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Captain_Hairball


A Warning to Others

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this i'll have my eyes on I hope it turns out slightly funny though

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Son, if you don't think Rainbow Blitz getting a splinter in his tongue licking cum off the floor is funny, I don't know what I can do for you, 'cause that's about the level of discourse around here.

“YOU WILL NEVER, EVER, AGAIN, ASK ME TO ATTEMPT TO KILL YOU WITH MY PENIS.”

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not the best thing I have read but still the premise does entertain me so a like you get:)

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One day I will write the best thing you have read just watch me.

May take a few years of practice though. :twilightblush:

7406148 let me rephrase what I said I did find that funny I hope it keeps a comedic level about it

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Jesus Christ. Thanks for another round of laughter.

“Oh Luna on a stttiiiiiiccck!”

So... the Princesses are still Princessy, here? :twilightsmile:

Oh my god the penis-murder thing is literally (figuratively) killing me :rainbowlaugh:

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OH NO! I have failed as an editor! :raritydespair:

Swishy Belle came through the door levitating a tray in front of him. “I made you breakfast!”

:heart: :heart: hohmigoodness he's perfect can I have him.

“Oh. Um… thank you. It looks… edible?” Which was a lie.

:rainbowderp: . . . Oh. Oh, well, maybe not perfect, but still. He tries! And he's cute as hell!

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:facehoof:

In my defense they DO know she exists! But they should really blaspheme locally. Fixed.

Is clop supposed to make me giggle this much? Cuz I'm giggling a lot, here. :rainbowlaugh: :heart:

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Yay! I like to engage the full range of emotions. :D

Scotch if you need help you need only ask I would happy to

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Scotch if you need help you need only ask I would happy to

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Maybe he’d give a little deepthroat. The colt hadn’t meant any harm, after all. He just thought real sex was like porn, the big silly.

Omgggg that is the. sweetest. thing. :heart: :heart: :heart:

“I’m a nasty filly,” said Scotch, affecting a little bit of a lisp. Wow. He was really getting into this gay thing.

YAAAASSSS!!! YOU GO, GIRL!

3 way? Always thought blitz and "Wanda" would would have like a back and fourth thing dissing each other then bucking on the side.

Fun fact my name was DJ-col7 before

“Scotchie. Scotchie. It’s all right. You’re overreacting. Take deep breaths. It’ll be okay.”

:heart::heart::heart: Best sister. But also, OH MY GOOODDDD TELLING YOUR BROTHER THAT HIS BEST FRIEND RUTTED YOU IS THE WORST POSSIBLE LIE YOU COULD EVER TELL.

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I'm sorry I made you such a good in this one then, your highness! :twilightblush:

“It’s the best,” said Swishy, taking his foreleg in hoof. “C’mon up. We’ll play.”

Someone forgot to close their italics tag... :twilightsmile:

Oh wow it italicized the sidebar too! :rainbowlaugh:

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Oh gosh I don't know what went wrong! :derpyderp2:

"Sibling Incest"? I thought Incest had to do with siblings to begin with. Clearly I'm wrong.

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You are, actually! A sibling is a brother or sister, but incest is sex with any blood relative! Or possibly even non-blood relatives, since the linked definition speaks in legal rather than genetic terms. So you can have cousin incest, parent-child incest, grandparent incest, all kinds of incest!

Now you know, and knowing is half the battle. :trollestia:

Scotch ground his hips up. Shaft to shaft. Ball to ball.

Ohgod what? Nobody told me there was gay in this! :pinkiegasp:

This was very silly, and I approve. :rainbowlaugh:

Damnit I laughed too hard and everyone asked what it was about... I dont think they believed my lie, they saw the bulge...

Scotch lubed up and flapped up into the air. His nose barely reached to the big stallion’s withers.

Is Scotch really that short in comparison to Scoots?

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It's meant to be Buck, here. I don't have the brainpower to untangle to the orgy and see if I can make that clearer tonight. :derpyderp1:

Thanks for digging the deep (and gay) cuts! I really like this story especially. :twilightsmile:

Good story but would be better if you had an editor to help you out.

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Edited by Cerulean Starlight & Rasael.

I won't tell them you said that. :trollestia:

I don't know why your stories have so many dislikes, this was one of the comfiest storied I've ever read on this site.

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Well. In this case. The reason is GAY. :D Seriously I get almost all my DVs on day one; I don't think the people who do it even read the story. :rainbowlaugh:

“Cor! He’s a right natural!” said Treble. Scotch glanced up to see the earth pony staring at them. Breakdown pointed emphatically at the TV screen. “Oh, right. Sorry mate. Here, let me skip ahead to find a blowjob bit.”

Aaand now Treble will forever sound like Angus, from Dragon Quest VIII.

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