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Rethewa
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Rethewa
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OMG, Sweetie, what have you done?!
wat
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There are only two things of note in this story.
The title says it all.
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This story contains the following phrase:
That's goddamn wacky. I approve.
This is a perfect snapshot of my day-to-day life; it's uncanny
Yes!
I enjoyed this an awful lot more than any decent person would admit to. Thanks for writing!
Hold the fuck up.
The story is called "Fishboobs vs. Ghost Penis" but you haven't written in a single pair of scaly titties yet.
What the shit.
I demand an explanation.
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I'm... unsure whether I should be telling you to get help quickly or to surrender to apathy so that your life never deviates from this
That was all kinds of weird.
The biggest thing I want to know about this whole thing: why did Adagio throw a watermelon at King Sombra in the first place?
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Because even when you're a siren who lives forever, life is still too short to not throw a watermelon at someone now and then.
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Probably one of better titles on Fimfiction, if nothing else,
I read this solely for the title alone, wasn’t disappointed.
I'm kinda hoping for a sequel. This was entertaining.
What the shit
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Dagi's a fish on the inside, so Dagiboobs are fishboobs. They're not scaly because boobs are soft and squishy and huggable and scales are hard and rigid so if boobs were scaly they wouldn't be boobs anymore.
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Glad to hear the title's doing its job
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I'm not gonna say a sequel's never gonna happen. Buuut… I'm not gonna say a sequel's ever gonna happen.
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9254045
Nice. A sequel would be very entertaining, though I don't see how you could top the title you currently have.
Fish tiddiesOkay, so that was everything I could have wanted, except for the part where they're sisters, goddammit DX
But I'll have to see what else you've done. :V
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There is substantially less incest in my other story, if you can bring yourself to stomach Vignette being Vignette
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I am not sure.
We will find out.
So good.
I love it.
This story starts off so very English. I can hear Big Ben clanging in the background when we are talking about Sombra's bell end.
It reminded me a little of when Tempest went a little London brat herself . City rat accents do suit the sirens.
But speaking of things being cheeky... Rethewa you little minx! When I read your Diary story for the contest I thought 'Well! What a splendid effort by a first time author'.
After reading this one though, there is no way this is the second story you've ever written! The writing is far too good and the jokes so very clever. Most authors by their second story trip over their own dicks.
I mean... yes this story does technically have folk tripping on dicks. But I am talking about the metaphorical dicks!
I loved the cock and boob descriptions (Clopfic when? You are already writing the sexy bits in better detail than most.) And I say psshaw to any of the squeamish. Luna x Celestia are sisters and themselves a very common ship. Why should only one pair of thousand plus years old immortals get all the fun? These sirens siblings been around for long enough time for mortal taboos to get sanded away. Besides there is no safer sex than lesbian sex. Unless you count Adagio biting as a danger.
In anycase. Lovely story, much enjoyed and was a fun silly halloween treat :)
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There were a couple lines I was hoping people would comment on, including that one
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British people have good words!
Maaaybe that's true.
Maybe "practice makes perfect" is only true for less-good people who aren't me
I haven't written, like, a full, proper clopfic yet, but, like, it'll probably happen one of these days.
I think it's just, like, totally unrealistic to think that sirencest doesn't happen, really. Like, seriously, you have the three hottest chicks on the planet cooped up in the same building, probably practicing those sexy group dances they do (Unless the synchrony and sensuality is totally instinctual for them, which... isn't not a hot idea)? Yeah, somebody's gonna eye somebody up or cop a feel somewhere down the line. Just a matter of when. And then you figure they get so good at it over a thousand years and... yeah, it's just, like, why would they sleep with anyone else? Totally wishful thinking to put them in anybody's bed but each other's.
Thankies for reading! Your comments are lovely so far, such a delightful thing to wake up to
This was a work of art. Like, it was perfect. I wanna attend one of those siren parties.
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There was a noticeable absence of fics that treated Dagi's chest with the reverence it deserves.
Huh.
I wouldn't have guessed being menaced by a ghost penis was anybody's thing, but, um, not judging?
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Worth putting up with if it meansan oppertunity to cuddle with the fish tiddies!
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Scaled boobs can be very squishy if the scales are small enough.
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Hey, like, if you wanna believe that, go for it and stuff. I'm gonna play it safe and stick with the known-to-be-cuddly scaleless sort of boobs, tho.
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To each their own.
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Little else need be said, save that this fic is absolute gold.
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Yes, it is
much sparklethanks for the comment
Read title, wasn't disappointed.