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dirty little secret
I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)
dirty little secret
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Nice! Maybe, you could do one with Luna and her guards
Wonderfully done.
9590023
I try ^.^
What’s your favorite part?
9590016
I’ll leave that up to my Patreon supporters to decide...
I wonder how many times she's been met with 'But Princess, I'm married!'
9590104
She has access to the personnel records. No risk of that as long as she checks up on the guards assigned to her first.
9590031
How it’s pretty well visualized for the individual is pretty captivating. Keeps the story well involved well and through the intimate parts. Some writers get lost around there.
Someone should do a line of hot shower fics with each character
9590154 9590104
Depending on your Equestrian headcanon, even marriage might not be an obstacle for some.
9590537
Oh... Oh right. Yes, that makes more sense.
9590587
Oh, you’re married? Okay. I officially declare you divorced, as of now. Oh, don’t make such faces. There’s nothing to worry about. I’ll re-marry the two of you in a couple hours.
Down vote
9590681
Okay, happy to help!
9590636
What we're you expecting? Lol
9590682
Um ... okay?
Nice of you to take responsibility for the downvote ... but would you care to explain why? Negative criticism is always helpful if it shows me something to avoid in the future.
9590709
dam stole my line
(well not really my line oh well)
Haha! So not just eye Candy!
Is there any possibility for a sequel to this story?
I suppose she has the scratch her itch somehow.
It would have been incredibly awkward and embarrassing if an assassin had shown up while the guard was on his knees servicing the princess.
9590835
A troll. Nothing more.
Vicious to even people trying to be polite to him.
~Skeeter The Lurker
9590993
Kind of just ... candy! ^.^
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If my Patreon supporters ask for it, there will be a sequel.
9591191
And she’s very ‘itchy’... ^.^
9591356
Heh, true.
9591484
Yeah ... I figured so. But it’s always good to make the effort and try to find out why people don’t like the story.
Got 8 downvotes so far. That’s not much ... and most of it is probably people who are salty about seeing clopfics in the featured box, or people who don’t like humanized stories, or maybe even some of the haters I’ve managed to accumulate over the years. But if somebody actually read the story and legitimately didn’t like it, I’d love to know why.
9590636
Would that be more the job for an annulment?
9591554
He didn't read it. Nearly 90% certain of that.
Just another troll on the site.
~Skeeter The Lurker
9591781
Hm, yeah ... you’re right.
This cover pic makes me want to go out and get laid! It's a Sat night. What am I doing on Fimfic instead haha
9592106
It is a really good pic.
As usual with your stuff, I liked this a lot.
I DO wish there were maybe a small section -- hell, it could even be just a line or two -- where she clarified that he had a choice. I know, I know, porn logic, he was clearly willing, etc. etc., but still; when there's this much of a power difference, it can still pose an issue. Especially when it's intended to be a mutually invested arrangement and not her being manipulative and abusing her position.
It's far from a deal breaker for me, and I still really liked it. If nothing else, I can just imagine that she's really good at reading people. Again, it's just something I would have liked, to make it hit all those wholesome buttons for me.
9590682
Done!
Oh, you meant the story?
Hmm... Nah
9590835
He's an asshole, he comments this on fuckin every story. Like, all of them. I'm sure he doesn't even read them.
9591781
More like a suspension, really...
9593042
Keep an eye on me... I change my avatar often and this is but a sample of some of what I use.
~Skeeter The Lurker
9592651
Yeah ... this is a moral grey area at best. Almost enough to put the non-con tag on it, but he did want it.
Who the fuck is John Joesco?
(I have heard of a guy named John Joseco but I'm not sure if it's him.)
9593067
Possibly. Even I don't know what's next.
~Skeeter The Lurker
9591554
This story is a sweet treat. Just ignore the downvotes
9593333
Oh, I always ignore the downvotes -- don’t worry. Especially when the upvote/downvote ratio is as good as this one.
But I do want to know when there’s things people didn’t like about the story -- I’m always looking to improve, and you can’t fix a fault until you know about it.
9593146
He’s kind of a big artist, over 4000 images on derpibooru.
9593419
Never heard of him.
Though there is a dude named John Joseco who made the Ask Princess Molestia tumblr, but he is not Joesco.
(hint: watch your long description ;))
The story itself was quite lovely, I just
sometimesmostly point out typos in a very prickly way.9593445
Oh, there was a typo in his name.
9593133
So dub-con then? Fair enough. Don't think there's a tag for that, but you could put it in the description if you wanted. (You don't have to. It's light enough that most people probably wouldn't notice unless they were looking for it, like I was)
Still, that does make me enjoy it SLIGHTLY less.
Not enough to un-favorite it, because your writing is still fantastic, but enough that maybe I won't be begging for a sequel for this one. If you do one, I'll still read it, but if you don't I won't be upset either.
9593355
Downvote with good reason are welcome since they are constructiv critics but trolls are just a sad bunch
I think this would be nice if it wasn’t porn.
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Heh... If you're looking for stories that aren't porn, you're reading stories from the wrong author!
I'll still take that as a compliment, though. It means I did a good job in the non-porn parts of the story, and there's more to it than just the porn!
Princess Celestia has left the building
Princess Molestia has arrived, and she's hungry!
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Molestia is best princess.