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headless_rainbow


I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

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Orders and paperwork flew, ponies galloped hither and thither, platoons were mobilized and immediately fell into disarray as they stumbled over each other, grown stallions screamed in hysterics like fillies, and at least one klaxon was going off somewhere in the hallways of the castle.(1) It was the fourth worst state of chaos Canterlot palace had ever been in.
Preceded, in ascending order, the return of Nightmare Moon, Discord's escape, and the time the Gryphon ambassador's wife had been overheard saying that Princess Celestia had a fat ass.

~RHJ's Alicorn Hunt

“Take it, please,” Celestia begged, though the expression on her face was ‘please no’. She couldn’t do anything else as she turned her behind around, moving shakily to all fours again and pressing her bottom against Gilda’s well-fed gut. “Please rip away my dignity, leave me humiliated, my unwilling insides painted white with your dirty seed.”

What... what the actual fuck is this?

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An anon commission.

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A literary masterpiece.

Do not eat your friends or enemies in real life. Also do not rape government leaders and take them home as your sex slave.

Your disclaimer seems to have been ineffective with twenty people. :derpytongue2:

Also do not rape government leaders and take them home as your sex slave.

A "turnabout is fair play" joke is probably in poor taste. Nobody wants to be reminded of reality while they're reading something like this.

this whole scenario could easily have been turned around if someone had implied gilda tasted like cake....there would ahve been one pudgy princess with a rigling belly then...

The internet was a mistake

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A story for which you are probably not the target audience, so why did you click on it?:rainbowhuh:
Is it fun or something? It must be, because people do it fairly often. Maybe I should try it, going to things I hate and then whining in the comments.

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So... 20 people did that? Or did you eat 20 people?:rainbowhuh:

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That would be a hilarious alternate version. :rainbowdetermined2:
But I'm probably not going to do it.

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Try living without it for a month and tell us if you still think that.:rainbowdetermined2:
Though then I suppose you might not be able to tell us that :rainbowderp:

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But could you really live without being able to make bullying comments on the Internet as a coping device? :rainbowkiss:

I don't get it :rainbowhuh:

It was a "joke" about how government leaders can seemingly get away with anything nowadays. As I said, poor taste even by the standards of places like this story.

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Now I get it :rainbowdetermined2:
But I guess it's not funny now that you had to explain it, I ruined it for everyone :fluttercry:

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Now it's 64 people!

...I was hungry

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Its an amazing power that you manage to get people to strap themselves to a chair and read your stories and cry out in the comments without even asking them. That quote is past the half-way point too.

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I had one person openly brag that they hated Celestia's Relaxing Vacation and were sure because they read the whole thing. That's a 400k+ word story... like... are you alright man? Do you need assistance?

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Maybe some people think Non-con means they have to read it whether they want to or not? I'm just kidding. I think they must actually like it but don't like that they like it.

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That's normally why people go out of their way to scream at things, yes. Like they're experiencing post-masturbation guilt.:rainbowderp:

I'm nota fan of noncon, never really have been- but the story was really eyecatching. You make all these extreme kinks so interesting to read. It's almost suspiciously arousing :trixieshiftright:

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I try to include interesting character interactions if nothing else. I know these aren't for everyone, but I try to make sure commissioners are always happy with what they get. :rainbowdetermined2:
Honestly I wouldn't mind getting more consensual or even clean commissions, but as one of the few that will write almost any subject, I imagine that will always be what I do the most of.

I'd like to see a sequel... Of one of Gilda's offspring raping Celestia as she moans and begs for more...

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A continuation would be really nice, though it will depend on if the commissioner wants one. I think they favor one-shots, but maybe you'll get similar stories in the future if nothing else.

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Damn... Thanks for the heads up!

"Gilda's offspring raping Celestia as she moans and begs for more..." (-Blackdust) with Gilda over stuffing her gut in the background......

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With more of Celestia's offspring. She has a lot.:trollestia:

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