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Lucky Seven


Someone full of fun, Do me 'till I'm well done, Little Bo Peep, Coming from my stun gun ♫♫♫

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Twilight recruits Starlight to help her test out a new spell.

Things go horribly, horribly wrong.

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Majin Syeekoh
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This seems oddly familiar.

7098576 Perhaps

I mean definitely

Don't move! She can't see us if we don't move!

You know, I shouldn't be surprised by stuff like this anymore. In a small way, I still am. Like, goddamnit, Twilight! :rainbowlaugh:

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You should ship your avatars.

Because dinosaurs.

A pony who becomes a dinosaur... That is classic. Also I was about to call out Jurassic Park's flaw in paleontology facts but then you pointed it out in the author's note. And yes it was more amusing when we were clued in on just what was going on. Thank you for the funny read about my two favourite things, ponies and dinosaurs.

Starlight, you're 25! GET A JOB! STOP BEING A DINOSAUR!

I haven't even read this but I will say this.

Why?

7100825 I answer question with question.

Why NOT?

I hate this site sometimes.

7101257 That makes me feel so warm and fuzzy inside

7101159 Yeah I know, but still!

boi that was the best oneshot I've ever read

“Actually, I just remembered that the Tyrannosaurus Rex’s vision relies on movement. “If I remain still, you can’t see me once you turn away and then turn back.”

Ah yes. Jurassic Park's famous line of bullshit. In hindsight anyway.

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The line is legitimate in-universe. The t-rex had gaps in its DNA filled with a species of Red Frog that's vision is based on movement, as explained in the book.

Fun fact, the Tyrannosaurus Rex actually had eyesight that was about 15 times better than that of a human's!

Measured in what? Resolution? Sensitivity? Resolution times sensitivity? And how do we know?

And that was how Starlight Glimmer became the first dinosaur to hold the position of Mayor in Equestria’s history.

Pfffft :rainbowlaugh:

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