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Anything is better than church.
This was great. Still laughing.
For the record, the prompt was: Pinkie Pie goes for ice cream.
Why does it look like that?! It looks like a chop up bug??!!
I liked the dropped pretense at that point. Also the better than church line somehow had me hooked to read the rest in anticipation.
I keep thinking about your Pinkie and how she keeps the ball rolling. It's enjoyable to read; I really never know what she's gonna say.
I saw the title of this and something in my brain went 'Oh I know that what is that'
I SCREAM, YOU SCREAM, WE ALL SCREAM FOR HER
DON'T EVEN TRY 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T IGNORE HER
SHE'S MY CHERRY PIE
I haven't heard this song in so long lol have an upvote just for that
I want this on a T-shirt.
Honestly, this just seems like a typical Wednesday for Pinkie. Make a new friend, try a new treat, terrify beings from beyond equine comprehension...
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Pfft, maybe YOUR church. Mine is awesome.
Not MY fault you got the wrong religion! MINE IS PERFECT AND ENLIGHTENED AND SOON WE SHALL SMITE ALL OF YOU HEATHENS WITH DIVINE FLAMES OF PURIFICATION FROM THE GOD-ALIEN SPACESHIPS HIDDEN BEHIND THE COMET!!
By the way, he just said that it's 0ºC.
Awesome story! Loved every second of it.
What the hell just happened?
Pinkie being Pinkie, she's probably going to find an even odder ice cream salesentity on the next turn of the time loop.
Of course Chunky Monkey is the creation of Eldritch Abominations.
And I like coconut.
He, She or VROOOOOOOM?
Is it me or it almost devolved into a tentacles porn story at some point? After reading I must ask, are you OK?
And Skirt, I don't know what is happening but you are churning out one-shot after one-shot of many styles recently and it's awesome.
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Actually, 255,15 K would be about 0°F (or -18°C).
Literally every line from that perfectly normal ice cream salesthing was pure gold.
Tentacled?
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Ah, thank you for the correction. I converted incorrectly.
The battle of wits has begun. Which eldritch entity will be right? And which one will be that which is not dead but must eternal lie?
Is this an Omega Mart crossover?
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I thought it was a xenomorph
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Almost look like that, yeah.
But why do I get three dislikes??!! You should all agree that picture with the "Ice Cream" doesn't look right.
At least they avoided the taxes
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You’re SEVERELY underestimating how far the IRS will go to get it’s dues, my guy.
I've been staring at that cover picture for a few minutes and I still have no idea what I'm looking at.
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It's a picture of the ice-cream Pinkie ate
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Luckily, I have the perfect bookshelf for this story
I lay awake at night staring at the ceiling, I just couldn't wrap my head around that picture, until I read this and realized that my tiny human brain was never intended to understand or even comprehend... this?
The way the end looped around to the begining, pure genius. Thumbs up and fav.
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Also technically, if you're measuring in Kelvins, you don't say 'degrees', because it's an absolute scale. So it'd just be 255 kelvins or 255 kelvin, not 255 degrees Kelvin. Similarly, you wouldn't say degrees Rankine. Maaainly because no one uses Rankine.
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> Maaainly because no one uses Rankine.
Steam engineers everywhere are offended!
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only in places they don't use Kelvin, which is, like, what - Mississippi?
The next time I vehicle in any game at all, I will name it the dodecahedracart.
I scream, you scream, we all scream
CUZ WE'RE TERRIFIED
OF WHAT'S AROUND THE CORNER
shortskirtsandexplosions, you have such a way with words.
I'm fucking dead. Oh dear Celestia
I've definitely listened to that metal band.
Ah yes, one of those species.