When Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich decide that they want to try for foals and grow their family, everything is perfect… for a moment. However, as Pinkie Pie continues to pursue Cheese Sandwich with her usual fervor, he becomes worn out. Afraid to risk hurting Pinkie Pie’s feelings or inciting a manic episode, Cheese Sandwich finds creative ways to delay their marital relations so he can rest… Sex tag for conjugal encounters described through heavy euphemism, as well as biological discussion and innuendo.
Chapters (7)
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🍪 Have a cookie! There happens to be a scene sort of like that coming up later, haha!
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Now I've got to see that...
As Benny Hill said "PUT MORE MEN ON THE JOB!"
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Hahahahaha! 
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I’m not sure how effective that would be, and… no means no? 
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Don't! Stop. Don't!... Stop! 
Don't stop don't stop! DON'T STOP!
HAD TWO FAMILIES ON THE BLOCK WITH 13 CHILDREN - I KID YOU NOT!
My mom had 6 "Slacker!"
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Hahahaha! That’s amazing. I am the last of six, so I can relate.
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#2 of 6
Sounds like the Borg...
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I’m not even sure I want to know what a society would do with a nudie magazine when they don’t typically wear clothes in the first place.
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I must a be fashion genius
She can sell ice cubes to crystal ponies
Shiny always buys dumb stuff
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This always escalates so quickly, haha! 
Li'l Cheese is a boy tho...
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Don’t they have more than one kid? I thought they had several.
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...
coulda swore Li'l Cheese is their first
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I can’t say with certainty. While I have seen most episodes many times, I only saw that final once, and I have not read comics or watched Pony Life or anywhere else those kids would have appeared, so… I took a guess.
lol
huh