Somewhere, on an abandoned mountaintop, a lone pony guards the last pants in Equestria. They must never be claimed.
(Written in 45 minutes for a contest thingy.)
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shortskirtsandexplosions
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I LOVE YOU SKIRTS PLEASE SIGN MY KLINGER SUMMER DRESS POLAROID.
7d4 psychic damage
...Welp. Alrighty then.
I shall pour one out for you, Mister The Girded.
Long Pants and Implosions
None may pants this sacred place unchallenged, it seems.
Wait? They can't make more or something?!
Because Twilight wears the pants in that relationship.
...ugh. Take my like and be gone with ye.
That is a totally worthwhile reason to outlaw pants
That wasn't an explanation for why pants were outlawed. That was a cry for help concealed in an origin story.
And it's not like many ponies wore pants in that golden age anyway.
Not bad
Wellalrightythen.
Oh, of course it was.
Not really the sort of solution I would've wanted Twilight to pursue for her immortality, but I suppose it's still better than some others I've seen floated over the years.
“...AND THE PANTS WERE DEAD.”
Wait, what?
Okay. Sure. This earns a 'like'.
I will fight and die for my pants.
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Wouldn't 6d9 be more appropriate?
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you don't wear the pants in this relationship
This is very silly and i love it for that