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Crystal Moose


Brony(eeds) a coffee... http://ko-fi.com/crystalmoose

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Twilight Sparkle is perfectly happy with her dateless Hearts and Hooves Day. Just because all her friends have dates and she doesn't. What does that matter?



Inspired by something I heard on the Bronycon Shipping and Romance panel. So you can kinda blame scoots2 for this, but only barely.

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Da Fuqs, it's what I do best!

You are one sick puppy, you know that? :derpytongue2:
Also:

Making their way downtown, walking fast, shotguns a blast, they were homebound.

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I play that song. :rainbowlaugh:

I had similar idea once, but I called it brain worms

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I was kind of surprised this one passed moderation as a Teen story. I was skirting the line towards the end, I think.

Also, come play minecraft with me. You don't need to do that "school work" or anything. That's crazy talk! Come and join me in building the gayest little villages!

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1) Yes, I do need to do schoolwork. I need to finish this stuff and get it out of the way if there's going to be any chance of me getting back to TCE or DaD.
2) I'm staying far away from Minecraft. Aside from not really getting it on my first try, I don't need another game to get immersed in.

That was awesome. And it explains so much.

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Somehow, this remembered me of one episode from Mutant Rex :rainbowlaugh:
The episode was cool but this screams WTF?!?

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Gay little villages!* That is all I need to say. Actually, my wife gives me the same reason when I tell her I will buy her a copy of the game to play with me. She says she needs to "look after our daughter", whatever that means.

I think it is a game best played with others, as it is kind of a social game, really.

*And by gay I mean both extremely happy and also extremely homosexual, because apparently loving little villages and decorating them is 'gay'.

6594852 I'm sure you'll eventually find an adequate deputy for your gay little villages, but it ain't gonna be me, I'm sorry to say. :fluttershyouch:

That was a real kick in the pants at the end there.

“I just don’t know what went wrong, bitch!” New-Twilight spat.

my life is over

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