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Pinkie's Cocaine dealer is an anthropomorphic cat named Thrilla Vanilla. Things don't go too well for him. A cursory discussion of Equestrian drug culture and policy also occurs, and also a really unfunny chapter desecrating Skywriter's character Auric. Sorry Skywriter; you didn't deserve this. Go read Skywriter's stories; they're much much better than this.
Another Dumbshotober Story. Rated Teen for drug use and abuse of the Equish language.
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This is probably near the top of the "top ten least funny and most random and banal and weird chapters I've written" list. Just, what the fuck, Super?!
And that's how Equestria was ... no, not going to do it.
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Well, I enjoyed the tribute, at least!
I feel personally insulted that you used Snowdrop rather than Snowflame, High Priest and Avatar of the god Cocaine.
That certainly happened. I think keeping the thumb ratio perfectly balanced is the best way to express my opinion of this piece.
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Who dat?
I went with snowdrop since Snow is a euphemism for cocaine, and I have another story I need to write where snowdrop runs a cocaine empire which Celestia and Luna take down.
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You know what early story of mine I would compare this to? Flutterburp.
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Snowflame was an actual, canon DC villain from the Eighties who was literally powered by cocaine. He is amazing.
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That is the absolute 80sest thing
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Thanks!
Equestria is powered by
friendshipmountains of cocaine.9875260
Exactly.
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Ponies and coke: the perfect combination
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