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Published 14th Oct 2017
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Pinkie Pie's Coke Dealer Gets Stiffed - Super Trampoline

Pinkie's Cocaine dealer is an anthropomorphic cat named Thrilla Vanilla. Things don't go too well for him. A cursory discussion of Equestrian drug culture and policy also occurs. And also interspecies breeding.

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The Prologue That Isn't Supposed to Be Here34 words
The Real Prologue, Detailing Pinkie Pie's Cocaine Usage315 words
Pinkie's Feline Dealer, Thrilla Vanilla328 words
What's a Cockatiel Doing Turning Ponies To Stone?244 words
With Actually Sincere Apologies to Skywriter347 words
The Tragic and Underwhelming End23 words

The Prologue That Isn't Supposed to Be Here

"Oh Goody! Another story featuring everpony's favorite ineffable effervescent extraordinary pony, me, Pinkie Pie!"

Pinkie, the story hasn't even started yet.

"Oopsy! Sorry about that! I just got sooooo excited, that..."

Pinkie...

"Heh. Right."

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