The Things You Do

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Rethewa

Rethewa #1 · Jul 17th, 2019 · 1 · ·

I have no idea why I wrote this, but it made me giggle, so here it is.

Fylifa

Fylifa #2 · Jul 17th, 2019 · 4 · ·

“Hi,” she’d said. Your cheeks flushed, a swarm of butterflies pirouetted in merry triskelions in your stomach, and the joy of being alive lit you up with a vibrant tingle. “Can I come over?” she asked, and you almost dropped dead from excitement.

Oh Rethewa how I adore how you write things. I don’t think anyone on this site has used ‘Triskelion’ before. Do these words come to you from the ether presented by a bacon-haired muse in a toga?

You had a penis, by the way. Maybe that was a surprise, maybe it wasn’t, but either way. You totes had one. You were pretty proud of it.

Well it wouldn’t be a Rethewa story without a surprise penis or tentacle or both...

“What—haven’t you ever, you know… watched porn or something?”

You shrugged. “I tried, but I couldn’t find any of you, so…”

Clearly he has not visited Derpibooru (or probably Sunnibooru in this Sunset centered universe but same difference )

The next noise she made was like the pure essence of exasperation packed into an uuuuuuugh. It was surprisingly deep and guttural. Kind of like a cow impersonating an angry lawnmower careening backwards off a waterfall.

Have I mentioned how much I love your artistry with prose?

lazyreader19