• Published 16th Nov 2017
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YHaY: Set The World On Fire - PastyWaffles



The Lone Wanderer is thrown into a world where humans are dumber than rocks. This is going to be a loooong day.

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The sound of heavy footsteps and the whirring of servos took their place against the silence as the sounds echoed down the vaulted ceilings of the hallway. The hallway was adequately wide and decently tall, as were many of the doors. Alex had no problem with catching his armor or bumping his head when he walked through them. That was an occasionally problem that happened with hallways in abandoned homes or offices back in the Capital Wasteland. He was a pretty big guy, even without his armor.

But mostly, over all things, everything was immaculately CLEAN. Besides the floor where Alex had tracked dirt in, anyways. The marble floors made his armor look absolutely filthy.

The walls were lined with carefully woven tapestries, brilliant oil paintings, smoothly cut statues, and the floor had a bright velvet carpet laid on the floor in the center of the hallway.

On his way to the castle he made sure to stay away from the city itself. When he got to what appeared to be the entrance to the castle - a thick wooden drawbridge over a moat that came from the waterfall coming off the mountain - there were no guards to meet him. The drawbridge was down, but the front gate was closed. It hadn't taken much effort to push it open in power armor, but it still raised questions.

The pegasi had flown away from the battle and back to the castle, but there were no reinforcements or resistance to meet Alex. Either it was very poorly planned, or - an immeasurably more likely plan - they wanted him to come in. So, with caution, he entered the looming pastel castle. There was nobody waiting for him in the spacious front hall and he hadn't been confronted since he started walking the castle's fancy halls, but he still kept his guard up.

Now, as he approached the large wooden door at the end of the hall, he checked his compass for any abnormalities. Of course, there was. Several markers had appeared on the compass, all pointing to possible hostiles behind the door. If Alex played his cards right, he would be able to do it right this time. It would be hard, but worth it.

The door was around twice his height - he would guess around 14 feet or so - and was fancily inlaid with gold trimmings and designs. However, the hinges appeared to be made of iron. With both his personal and amplified mechanical strength, Alex would have little trouble busting the door down if it would be called for.

In light of the new situation, he did what he thought to be the best thing to do.

He politely knocked on the large door.

He waited for several seconds and watched the ticks on his compass move around as small bit. The markers remained a small to medium size, telling Alex that they either couldn't or did not want to get close to the door. After about 30 seconds he knocked again. The ticks on the compass got no bigger than they already were.

"Alright then, guess I have to intrude." Alex said as he placed his hands against the oak of both doors and gave them a heavy push. Considering their probable weight, the doors gave surprisingly little resistance to his efforts. They swung open on oiled hinges without a sound and opened to reveal what was on the other side.

Well, that would be what would have happened if what was on the other side of the door hadn't momentarily blinded him in a flash. Inside the mechanics of his helmet, two pieces of heavily shaded pieces of glass dropped down over the visor in time to prevent total blinding, but some still got through in the .05 seconds it took for the helmet to register the bright light. Small spots of changing color were still left in Alex's vision, but he was mostly able to see through the dark glass, although somewhat faintly.

The room he was in now was even taller and wider than the hallway, the walls were lined with massive marble statues and pillars of large extravagance. The red carpet that laid on the floor led down the length of the hall to a large golden...

Wait, what was that large lattice mass flying towards Alex? Ah yes, he believed it to be a big net made from iron chains.

Alex shifted his whole body to the right and launched himself with all the power his overclocked leg servos would allow him without ripping themselves apart. He catapulted out of the path of the iron net and rolled on impact with the ground, chipping, cracking, and breaking some of the marble. The net landed with a tremendous crash that reverberated through the whole chamber, reaching the ears of about... seventy or so.

A golden layer of equine creatures blocked any further view of the room. They looked like the ones from the confrontation in the gardens, just more, plus a few additions. Some unicorns in black and red armor stood on the frontlines and two soldiers in reinforced golden plate stood by another tall equine like the one he saw in the gardens. However, this one seemed to be slightly taller with opposite colors. Possibly a more powerful variant or another princess.

The situation was quickly degrading already and if he didn't do something quick it would be another bloodbath.

"STOP THIS!" Alex shouted as loud as he could, activating his power helmet's voice amplified module. He had made it, but rarely used it, so it was a little dusty and it warped a small bit.

'I need to fix that.' He thought as the heard it himself, but the current situation always came first.

"You know, maybe I DON'T want to be attacked." Alex said with intentional sass. It was useful once in a while. "Maybe I want to talk and try to avoid conflict, but NOOOO, you just want to throw guards at me seeing if they can make a dent in my armor. Seriously, DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED OUT THERE IN THE GARDEN!? THAT WAS AN ABSOLUTE BLOODBATH!!" The warp was better now, but how long had it been since he had yelled that loud? Years? Jeez, the last time was...

"DAMN YOU MAXSON!!"

...The last time he had seen Maxson, that little bastard.

"Who are you and why are you here?" Said the tall white creature. Alex got a better look at her and saw she was dressed - if they can really dress - expensively. Gold and jewels all over. Alex took his power helmet off once more so he could talk more clearly that through the helm's amplifier.

"First of all, I would like to say the standards of hospitality here are terrible. I have yet to be offered a drink. Secondly, please keep your guards under control. I assume you know what happened when a few got a little too trigger-happy."

"You have yet to answer my question."

"Fine. I won't bother you with the full details at this moment, so just call me Alex. I am a human." Alex said with as much of a curtsy he could muster in the chunky suit while carrying a heavy weapon in one hand by the front handle and his helmet hanging in the other. Grace was not one of his strong suits.

"A human, you say." Said the tall white equine, her face having a thinking expression. She turned to a few of the others and talked in hushed voices.

Seriously, Alex knew what horses were, but can these even be classified as horses? Bodies too small with heads and eyes that were too big. What were they? Some form of mutation? Alex had already given up the notion that this was still the Capital Wasteland, so it's hard to believe such a beautiful place was filled to the brim with only mutants.

"Well... Alex... I hope you don't mind answering a few questions in a more... enclosed environment." Said the tall white horse thing.

"Like an interrogation room? I'm up for it." Alex said. He could tell the tall equine didn't expect him to be so blatant, but nonetheless she motioned some of the frontline unicorns over to Alex to lead him to wherever he was going.

Author's Note:

I would appreciate it if you can call out any mistakes I made. Took me a long time to get this out.

Alex in a nutshell:

If you want to see the description of Alex's armor, check the document link.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fDa4zWaBbcLhBnRTvW3EBQerSekTigOjtf2tXFISJFU/edit?usp=sharing

Comments ( 61 )

I have to ask, are the ponies ever going to let go of the idiot ball or will it need surgical removal? Because given their first reaction ti something strange that isn't even doing anything to them is "A thing! KILL!" any sort of interaction would be pointless otherwise.

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Their actions all stem from some nervous idiot in the first encounter and most of it is just a misunderstanding. Note that Alex can wipe out a whole battalion as well as a princess by himself. I think that would make the ponies flying back to the castle a bit frenzied.

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Would you prefer no chapter?

I'm glad this is back!

Well that changed quickly

Good chapter, no errors popping out when I read it. I also like where this is going. Please continue.

Comment posted by Grave Walker deleted Oct 21st, 2018

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While the man ain't wrong, that doesn't mean we want nothing. Some people are just more impatient than others. Also, when people type this certain thing for example, it usually means one of two thing.

1 - They are impatient and or demand more content for "reasons".

2 - They REALLY like the story, and they really want more from the author.

I follow in the later. And I think NorthStar is in the same boat.

In light of the new situation, he did what he thought to be the best thing to do.
He politely knocked on the large door.

Sounds right to me.

Yay, new chapter!

9243209
honest, polite or german answer?


But thanks anyway. Have a quarter piece of one ring of a Baumkuchen for it.(sorry I may have eaten the rest while waiting.)

<Sarcastic>

Sure took your time huh? Better late than never I suppose. I've been waiting for the pones to get a good scolding after that last disgrace of military etiquette.

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Been eating salted almonds the entire time

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No wonder it took you that long! You need better food.
Sooo, more cake. and german beer! Or Rum or mead or something.

Now have some Bratwurst and beer.

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Supplemented by memes

Yeah, this is sure to end well. Xp

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Even if it didn't he would probably mop the floor with them

Longer chapter, and good, really liking this so far. Also add mentions of the lore, maybe later twilight or somepony gets curious and ends up scarring them mentally with the horrible stories he knows. Try and get it detailed.

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I was planning on it

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Alright, I just love when someone pays close attention to the lore (I'd like to hear him mention a few things from fo1&2) and tells of a legend or the back story of said item, and suggestion don't have him as knolageble as the storyteller.

The Church of Fallout wants their money back for this waste of hard drive data. This crap sucks chicken asspipe.

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Da Comrade! Join my new group, Soviet Power Supreme! We will revolutionize FIM with memes, stories, and badass drinking parties! What say you, Comrade?

9243209 You have to have some level of dedication as an author. From what it seems to me, you seem to be completely spacing out on your story at times, if the update schedule seem to be any indicator. Hell, you even have another story you haven't updated in nearly a year!

To me, this only means two things, as I don't really know you:A lack of interest in the story, or just having a writers block. I'm going off and assuming a lack of interest, based on the update schedule and your attitude towards people on new updates.

If you don't like the story in your head, that's completely fine. Maybe it really does need a rewrite to you. Or it is simply not your kind of writing.

I'm just happy its finally been updated

I like the look of t-51b the best. Having the winterized set in fallout 3 literally made the game for me.
Also, I totally agree with the whole Lyons outcasts. New brotherhood is major jerkfest. I always use the mod that let's me spare the railroad in fallout 4

Will you continue this story?

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At a point, yes, but my writer's block is being very difficult

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I would like to know what mod you used to get the equestrian emblem on your T-51 power armor...unless that's not your picture, sorry about that.

Comment posted by FirewaspRambo deleted May 7th, 2019

dang it now i got to wait for the next chapter....if there is a next chapter knowing that 90% of the storys on this fimfiction had not been updated in years

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Do you still have writers block? I'd be willing to help brainstorm with you in a pm if you want.

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Nah, near the end we found that the humans were able to chitchat. Just not in Equestrian. THANKS DISCORD

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I will continue at some point. Writer's block is a bitch and it hurts to see this story wasting away.

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If I could make a suggestion, even if you complete a chapter don't post it. If you can write a few chapters you can post one and keep one or two offline for a while to give yourself time to work. I'm not entirely sure if this method will work for you, but it's done wonders for me.

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I have already thought of that. Currently my interests are focused on my work and schooling, but I work on it when a creative spark.

What does YHaY mean? I haven’t read the story yet btw, as FimFiction said it was similar to my not approved yet Fallout Equestia story. :twilightsheepish:

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It stands for "Your Human and You", a sub-universe created by MadMaxtheBlack. There's a link to the group page in the description.

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What’s it like? I may be interested.

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Like I said, there is a link in the story's description.

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please update.

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Give it time. I'm working on the chapters ever so slowly.

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