her name was... Cel besta? Yes, Cel-bestia, no relation to the Princess at all, sat in a chair staring at the figure across from her.
Discord was too amused to dress up for this, but he was petting a white cat and sitting in a high backed swivel chair so he could spin around dramatically.
Wait that was Rahs' thing.
He sent Opal back to Rarity colored green and changed his chair to one made of macaroni noodles.
“After all this, you come to me.....”
“I need a favor.”
“Oh? You know my price.”
“No, I didn't know you had a price. You've not told anyone about a price.”
“Oh. I knew I forgot something.”
“Still as a favor I do have this to offer.” Celbestia stated from behind the obviously fake beard that looked like it was a chunk of her sisters tail.
A large square item in a bag was set on the table and slid across to Discord.
The Draconequus raised an eyebrow and picked it up pulling the item out of the bag.
It was an unopened copy of Moosy Python's Soaring Faire's Instant Record Collection on vinyl, the material not the pony.
Discord pursed his lips and slid the item back into the bag.
“Acceptable. What did you want?”
Cel-bestia explained and Discord's grin grew wide.
(Ponyville, early Summer)
“So that's the plan?” Starlight asked taking a sip of her tea as Trixie smirked on the other side of the table.
“Indeed.” Trixie intoned.
“Well I can't see any real fault in it.” Tempest considered nibbling on a cookie. The three of them had gotten together for their weekly brunch, though they saw each other quite often normally too. Starlight had been hired to work in Golden Oaks as an Assistant Librarian by Trixie and Tempest and Starlight still lived at Seshat, but it was nice to sit down with nothing going on.
At least until Tempest noticed Starlight devouring everything in front of her and still not putting on a single pound.
Trixie at least had an excuse being part dragon now, plus she ate gems which couldn't have that high of a caloric intake.
“The only thing I don't get, is I know you don't have any shows or anything really going on this week. “ Starlight considered. “Why are you and Rahs only going on a date next week?”
“True, none of the other girls are set up for this week either.” Tempest considered. She was still terrified of Rahs, but it was manageable at the moment, and she at least didn't scream anytime he popped up nearby like Starlight did.
“Ahh that is simple.” Trixie stated holding up a clawed finger.” Trixie still talks with Princess Luna and now that she can use messenger flames it is much simpler. Princess Luna has warned Trixie that the counter prank is this week and Trixie wants nothing to do with whatever that mad sister of Luna's will do.”
“The licorice potion was a horrible prank.” Tempest agreed.” It's a good reminder not to mess with anyone dating a Sparkle as well.”
“Applebloom is quite vicious.” Trixie nodded.
“I dunno, I kinda like licorice.” Starlight offered.
Both the other mares stopped and looked at the third member of their party curiously. Starlight blinked in confusion at the attention.
“This explains a few things.” Trixie offered as Tempest nodded along.
“What?” Starlight demanded.
An answer was not forthcoming as the sound of Burro music filled the air complete with guitar, violins, and multiple trumpets.
The trio turned to look and spotted a very annoyed looking Spike walking down the street with a five pony Mariachi band following behind him adding constant musical accompaniment to his travels.
The annoyed looking dragon glanced to the three, offered a wave and trekked on to a flare of trumpets.
The trio watched as the dragon and his entourage moved out of sight, the music taking a while to fade.
“Well. That's a thing.” Starlight offered.
“Ugh, we are going to have to hear that until they get rid of them aren't we?” Tempest growled.
Tempest and Starlight looked at each other then back at Trixie.
“Trixie did you have any extra rooms at your place for a few days?” Starlight asked.
“Trixie thinks she can manage.” the half dragon shook her head wondering if Celestia got the band to follow all of the Sparkles.
[Seshat]
“BORK!” Rahs protested with his arms crossed as Twilight screamed out curses as the band followed her through out the house, the chaos magic of their summons preventing the players from getting tired, or being dismissed, and since they were real, and being paid, Rahs couldn't bite them away.
Rahs wasn't annoyed that Celestia had forced a Mariachi band to follow him, he was annoyed that she HADN'T forced a Mariachi band to follow him.
“Just imagine what I could do with theme music....”
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She knows why she did it. Now the revenge prank and Discord should be consulted because now it is far game.
Yeah, Rahs could have roleplayed Nacho Libre or something
Getting outside help, in the form of Chaos Magic? Well now. Does that not open Seshat being allowed in, and Harmony Magic?
I wonder how long Celestia will last, if she suddenly had to do things in "Harmony", such as only singing, in Rhymes, but the entire sentence comes out in Alphabetical Order only. The same if she tries writing, or any other communication.
How long will she last if every sentence is like this one?: every How if is last like long one sentence she this will?
And no, the magic doesn't help her Translate it into song or rhymes either, she has to come up with them on her own or else not allowed to speak. The only 'help' is the words coming out in Alphabet Order, as it is forced out that way.
With Probably the Gargoyle soundtrack:
Hzhahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahahahahhahha
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He would be too powerful!
Hey Mr Tally man, Tally me banana,
Daylight come ana I wanna go home.
Rahs, Rahs, RAHS.
I figured that was obvious with it being commented on how much she was eating AND not gaining a pound
Pretty good chapter... still waiting for Rahs to seriously start dating
Maybe arrange a week of nightmares for Celestia as revenge or get discord to make her life a musical wherever she goes. And it turns back to normal when she is gone that will drive her nuts.
I'm imagining what Rahs could do with theme music. I imagine everyone reading this chapter is imagining that, and they all are coming up with a different, amazing scenario.
Oh..... oh that..... that is EEEEEEVVVVVIIIILLLLLLL!! Well played Celestia.... well played!
I mean, Cebestia.
Seriously... this has me laughing so hard my chest is starting to hurt....
Indeed
Celestia know these siblings really well.
*looks at the tittle*
>.>
<.<
*paolini fanboyism commenses*
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suitibly dramatic but i think maybe something with a dash of comedy in adition to the drama would suit rahs better.....something similar to the rescue rangers theme maybe....they do both live in a tree....
Well yes I could setup a system to do that and have it only effect Celestia and move anyone else through the effected zone with out them knowing it. Nor would it use any form of magic and could be set into door ways and/or the ends of a hallway. Granted she WOULD figure out something was up after a couple minutes. *Thinks* you know there's this oooooone show that had the main characters find a rather interesting plant where everything was ran *whispering in to the ears of a purple alicorn the band that came with her locked in a field blocking all sound* Now this would take a bit longer to set up but I think I can make up a device that can pull it off.
Well if the musicians are real ponies, Angel can fix the issue.
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Alternatively, use Trixies 'fake clothing' spell to make the princesses wear purple singlets with the words "Twilight is best alicorn" emblazoned on them.
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Two words "Red Dwarf" vanishes leaving just a grin behind for a few fleeting seconds before it vanishes as well.
You got the apostrophe wrong. It should be hadn't
Turn about is fair play.
This reminds me of Q getting back to the Continum and summoning a mariachi band to celebrate.
So Twilight gets free music for a date if she is clever.
Or what theme do they play?