• Published 28th May 2012
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Big Mac the Gardener - SwiperTheFox



Big Mac has to "pollinate" an unusual plant in the Everfree Forest.

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:rainbowhuh:OOOOOOOOOOOkay then


I AIN'T EVEN MAD BRAAH:rainbowlaugh:

That was a special kind of ending the kind that makes me say

wat

662082 i always use that gif
especially on swipers stuff

The Principality of Zeon approves. :eeyup:

this was a cute ending
big mac's kids will take over the world!
maybe make a sequel where another pony has to polinated Mac's child thing
and see how well he takes it
and junk

M E

Well. Now I am confused. Good job, Swiper.

Prince of Fire Approves :eeyup:

:raritydespair: "What about me Big Mac? Don't I have a go at it?"

I would like to say that even though it is somewhat weird reading about a male having 'fun' with a plant. I give this a awesome sauce of 10 of 10 :pinkiehappy::rainbowkiss:

It's a story about Big Macintosh having intercourse with a dying flower, and having his "offspring" populate the Everfree Forrest. It's strange as hell, but ends with an even stranger feeling of... heart-warmness.

I'm conflicted. I really am. Good show, regardless.

As others said, this is surprisingly heart warming.
Also, that flower sounds really attractive- it's strange how sexy this was and how sweet the ending was.

663005
Well shit, I guess I was a little distracted bracing my mind for plant sex :pinkiecrazy:

I don't know what to think abot this. I think I'll upvote just so maybe it leaves me alone

I shall give this 5 moustaches out of 5 :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache: and a YAY because i really love it :yay: :rainbowkiss:

And soon the plant extends all the way to Sweet Apple Acres and kills all the parasites. At least thats what I thought would happen.

Ah well. Still a good fic. For this you get 4 Pinkie Pies and a Derpy :pinkiesmile::pinkiesmile::pinkiesmile::pinkiesmile::derpytongue2:

Thanks for all the comments! It all means a lot to me!

I was really going for something on the heart-warming side, so I love that you all picked up on that! :raritystarry:

I just tweaked a little bit in the ending. It felt wrong to have the plant go without Mac saying a last goodbye, so I made that clear. (I just added, I didn't remove anything).

*hugs*

Ah, you already posted this! I am so behind on my reading.. :twilightoops:

Seriously Sir Swipealot, I don't know how you do it, but you consistently take subjects which, when written by literally anyone else on the internets, I wouldn't touch with a ten megapixel cyberpole (from behind 7 proxies), and then write them in such a way that I can enjoy them. You have like a magical talent for injecting squick with actual heart and sexy goodness. (I.. don't quite know what kind of cutie mark that'd give your ponysona, but I bet it'd be awesome.)

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go talk (dirty) to my plants.

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ME GUSTA!!!!!:pinkiehappy:

Definitely weird, yet heartwarming. I really liked this story.:eeyup::twilightsmile:

umm okay i didnt under stand that at all (probably because im 12):ajbemused:

840736 Well now you know what a clopfic is, and now you know why there are mature tags on websites. Sometimes, the maturity comes off much more in fics than it does in regular adult materials.

Anyhoo, fantastic fic Swiper, and exactly what I'd expect Mac to do too. Which suits this down to the ground. (I made a funny!) :eeyup:

Many more Mac's are deserved for this.

Okay... Um... Wow. This fic gave me the weirdest boner EVER.

Nopony can beat THIS fetish...

0_0
what the fuck?

I think the ending would have been 'better', if the ''offspring-plant-thingies'' of Big Mac... since 'they' are from him, and are kinda related to him and ''the apples'' and stuff... that the ''plant/flower(s)'' would have started to eat/kill the magic bug infestation, you see ?
Like... some sort of 'Thank you, father'.

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Funny thing... I had left that open/unresolved so that I could make a sequel, but then-- as is usualy for me-- I got all caught in tons of other ideas and whatnot.

I should think about sequel stuff soon!

I like it, short and simple. :eeyup::moustache:
Amazing work!

My reaction:
:rainbowderp::applejackconfused::rainbowhuh::rainbowkiss::pinkiesmile::twilightsmile::rainbowlaugh::twilightsheepish::pinkiehappy::pinkiegasp::fluttershysad::raritystarry::raritydespair::raritycry:
the ending was beautiful!!!

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Thanks for reading! :eeyup:

that was actually... toutching.

I'm confused now.

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It's meant to be touching!~

Meet a giant plant, like a Mac! :eeyup:
Fuck her pearls out, like a Mac! :eeyup:

Jokes aside this was well done story that was both cute and sexy, also touching.:twilightsmile:

No Big Mac and his plant daughter incest? :fluttershysad:

ehm. . .OK :ajsmug: cool :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

dawww that was the sweetest thing ive ever read (about ponyxplant) i give you 5:eeyup: out of 5 :eeyup::eeyup::eeyup::eeyup::eeyup:

My brain is running a hundred miles a minute because of this story...
I don't know whether to be sad, happy or if I should make lewd jokes.

One thing I do know, is that I'd like to see more. Whether it contains clop or not, I don't care. But this managed to be a PonyxPlant story, with a good plot.
I never even thought I'd even read something like a PonyxPlant story.

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