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Rethewa


Devout follower of best horsegirl

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I was trying 2 imagine what a wedding dress 4 Aria might look like, thinking like it'd b made entirely of razors or something. But then I remembered another character dressed on a similar principle, which the giant meat cleaver retroactively kinda confirms as canon?

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For added realism, it even comes genderflipped:

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I was about to comment that reading this fic was like being on ecstasy where every little nuance and object is strangely sensual. I don't think I've ever gotten hot and bothered over sweaty wallet yearning or the dubious pleasure of watching a knife penetrate the ground and.... oh... oooohhhhhhhhh

I always giggle at your stories Rethewa, you always take them in such funny turns. I think if someone put you to the task of writing a beanis story you would have Twilight make a bean-based injection to give everyone except Rainbow a cock. Then have them gangbang Rainbow in a night of debauchery that ends with her cum covered and in bed holding a rooster. Just so you can say “I gave her a cock and plenty of other cocks too.”

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reading this fic was like being on ecstasy

aww, you always leave the nicest comments :heart:

I think if someone put you to the task of writing a beanis story you would have Twilight make a bean-based injection to give everyone except Rainbow a cock. Then have them gangbang Rainbow in a night of debauchery that ends with her cum covered and in bed holding a rooster. Just so you can say “I gave her a cock and plenty of other cocks too.”

um, i mean

it's a nice idea

but now you've said publically that you thought I'd do it, so it'd be predictable if I went and did that :fluttershysad:

I would be on board with all the not-Rainbows having cocks, though. Think about how much happier Dashie would be if there were more people like her!


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omg yessssssssss

I feel like you must have set your thesaurus on fire flipping pages when writing this.

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Conjecture thusly if you deem it merited, but I do judge quite haughtily thesauri to be hollow aggrandizement for the loquaciously-challenged, and thus I feel it is a fundamental imperative for me to asseverate in the most magniloquent of modi that no such grossly onerous oposcule was employed during the inditing of this idiosyncratically verbose chronicle.

for realsies, tho, i never touched a thesaurus while writing this. unless i did and then forgot about it, which, like, i dunno, could've maybe happened but probably not I think? and if I did, it wouldn't have had pages, because physical books are like sooooooooo last-decade. nothing against them, i just don't feel like using them myself. I'm allergic to thinky-things, I just spew words out onto a page. but not like an actual page, that'd be gross. Like a virtual digi-page. You know what I mean.

Aria and Twilight is a surprisingly quality ship, though it comes second to the real ship which is Aria and knives.

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