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"Bucephalus" is the name of the ancient Thessalian warhorse that carried Alexander the Great into battle.

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A crossover between the popular, deranged Youtube series Charlie the Unicorn, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Charlie, in his quest to rid himself of a pair of pesky unicorns, finds himself in Ponyville. The mane six give him a warm welcome, not knowing a certain pink unicorn and his blue counterpart are waiting on the wings... How will the Ponies react to these logic-defying Unicorns?


Charlie the Unicorn, and all of its characters, are property of "FilmCow". My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, is property of Hasbro, I claim no affiliation with either.


Note: I seriously recommend you watch the Charlie the Unicorn shorts on Youtube before attempting to read this fic. It will help give you a scope into the nonsensical world I am attempting to convey here. I think I gave myself permanant brain damage attempting to type this...

Edit 20/7/2013: As of Episode 4 this fic is now even less canon.

Chapters (3)
Comments ( 36 )

This. All of this. Yes. Thank you for writing this.

That's it! I'm crossing Llamas With Hats and MLP! :pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:


Silver out!

Oh man those unicorns are in trouble now :facehoof:
You do not shave dashie's mane off and live :flutterrage:

Good lord, there's going to be more? Godspeed, you crazy bastard.

Poor Dashie :fluttercry:

Discord would get on well with those two unicorns, they are chaoticly random after all :pinkiecrazy: :rainbowlaugh:

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I'm planning on doing one for each of the mane six, but Its going to be awhile before I post another one; one does not simply convey that much insanity without suffering some sort of lasting mental injury.:pinkiecrazy:


...also I kinda prefer working on my Spiral Knights crossover, because I have an actual story arc planned out, but that's another story.

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Look at it this way, as least they didn't surgically remove one of her kidneys.

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Well, all I can say is: Go for it.

Thanks for making this and sorry for the brain damage but to tell the truth pinkie pie maybe the only ones to be able to stop them. I mean at first i thought pinkie pie and the two unicorns could get along but then i thought about it pinkie pie likes to make ponies smile but them two only care about themselves and making Discord in fact i think that's why pinkie pie dislikes discord much for the same reason here they may both be random but she cares about the ponies she sometimes annoys they do not.

I freakin love Charlie the unicorn! :rainbowlaugh:

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD This. Is. HILARIOUS. Pinkie probably knows who those two are,and did her hair get flat :pinkiegasp: :pinkiecrazy:

Anybody else getting a really weird bug where it says this story has updated in favorites, but each time you click on the favorites button, it show that you've read all the chapters?

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..............CCCCCCCCCCCAAAARRRRRL?!

Oh dear. You're going on my ever increasing read list.

Google translate:
Of course, we're not going to candy mountain, silly! "The blue unicorn exclaimed in perfectly pronounced, but terribly phrased Greek. "You must find the lost temple of Destiny! My hovercraft is full of eels! "

"Sing for us, powerful god of the Maya, share your wisdom with us! "

I'll say this once and I may say it again. Dafuq? :rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh::rainbowhuh:

+ Y U SHAVE RD'S MANE?!!

BRILLIANT!
Have some moustaches. Shut up and take em.
:moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

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Thank you, I won't spend them all in one place.

1179979
Yep, you got it. Although regarding Rainbow Dash's mane, I've tried to make it so that they take something that is personal to her, without it being scarring or permanent. Also remember that Rainbow Dash's mane is, after all, going to grow back. (Unlike Charlie's television set, quilt, lamp, or kidney.)

Who's next?:trixieshiftright: I shall stay tuned!

Oh, those two unicorns and their makeup-stealing shenanigans. I can't even imagine what they'll do to Fluttershy, and quite frankly, I don't want to know. Have some moustaches, a fuck, and some stock film of women applauding as a reward.
:moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:
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Wow! 1000 Chapter-Wide views! Thank you to everyone who has read and enjoyed the fic.

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Oh wow, I got something complete different using bing:

"Of course we're not not going to mount Caramel, stupid!" :rainbowlaugh:

I hope not, otherwise the rating on this story would have to be higher!

Oooh this is good!!! I hope you come back and finish this!!!

Also, Ring ring?

*tries aimlessly not to burst out with laughter* :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:
but you shave off her beautiful ultra-cool amazing rainbow coloured extraordinary mane, you will meat your doom :twilightangry2:
Right big Mac? :eeyup:EEYup

''El kell menni kaland.'' <--- Were you trying to say a Hungarian sentence? Because it's not the way you say it. :rainbowwild:

Someone needs to write that song.
Also, it would have been funnier if they took her cutie mark (Half kidney stealing reference, half Cupcakes one... MUHAHAHAHAHAHA. I regret nothing!)

Wow. Once again, we need another song writer, and:
Knock Knock, is anybody home?

That explains it. One of those three taught the other two to defy physics!

3091350 thats probably true and also this is just another normal day for charlie

This NEEDS to be a popular thing on this site.

Is this going to be continued?
Or rewritten to suit your "improved writing ability"?

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