While helping Twilight Sparkle search the Starswirl the Bearded Wing of Canterlot Castle for the time-stopping spell, Pinkie Pie gets sucked into a vortex where she runs into four doppelgangers of herself from other points in time and space. A Pariah lost between the barriers of reality requests the five pastel mares' assistance in stopping the Anti-Marenitor's wave of annihilation. The entire fate of the multiverse hangs in the balance. Pinkie Pie, however, is too busy searching for a birthday gift for Twilight.

And then Discord happens.

I blame this fanfic entirely on Ponky, the talented stalker who gave me the prompt in the first place.

Ponkified covert art also by Ponky.

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ive discovered the plan! he/she's going to dominate the featured box!


How many of these are there?!

Why, all I am asking is why?

Just that.

Everyone like these fics. I fully support skirt's domination of the feature box!

MAKE IT STOP!!! -Spike

no seriously, keep 'em coming...

..........you're giving me a bad case of story envy......

Oh god, I'm reading this now.

1196133 We are screwed... I was going to try that one day... but something more minuscule of the last three slots.

I think the same, all featured box will dominated by him

Finally, the final story! ...I think. After all, this is the first one that isn't marked complete. :ajbemused:

Don't you think you're bein' a bit of an attention whore?

Oh god.

1196161 Only to those who watch him.

WTF is with all these stories:rainbowlaugh:

Haven't read it yet, but the summary reminds me of an episode/issue of Spider-Man (Animated series from the mid/late 90s for the cartoon), where Spider-Man and various versions of himself have to work together. Anyone else get that vibe?

EDIT: Just read his LEMUR Day post, and yay! I think I'm right!

EDIT Again: Wait, he said DC...damnit.

Okay, I'll admit. That was amusing, in a "what the hell is wrong with this" sort of way.

Someday, I will print this out and keep it on a glowing pedestal in my bedroom.

Must.. not... give... thumbsup.

no! refused.


This was pure absurdity. Brilliant.

Okay, this here is ALL the random FIMfiction ever needs. Trust Skirts to be able to do such a thing up right :ajsmug:

Okay, okay, I'll give you this one.
You do ridonkulous so well.

And that's how Equestria was made!

That seems to sum this story up rather nicely.

Congratulations, sir. You have written 4 incredibly funny stories. And coming from an author known for Sads, I'm very impressed. Well done. You're easily my favorite author on this site and in this fandom.

Cheers, mate. I look forward to anything you write in the future :twilightsmile:

THIS IS SILLY:derpytongue2:

1196134 ... Look who I found.

This is now my headcanon.

This was the worst story ever. I loved it. Thumbs up. You should either never talk to Ponky again, or all your stories should be random ideas from Ponky.

So Pinkie looked into the Total Perspective Vortex... and decided to take a left. I wasn't aware that was an option.

This story left my brain in a horribly confused state of "whut", but I loved it.


I'm quite partial to In Rainbooms, but I'll agree with Pinkamena about The Princess of Limbs.

Was expecting Samurai Jack instead of V for Vendetta there... but I see where this is going. Intriguing.

Maybe I'm just newschool, but Rapunzel is totally best princess.

That is no utopia.

That was glorious. Random, yes, but with an internal logic, which is the best kind of random.

All my wat. Well, one down, more to go


Why, yes. Yes she is. :raritywink:

Also, Starswirl sounding like Liam Neeson is now part of my head-canon. :pinkiehappy:

Hahaha, this is BRILLIANT! :pinkiehappy:

It's so much fun to read, but I imagine that it would have been a complete face-walling, mind-blowing thing to write :P

Oh, and
Title unlocked: The Absurdist

Took me a while to read this one.
Was waiting for a perfect opportunity.
Trying to demolish an afternoon prior to taking a nap prior to working an overnight shift was just the right one.
Not much to say. The story was fun to read. Although I do kid of wish that Pinkie's quantum synesthesia thing had lasted longer.

At first I was like: :rainbowhuh:
Then I was like: :pinkiegasp:
And finally I was all: :rainbowlaugh:
And now I'm back to :pinkiecrazy:

so thats how she got the scroll :trollestia:

I made you a coverart for this and Ponky himself likes it :)Crisis of Infinite Pinkies

Hey Skirts, the writers stole your idea, but with mirrors. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Redheart_gasp.png

so, the pinkie we have now was chancellor puddinghat, who was pinkemenia, who was the pinkinator, who was mare do well, who was pinkie pie? Ive witnessed the creation of all these pinkies and my brain is full of fuck. thank you. :pinkiecrazy:

"I'm sure of it." He grabbed her by the tail and flung her swiftly through the portal. "Go forth to the emerald fields of Equestria and bring them ponydom’s finest creation!"

"Whoahhhh—" She flew into the portal as the bright light disappeared.

Discord smiled after her. "Bring them pink."

That doesn't sound familiar or something...


In response I have this to say. *Ahem* Pluto is clearly best princess! That is all.

dying beetles

That was funnier in more ways than one:rainbowlaugh: The 'Swirlstar the Goateed' line also had me in stitches.
Even though I have to disagree with Pinkamena - In Rainbows and The King of Limbs, especially the latter, just take longer to get into - the fic is batshit hilarious throughout. I think listening to Ponky from time to time wouldn't hurt. 5/5


1636068 It was something along the lines of:

"Bring them mankind's greatest creation."

"Bring them war."

Also. I have something to say:

Whut. :pinkiecrazy:

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