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Jatheus


“For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life.”

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When Pinkie Pie and Cheese Sandwich decide that they want to try for foals and grow their family, everything is perfect… for a moment. However, as Pinkie Pie continues to pursue Cheese Sandwich with her usual fervor, he becomes worn out. Afraid to risk hurting Pinkie Pie’s feelings or inciting a manic episode, Cheese Sandwich finds creative ways to delay their marital relations so he can rest… Sex tag for conjugal encounters described through heavy euphemism, as well as biological discussion and innuendo.

Chapters (7)
Comments ( 20 )

:pinkiegasp: Help I need advise on how to make foals!
:twilightblush: Try a book!
:raritystarry: Try romantic nights
:rainbowlaugh: Lots of cider!
:ajbemused: hard work!
:flutterrage: Discord ! No snapping anything we're going natural!
:pinkiesmile: So what is it?
:moustache: Sex and lots of it :raritywink: That's not romantic at all.......:moustache: Diner and dancing? YES YES YES! :raritycry:
:facehoof: I read the book...
:trollestia: You're all wrong it's CAKE!

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🍪 Have a cookie! There happens to be a scene sort of like that coming up later, haha! :pinkiehappy:

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Now I've got to see that...:rainbowlaugh:

As Benny Hill said "PUT MORE MEN ON THE JOB!"

:moustache: So It's a guy problem? Here try this...
:pinkiesad2: It's a gem stone, Do I eat it?
:moustache: No you bonk him on the head,,,
:duck: and claim him like a cave pony
:twilightsheepish: Isn't history exciting ?!
:moustache: better the bonkie then the bonker
:ajbemused: ponies usually don't ware clothes
:moustache::raritywink: neither do cave ponies
:facehoof:

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:rainbowlaugh: I’m not sure how effective that would be, and… no means no? :rainbowwild:

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:raritycry: Don't! Stop. Don't!... Stop! :moustache: Don't stop don't stop! DON'T STOP!:raritystarry:

HAD TWO FAMILIES ON THE BLOCK WITH 13 CHILDREN - I KID YOU NOT!:pinkiegasp:
My mom had 6 "Slacker!":flutterrage:

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Hahahaha! That’s amazing. I am the last of six, so I can relate. :twilightsheepish:

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#2 of 6
Sounds like the Borg... :twilightsmile:

:ajbemused: A maid outfit?
:duck: yes
:ajsmug: Should of gave her a mop and a bucket
:raritystarry:
:facehoof: All you need is a book
:moustache: playcolt?
:twilightoops:
:duck: We read the articles :moustache: really

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:rainbowlaugh: I’m not even sure I want to know what a society would do with a nudie magazine when they don’t typically wear clothes in the first place.

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:duck: I must a be fashion genius
:moustache: She can sell ice cubes to crystal ponies
:facehoof: Shiny always buys dumb stuff

:facehoof: She didn't want a hay burger... Everypony loves a hay burger
:duck: Hay burgers? I like my diamonds nibbled like hay fries
:moustache: covered with ketchup
:twilightoops:
:pinkiegasp: Get back here Cheese I'm not done with you!
:rainbowlaugh: They just went through the trot through again
:derpytongue2:

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:rainbowderp: This always escalates so quickly, haha! :pinkiehappy:

“It's a girl!”

Li'l Cheese is a boy tho...

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Don’t they have more than one kid? I thought they had several. :twilightblush:

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I can’t say with certainty. While I have seen most episodes many times, I only saw that final once, and I have not read comics or watched Pony Life or anywhere else those kids would have appeared, so… I took a guess. :twilightsheepish:

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