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// The Prologue That Isn't Supposed to Be Here 
// Story: Pinkie Pie's Coke Dealer Gets Stiffed 
// by Super Trampoline 
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"Oh Goody! Another story featuring everpony's favorite ineffable effervescent extraordinary pony, me, Pinkie Pie!"

Pinkie, the story hasn't even started yet.

"Oopsy! Sorry about that! I just got sooooo excited, that..."

Pinkie...

"Heh. Right."