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If you are here to waste your time hating me, here are some much more productive things you could do with your time:
1 Write a book
2 Help a charity out
3 Protest for better rights for minority groups
4 Touch yourself
5 Solve world hunger

If you are here to support me or read fucked up shit, welcome!

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Darkdemonlucifer