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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Comments ( 46 )

I agree with everyhting about this story.

Haven't even read this yet and I already know it's worth a like.

Ha haa, classic Bendy

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In what why did you enjoy this story?


7602417

Well, I hope you like it.


7602414

Which parts in particular?

Your long description is very blunt.

7602463

I gotta be careful, I might kill someone from laughter one day.

I want to insta-upvote it, but the count is at 7-7...

7602475

That's likely to change though anyway.

7602477 Yea, someone else downvoted, so I can upvote XD

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Have you read this romantic futa pony x human story?

Bro, just reading the short description, somehow I KNEW you wrote it even before seeing that it was you haha.

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Yeah... I'm some what predictable in my summaries.

Do you plan on reading this monstrosity of a fan fiction?

I'm always scared to read a Bendy story because I always have a massive laughing fit.

7602490 Not yet, I'm writing another chapter of Cost right now. I've started doing some fetish stuff, like micro. It's pretty fun, actually. That and I'm actually keeping a plot running for it. Always fun to see people be shocked that a smut story has a story.

I'll get to it, that's why its on my read later.

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I shall keep an eye out for that.

Please let know your thoughts once you read it.

I wonder where your apparant fascination of ponies with giants futa penises going up humans', preferrably males', butts, as evidenced by how much you seem to write about it.

Or in other words, I wonder why you write so much about futa ponies assfucking human males.

Also, not wanting to take a penis up your butt gets you called a gay faggot, while taking it makes you heterosexual, go figure.

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I wonder where your apparant fascination of ponies with giants futa penises going up humans', preferrably males', butts, as evidenced by how much you seem to write about it.

I want to make fun of some stories, that's kinds where it comes from.

Or in other words, I wonder why you write so much about futa ponies assfucking human males.

I find it funny where a futa pony wants to bang a human male up the butt and he doesn't want her to have sex with his butt.

Also, not wanting to take a penis up your butt gets you called a gay faggot, while taking it makes you heterosexual, go figure.

It's just a stupid joke, which I personally find very funny. I know it's a very poor taste of humor, but I think it's funny.

Good thing I prefer mlp humans.

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I don't care what anyone else says, Bendy, you're hilarious.

sexfully? Really?

Bendy, never change :rainbowlaugh:

"I was totally a gay faggot for being such a pussy by not taking your penis up my butt like a true manly, heterosexual man"

best apology ever! XD

God dam it bendy. I just read the story title and know that you are the one who wrote it. Keep doing gods work.

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It's Zapp Brannigan's awesome word. I love using it.


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Thanks! What did you enjoy about this story?


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I'll try, but I need to change the story every so often. Can't be the same level of stupid all the time.



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I honestly was laughing my ass off writing that line.

Any other parts you liked?


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Glad you enjoyed it. Was there any part in particular you liked?

and you lived to tell the day

Lived to tell the tale?
There was also a bit, loud horsey sound escaped her lips, pretty sure it was supposed to be sounds.

I can't get over futa mares calling a guy who won't take it up the butt a faggot. It kills me.

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Thanks for that, now both fixed.

Well... it makes sense by the futa mare's point of view. I wish more stories would write about futa mares the way I do.

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You've managed to find the perfect line between parody and shitposting, and between funny-absurd and "fuck this" absurd.

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definitely my favorite, i think second would be how spike is described, cause its funny and true! :rainbowlaugh:

Why do i even bother to try and take you seriously??? However these stupid no plot storys bring me joy, in some weird sick way

This story immediately appeals to all of my interests and will be fapped to first thing tomorrow.

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I guess because you find them funny?


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Please let me know your thoughts once you read it.

7606575 I wouldn't say i found it funny, even though I do find my self laughing sometimes, but only when a joke is made. I just find them entertaining that all:pinkiehappy:

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I came. I cried. Sometimes at the same time. At one point I'm fairly sure the fluids got mixed up and went to the wrong exits. That part wasn't fun. I'm still cleaning away the "crust" and I've now got protein stains running down my cheeks.

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Was there any part in particular you liked?

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I liked the part where I came. That and I laughed when it didn't fit.

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Of the story?

What the fuck did I just read, and you made me read?

Good job, Bendy.

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What did you enjoy about this story?

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"I was totally a gay faggot for being such a pussy by not taking your penis up my butt like a true manly, heterosexual man"

This was my favorite part. Had to stop reading for a bit because I was laughing too hard.

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Do you agree with his statement?

7628596 Of course I agree. I'd be a horrible person for not thinking that.

Hahaha, you beautiful bastard XD Good show with this, I evened out the like bar for you :P
Keep it up man XD

i lov it, Glad to know im not the only one who straight out calls spike a bitch.
10/10 ign

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