Twilight Gets a Puppy
Season 6
By TDR
Flutter Bahamut,
Part 1
2 Days later. Fluttershy's cottage.
Pinkie Pie lifted her head slightly over the bottom of the window sil peering into the house. Her eyes shifted left, then right before she sank back down under the sil.
Another window on the second floor slowly developed a Pinkie Peeper before that one too was vacated.
A third window suddenly had a slow rising Pinkie Pie before the mare's target was spotted sitting on the couch staring into space.
Pinkie slipped in through the window, ducking completely behind a lamp before leaning out and tip hooving over to hide behind a chair.
Angel Bunny frowned and looked down as Pinkie Pie appeared under his bed. He reached down and swatted at the mare who quickly put his bed back down and offered him a head pat before she dove behind the couch her target sat on.
Peering up over the back of the couch she reached over it and set a box on the cushion next to her target before diving back down.
Her target looked at the box, opened it and then upended the entire content of chocolates into her mouth in much the same way Pinkie did.
Pinkie Pie winced and decided not to call her out on table manners like was done to her.
“Sooo feeling better?” Pinkie Pie asked still hiding behind the couch.
“Grumble grumble grumble.”
“Did you just say 'Grumble grumble grumble? Cause that was adorable.” Pinkie Pie squeed
Pinkie Pie was cut off as she was grabbed and pulled into a murderous hug by her mare friend. Well it would be a murderous hug for most, Pinkie was used to Fluttershy's bad day hugs even if they sometimes made her head blow up a little from the squeezing.
“I take it you don't need an air tight alibi just yet?” Pinkie Pie asked.
“It wouldn't matter everyone would still suspect me.” Fluttershy sighed, fangs being bared before they sank into Pinkie's mane chewing on it.
“So how has it gone?”
“Day one, he made himself at home. I know mom did his laundry before he came here and how a pony who doesn't wear anything can have that many dirty clothes to string around in less than a day confounds me. He's already managed to anger nearly all my critters, which in a way is fairly good because some of them who should have gone back to the forest but were sticking around for a handout have left. But...Harry is going to be missing for a week because Angel Bunny had to punt him to keep him from mauling Zephyr.”
“Really? He managed to annoy HARRY? That bear is still Angel's friend after years of Angel being Angel.” Pinkie Pie gasped.
Angel Bunny bounced a half eaten carrot off Pinkie's head though he was ignored.
“He's managed to eat everything in the refrigerator and some how come up with a number of excuses about everything.”Fluttershy sighed. “ He still doesn't understand why I'm pissed off that he made PETA, because it's supposed to help animals. He won't even listen when I try to tell him WHY PETA is bad. Claiming I'm over blowing it and that's all just rumors, despite the fact he knows PETA is in bad shape financially due to all the Parasprite payouts.”
“Want me to ask Gummy's mom to explain it to him?” Pinkie Pie smirked.
“No.... He is my brother and he did... try? He just followed through with the wrong thing. Evidently in a few months there should be enough in donations for him to get his penthouse again. Though he plans to rebuild the main HQ in Wilmingtrot rather than Manehatten due to some 'local misunderstandings' as he put it.”
“Should we torch the place now or....” Pinkie Pie frowned.
“ARRRGH I don't know, if we do he'll be stuck here longer, but allowing those idiots to get another hoof hold.....” Fluttershy grumbled. “I suggested he get another job like mane styling, I bet Aloe and Lotus could use some one else to help with hair. Grubber is really good but he's over worked with how popular he's gotten with makeup and hair. And that used to be a thing Zephyr did.”
“You would subject those two to him? I thought you liked Aloe and Lotus.” Pinkie Pie chided.
“I do which is why I didn't though I'm pretty sure those two could keep him in line or break him in half. Aloe is dating that Kitsune that opened up Lei Ho Foxes and that guy has some rather dim views of any one flirting with her as well as a penchant for very mean pranks to those that anger him. “Fluttershy offered. ”Maybe Lotus could tolerate him?”
“Lotus swings for the other team.” Pinkie Pie pointed out. “She's dating one of the Kirin guards, she's adorable. Smol and vicious in one package.”
“Mmm .” Fluttershy nodded gnawing on Pinkie Pie's mane more, it always tasted of fruit and sugar. Something she really only noticed once she was changed. Something Zephyr hadn't even noticed.
“So where is he now?”
“He claimed he needed some air and he went wandering in Ponyville.” Fluttershy sighed.
Pinkie Pie was silent for a moment.
“Think posting bail will be pricey?” Pinkie Pie offered.
“If Spike would have allowed me to bet on what happens to him, I could afford it.” Fluttershy huffed.
“Families not allowed to bet on family now.” Fluttershy chided. ”That includes pets. ”
Angel Bunny grumbled about that damn raccoon Blakeney ruining everything.
[On a distant airship]
“What did we have left?” Squall questioned, the big yeti grumbling a little as he looked down at the small village they were descending towards.
“We've got a letter to drop off and a couple of packages to pick up. Evidently he's got a PO box out here.” Adagio offered. The siren, turned human, turned pony was currently in her human form, evidently thinking she was teasing the yeti by walking around nude or half nude most of the time.
The joke was on her, while he might normally be interested, being dead put a fair sized damper on any hot blooded antics.
Not that he didn't look.
He was dead, not dead.
At the moment she was wearing something she called a sundress, and only the sundress claiming wearing anything under it was a waste of a good sundress.
“You might want to get changed, given where this place is they might not welcome anyone other than ponies here.” Squall offered adjusting the airship to come in for a water landing a good ways away from the docks and slowly coast up to them like a normal ship. ”I'm going to have to stay with the ship.”
It was less threatening this way and gave any one worried time to prepare so they were not as worried. The craft wasn't yeti design, but pirates were a thing.
Granted two pirate ships were no longer a thing, but that was because they were stupid and thought the little airship wasn't armed, when the thing was 10%quarters, 5% supplies, 10% airbag, 25% engine, and 50% cannon by volume.
Not to mention Squall was a very good pilot.
“Right.” Adagio grumbled already back into pony form , with her massive hair done up in a equally massive braid. The sundress all but vanished flashing a bit of plot to any one looking “You want anything from the shops while I'm out?”
“See if they have any of those cheesy corn chips.” Squall responded.
so, from what i can see, Zephyr is wandering around Ponyville, UNattended, and now the undead Yeti Demi and and Discords wayward daughter are descending toward Ponyville...oh the insurance companies are gonna be paying out for THIS one...
By volume? Good god that thing has to be 90% canon by mass!
I like it!
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nah they are at a random costal city not Ponyville
Outside of how humans are becoming more frequent(Tag should be relevant by now) this gets more confusing and complicated but love knowing I can't stop reading.🙃
I would claim NO ONE is as clueless and useless as Zephyr. Then I remember the world outside my room and I can take my pick
and YES that is VERY adorable
waiting for more
I am willing to bet the head of the guard in Ponyville will be giving Zephyr his own cell soon enough. That or forcibly recruiting him into the guard. I wonder if two ever so slightly past their prime drill instructor’s could once again be coaxed out of retirement to both make him their special friend.
I wonder if squall would stop being evil if given the chance; as you seem to be giving him the personality of 'just some guy' in these asides.
That airship puts the Hole in KeelHole.
I think the last time I saw stuff like that was the Stovepipes in Footfall.
Huh... At least he enjoys some eye candy, despite being dead.
At least she has someone appreciate her eye candy body.
Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy are adorable together.
Guess Angle Bunny is behaving himself around Pink.
They get close to Ponyville is bold, if Adagio get recognized they get in trouble. Rahs is a drama god, it happening would fit rather well.
Discord might enjoy this bit of chaos.
By now ever Rahs romantic interests had a ride with Rahs yet? Will be spicy to hold them away when heat seasons swing around... this will be fun chaotic
Since Twilight found a way to make sapient mortals familiar to keep them from aging, what is Twilight aiming for currently?
Many things have changed from canon and I wonder what comes next.
The 't' need removal
But would any blame you or actually do anything about it so long as you have enough of an alibi for plausible deniability? It's Ponyville, there are sooo many 'accidents' someone as famously inept and lacking in basic survival skills could have....
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Aria and Trixie have not yet done that with him.
Jynx jumped him at least twice, and then once with AJ involved.
AJ jumped him twice, and then once with Jynx.
Sunset and Saturnia got him , but only once when they teamed up.
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Rahs has still at least Trixie before him. A Dragonlord will most certainly not be denied I guess?
Great chapter, looking forward to the next.
What canon even comes next?
Mlp the show can be seen complete this days.
So everything you missed can be enjoyed.
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Nah this isn’t Ponyville. They are far more welcoming.
Wait, how long have Zephyr been in Ponyville again? Fluttershy said Day one and nothing else. I thought she was going to chronicle his actions. Because if he has been here more than one day, it is amazing that he hasn't run into any of the town's outstanding residents yet.
the Dead, not dead line would work better as " He was dead, not Lifeless."
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It's the same day.
Mmmm you SURE 20 clones will be enough Discord? I mean it IS Ponyville. Oh and ya the range is all set to go yes yes green blood for them. Na far easier to grow them so it's set up to drain the remains too the vats feeding the growth pods so they can spend hours venting before it's a issue.
Aww, that's nice to hear
Is this a ref to werewolves of London?
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Also a ref from way back before Aj changed where that whole damn part of thechapter was a werewolves of London ref.
I'm sure 621 would be happy to
I like this fox already
I don't remember what flutters transformed into
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flutterbat.
Or as Luna called her a Proto thestril
Has anyone mentioned that if you make an acronym of the story series' name it's the same as (T)he (G)reat (A)nd (P)owerful? I only noticed because I forgot I made a bookshelf for it with the acronym and was wondering why it was missing a T at the end.
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oh right thanks for the reminder
I'm really looking forward to all the blood zephyr will be losing soon cause his is in ponyville alone and he is a dumbass the fact he made it into ponyville is a miracle without hitting all the dumbass trees
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Okay this chapter was awesome and hilarious and all, but I have to ask how did zephyr remain the same because in the show it was implied the reason why zephyr is the way he is, is because his parents were too lenient with him this version of fluttershy's parents don't seem the type so how
I just found the line about Angel cursing out Blakeney. That has a story behind it that I really want to hear.
Zephyr Shy needs some seriouse adjustments to behaviors and common sense.
Pinkie and Flutterbat are so cute together ♡
Squall can't even enjoy snu snu? What a cruel fate...