Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 6
By TDR
Flutter Bahamut,
Epilogue
Rahs stared at his sister, his gaze shifting to the coating of jam that was spread across a good chunk of the library as well as soaked his sister. He also took note of Peewee and Blakeney passed out on the floor bellies distended from too much jam and bread, and they barely made a dent in the mess.
Twilight looked over her brother who was still dripping jam adding to the mess and the bitching from Seshat.
“Plan, Light at the End of the World?” Twilight asked.
“Wuff.” Rahs pondered.
“Right too high a chance of sending Canterlot sliding down the side of the mountain onto Ponyville with that one.” Twilight grumbled. ”Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?”
“Ruff.” Rahs counted.
“Right right, where would we even get a Renamon and a digi destined around here.” Twilight sighed.
Both of them stopped as the door was flung open and Applebloom trotted in towing a wagon.
The young mare paused looking at the two jam covered Sparkles and sighed before she turned and shoved the wagon forward showing a passed out, jam coated Spike laying in it with a red bow still stuck to his face.
“Either of yah wanna tell me why my boy friend is passed out, coated in jam with one of mai spare bows ah left in Canterlot stuck to his face?” Applebloom demanded.
“Bark?” Rahs questioned.
“Right, you know where the bow came from?”
“Please, mai sister has her hats ah got mai bows numbered and ah know where ah left um all, that one was mai spare ah left in Canterlot fer when we visit Princess Luna.” Applebloom pointed out then gestured to Spike. ”Now about this.”
“Celestia.” Twilight offered noting how Appleboom's drawl was coming out in full force, clearly she was pissed.
“Ah warned him that she don't play games with her pranks.” Applebloom sighed.
The young mare trotted over to the desk grabbing a bit of paper and a pen jotting down a number of notes before offering it to Twilight who took it in her magic. She and Rahs looked over the potion description then looked to Applebloom.
“Ah Ain't gonna be part of this nonsense of yers, but ah ain't happy she used mai bow and mai form tah catch mai boyfriend. What yah do with that information is on you.”
Applebloom huffed and stormed out grumbling about how she didn't even like raspberries.
Twilight and Rahs watched her go, glanced to Spike, then back to the paper Applebloom left before the pair of them glanced to each other and grinned evilly.
[Two days later]
“Fluttershy how could you let your brother be arrested?” Fluttershy's father chided in a soft tone.
Fluttershy's mother, brute she was, was bawling that her little colt was in jail. Harry the bear sat nearby offering the mare tissues and patted her on the back.
Bishie rolled his eyes a little and continued to run a brush across Angel Bunny. The rabbit wasn't thrilled with the lack of skill the colt showed in his grooming, but he allowed it as the colt was still young and was learning.
“I didn't let him get arrested, he did all that himself and left me to clean up the mess he left of my house.” Fluttershy huffed.
Pinkie Pie had wisely fled as there had been a minor 'stare' off at the beginning of the discussion, that had ended fairly quickly after Bishie threatened to get the spray bottle.
“You were supposed to keep him out of trouble.” Fluttershy's dad offered.
“He's a grown adult, he wasn't supposed to need a foal sitter.” Fluttershy frowned. ”I have my own tasks and life to live. I can't spend all my life watching after him.”
“ He was arrested Fluttershy. What am I supposed to tell Bishie?”
“How about that one of my older brother's stupid ideas finally got him busted?” Bishie offered getting a surprised glance from the others. ”Don't give me that look. I'm eight, not an idiot. Even I can see a lot of his 'surefire plans' and ideas are of questionable morality, let alone intelligence.”
“Don't be mean Bishie.” Fluttershy offered causing the colt to roll his eyes. He did love his family but they were exasperating at times.
“Can't you use your connections to get him out?” Fluttershy's mother finally asked.
“First off I can and I tried. I was going to leave him in there for a day or two so he might learn something and I told the Guard Captain that was the plan. But evidently he was still offered a choice. To pay a fine, serve time, or enter Guard service.” Fluttershy flattened her ears. “It wasn't even a big fine, Bishie could have afforded it on his allowance.”
“No way, that's for comics and horror movies.” Bishie proclaimed.
“And he chose the Guard service.” Fluttershy's father sighed. “That's such a dangerous profession...”
“It's alright. Mister Comet Trail has told me that he's going to make sure Zephyr is alright.” Fluttershy offered.
“Well that's a relief at least.” Fluttershy's father sighed. ”Maybe a bit more rigid structure will do him good.”
( A shady pub in Canterlot)
A small booth seated three figures. The worn table had a few plates of food including a large basket of fries on it. The dim light hanging over the table only lit up the table leaving the ponies seated at it in shadow. One of them was greatly enjoying the fries as his wife had cut him off from greasy food.
The usual rough and tumble crowd of the pub took one look at the three seated there and gave that whole portion of the building a wide berth.
“So why did you ask to meet here?” The first asked.
“The fries here are the best in the city.” the second pointed out.
“I've had better.” the lone mare of the three offered.
“Where?” the second stallion demanded.
“Smokey Bobs.” the mare offered.
“Those aren't fries those are tater tots.” the second stallion pointed out.
“Same thing.” the mare shrugged.
“Blasphemy.” the second stallion huffed. “Any way you were the one who wanted to talk to us.”
“I did.” the first stallion agreed. “Word is you two are back on the job.”
“Ehh retirement was boring and after Tirek trashed the thieves guild and what the Guards did, we've been in high demand.” The mare offered.
“The group coming in this month. Are they yours?” The first stallion questioned.
“Mine yes, mares group starts next month.” the second stallion explained.
“Still think it's dumb to separate them. “ The mare shrugged.
“You just liked catching those that paired up and tried to be sneaky about it.” the second stallion cackled.
“Not true. I enjoyed critiquing their techniques, and you can't tell me that the ones that decided to ignore me and keep going didn't turn out to be some of the best.” the mare grumbled.
“Still don't know how Princess Cadence snuck past the posted Guards....” the second stallion chuckled.
“We distracted them for a box of Twinkies and a mango.” the first offered getting a glare from the other two. “Don't give me that look. It had been eight weeks already and three resets. Ponies have needs.”
“HA. Well. As amusing as it is to finally know the answer to that. What was it you wanted? I doubt this is a social call.” the mare offered.
“It isn't. After what you two did at my wedding you owe me.”
“We don't, but I'll humor you.” the second stallion chuckled.
“The snack table was like that when we got there, as was the eastern wall of the building.” the mare offered.
A photo was slapped on the table and pushed over to them. The mug shot of a pegasus stallion who looked like he was posing.
“This stallion is joining the next group.” the first stallion offered. “Guard service instead of time served.”
“Hmmm okay?” the mare offered “ And.”
“He managed to upset four of the Elements of Harmony enough to report him. One already had a restraining order. He also managed to aggravate Prince Blueblood and several other mares around town with blatant flirting and lewd comments...”
“A play colt huh?” the second stallion offered.
“... including my wife.”
There was a pause only broken by the second stallion eating a fry.
“So what do you want? I won't cause a fatal injury in my training.” the second stallion stated.
“No, with the sort of egotistical nonsense he spouts, he's clearly an idiot. Besides Fluttershy would gut me like a fish if I killed him, Ditzy wouldn't be happy either, which is more important. “Comet Trail leaned into the light as he next spoke. “I want Zephyr Breeze to be your special friend.”
The other two look at each other before they grin.
“Consider it done.” Jer'rahd Kaisur stated as Starfall Silvertail chuckled.” At least so long as you pick up the tab and don't tell my wife I was eating this.”
“That's your fourth basket of fries.” Comet Trail huffed.
“I told you these are the best fries.” Jer'rahd smirked.
Well I doubt Zephyr is going to enjoy this. Let’s see if they can make a stallion out of him.
Aren't those two part of BB's group?
New Update?
Zephyr needs a heavy paw, to become a stallion worth of something.
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They were Shining Armor and Comet Trail's Drill sergents
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Didn't this kill a wuss like Zephyr by default?
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I'm wondering how long before he wishes he taken the easy way out of it even if it wasn't free. I hope they give him the worst time though. The guy was a pain even in the show.
I stopped at the bar scene half way and reread it just to make sure those 2 were who I thought they were before continuing lol
Evil...pure evil lol
Lol
Zephyr is either going to be a dark horse quality guard or remain a little bitch boy now with PTSD.
... SPIKE! 30 bits on PTSD!
Is it weird that I actually want zephyr to improve and become a better pony out of this
Rofl zephyr you pour idiot. Your death warrant has been signed and the most hilarious way possible with the title of special friend. This should be interesting. I can already hear him scream
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50 on him coming back in a couple of seasons and kicking all sorts of ass, though I could easily see it going either way.
Geee killing him might of been nicer even if Fluttershy might gut you like a fish
* Just sits and watches as countless clones of Zephyr are burnt, suplexed, melted, brutality broken, smashed into walls and/or floors, ripped apart, and a few eaten* Bloody hell this bastard is going to be killed by the other recruits if this is what a few days resulted in Ponyville.
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Make that 1 million bits for the bet.
For some reason, I get this thought of Rahs getting Pinkie to carry around a full sized cardboard stand of R Lee Ermy just out of sight behind Zephyr for a while.
Oh, 10 bits on Zephyr needing a drink, downing one of TWilights experimental potions that Celestia has Pranked and end up turning into Maeniac.
Depends on the universe......
...did not expect him to be into jorror movies
Second comment after re-reading this chapter had Zephyr paid the fine how long before he ended up in jail once more. Bishie is probably wondering how Zephyr hasn't been arrested before this like multiple times.
alas
While I fully agree with Silver Quill that Sweetie Belle has like an 80% chance of turning into an evil super villain when she grows up.... you really don't want to piss off ANY of the CMC... they are some of the most ingeniously devious ponies in Equestria.
And hey, Zephyr might actually have the body he thinks he has after that much time as a drill sargents 'special friend'... either that or just collapse into a boneless puddle of jelly unable to maintain even basic motor function....
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Considering some of the POS examples that humanity can fall to survived and SUPPOSEDLY why I should have gone in and come out like FU!, he'll survive
Oh please do follow Zephyr Breeze threw basics?
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"You're the saddest runt I've ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Zephyr I'll
Make a guard
Out of you"
"But I'm your special friend—"
"Exactly! DODGE!"
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This is where to fun for the readers beginning at Zephyr is going through a well overdo growing up:
Oh he is D O O M E D
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I could see that but still being an obnoxious asshole just now with military training.
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It just means that you're a good person.
Heresy of the highest order!
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Aw thank you I still want him to suffer a little bit though and I also think it would be hilarious if he winded up being the glow up pony
How did she even know about that? Don't tell me she met them before?
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This is after the Starlight Dimensional tour
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It's a wonder Twilight didn't bring one back with her for research.
Ahhh... Good to see Bishe, my favorite CMC adjacent character... Wish that story would update.😥
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That's why I'm telling him to basically chug the pot, like how some people could drink straight from the bottle for alcohol.
oooh fuck poor zeph, i know enough about military training to know what it means to be your drill sargents special friend....your the fucker who cant do anything right, you are the private piles to the gunny
welp, whatever pride and self respect poor zephyr may have had left is about to be mercilessly ground into the dirt and then then set on fire for good measure...
Special friend as in hounded until everything is right and them some or 'special friend' like Full Metal Jacket and Malcolm in The Middle?
Quick note Never upset a potion Master or maker...
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Will we get to see more of Bishie? He'd probably do well with Spike and the others. Heck knows, he can probably at least keep up in the snark department, which isn't bad, considering he's half their age more-or-less.
The comment section says it all.
This is where Zephyr Tarterus begins, wonder if this straight his behavior up.
Even idiots should learn not to drop the ball all the time after this kind of training.
Or at least make the ladies more interested in him