Cole hated the world he lived in. He wanted to leave forever. And got what he asked for... Sort of. He did leave earth, but where he ended up was even worse. There were ponies, rainbow colored ponies everywhere! As it turns out, ponies are afraid of humans, especially grumpy humans.
Celestia decides something must be done to cheer the poor man up, so she calls in a professional.
Pinkie. Pie.
Can she melt the iceberg inside of Cole's heart? Of course she can! Pinkie can make anything happy... Right?
Note: the dark tag doesn't mean dark comedy. The dark tag is to show that, although this is mostly a comical story, there are dark subjects discussed such as suicide and depression. I will do my best to treat them with respect and tact.
There is no sex in this, just sex themes.
Editing by the wonderful OkemosBrony
Adorable Art by: Quere
So far I like what I read and I look forward to seeing where it goes
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Awesome! I'm glad!
Great as always!
I like it
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Why thank you!
6942344 when is next update planned?
I just hope it wasn´t Celestia who helped him to Equestria, just something I don´t like, I think there was no real reason.
I believe I start to understand this story, and it is not bad, maybe actually something really good.
Till now I´m happy with it.
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Don't worry. That's stupid. I'm not stupid... I think
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I'm glad you're happy with it. Because I'm about to get into the juicy stuff
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1-2 weeks. I'm sorry. I'm a tad busy in real life so idk exactly
6944268 rather fast huh? Well in this story it could actually work, but I want to know it before I see the next chapter.
Is this supposed to be a clopfic, or just a rather mature, and long story?
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I don't intend there to be clop in the main story. I may do a skippable explicit chapter as a separate post. Maybe u was a tad optimism with the timeline... We'll see how quick I work
This promises to play with sanity and stress like a cheap toy until it breaks apart into plastic flour. Definitely enjoying it.
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I'm so glad you're enjoying it! I'll do my best from here on!
Hurry the hell up with the update. I just got here, but this hasn't seen a new chapter since it was first made 21 weeks ago.
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This was one that sort of fell by the wayside in lu of other works. I swear it will happen one day. I honestly really like this one, and I hope I can see it fleshed out.
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I don't see anything else that currently requires work. Now hurry up, I don't have any bananas.
I would like to have a new chapter please.