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Scygnus
I mostly write porn. Very very slowly. Deal with it.
Scygnus
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................... what the fu-?
Well, that happened. If Fluttershy is going to do the same to all her friends, is she going to turn Twilight into a library tree? Nymph Twilight would probably never leave.
that movie reference tho
well, you have my interest!
Kin-kyyyy.
So Fluttershy finally got her wish of being a tree. Why is that so memetic anyway?
WHAT THE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL?
Is that a Little Shop of Horror reference? Good stuff so far.
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I'm terrible at coming up with titles, then this one struck me and I just had to do it. May make a filk of the song at some point if I'm feeling particularly inspired, for an omake with the villain from Fern Gully or something
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You'll see~
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I don't know. I didn't even watch that episode but once. Much like Twilicane, or the ever-infamous OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAND! it's one of those jokes that should've died a slow, obscure death but instead punched the reaper in the face and rode a rainbow over the Disc singing Sinatra songs. And I have no idea where that metaphor came from.
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Welcome, fellow perverted pones! Hope you enjoy the ride!
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Look ma! I broke another brain! I'm so proud.
This should be interesting...
You have just the best sound-effects department.
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I can't really take credit for that one. Lifted it from "Life, the Universe, and Everything." The Krikkit ships, if you'll recall.
6361734 Hey, Douglas Adams is a pretty good SFX department...
I like where this is going.
Really like where it is going, as a matter of fact!
Do please continue.
I just imagined RD standing up and announcing it loudly.
I really like your story so far, I can see this story being both a fetish clop fest and some interesting slice of life storytelling.
I wonder what kind of fruit Twilight will grow.
While not the worst thing i have read this story did disturb me a little.
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How so? The 'Invasion of the Body Snatchers' aspect? Just 'these fetishes disturb me?' The drug use?
As of this sentence, I am devoted to your every word.
Edit: Douglas Adams? So that's why it seemed familiar. Still, you clearly have a good taste in references.
This is probably my third most favorite MLP:FiM fanfic. I may have to draw something for it.
I believe there is a missing L
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I'm curious, who am I under? (giggity) And feel free.
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Thanks. Fixed. Note: I don't have an editor checking this before I publish it. I've written enough it's not 100% necessary to have someone look it over for mistakes (at least on relatively cheap clop) but I'm not going find every typo, so I'm grateful for the assist.
You should add HD edition to the title, because if it's going to be crazy, then go all the way.
...How did I miss that Mahou Sensei Negima reference. I am ashamed of myself for not realizing Twilight was clearly dreaming about Library Island.
HA! Nice. Personally I wish there was a bit more inflation (because I'm predictable like that), but excellent chapter nonetheless.
Hahah! That bit with Celestia reminds me of a fic by Idiotcornball where Twilight has to give Celestia a report and all she's got is a dick-growing spell.
Also, because I'm a dummy, I'm gonna need to ask what exactly Spike meant about Rarity being around. Damnit, me!
Great chapter, can't wait for the next one
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Just wait~
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I've read that one. Also, I meant to be subtle about that bit (because there are enough fics about it that I don't want to beat that poor dead pony more) but read these three passages and you should figure it out:
Can't wait for more.
It was so good!
I loved it heh, excelent use of a smell/musk fetish.
Please do continue to write installments for this story, i would love to see where it goes with Twilight the next morning... Maybe fluttershy will lure her to become a dryad.. Hmm.
6575979 Okay, that's what I thought. So it's about Spike's longevity as a dragon and Rarity's shorter pony lifespan.
please don't abandon story, such good story, very continue
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Look at the blurb next to my name. What does it say?
That said, I do almost have enough for another chapter, but it's all banter and innuendo. No clop. At the very least, I'll probably wait until the chapter after is good and started before I post the meandering one.
6889967 ok very very slowly gotcha, no problem, it's worth the wait, however I got that message and I'm like... oh god does it say he's dying of cancer what does the blurb say?! I'm going to end up feeling like an asshole, things went.. better than expected.
Anymore?
Celestia seems surprisingly chill about all this, though I guess being as old as she is, she's seen dryads before...
So... RD is back in action now? Poor Ponyville...
Huh. Good to see another chapter, I can't help but want to read Twi's report notes though... :)
I like the idea of Celestia going through Twilight's raw research data. Wonder what else she read in there
My favorite porn story updated, oh it's a non clop chapter, I can read it before bed.
My life is very odd...
Please. Do keep writing this. It is most interesting and hot.
Love this story, can't wait for the next chapter. Keep up the good work! ^^
...yes. all of my yes. Take it. Take it all.
More or less my reaction.
Do you have a pot of coffee? "
" Yes sir . Sixteen ponitas . "
"How much for seven tamales ? "
" Twenty ponitas . "
" Twenty-eight habits ? "
" Thank you sir ! Have a nice day! "
"Thank you!"
For some reason I wanted to translate this
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For extra fun, try translating the chapter titles. They're in Latin via Google Translate
(excepting the first one, wikipedia gived it to me.)
Also: "Twenty-eight habits?" Isn't quite right. Bitos was my attempt at 'Spanish-izing' bits. Also not sure what I was doing with my math, except maybe a currency conversion. 16 + 20 = 28? Wut?
Also also: I promise I'm still working on this, though I've been distracted by various things. Some days I can't write at all. Other days I get inspired and write up and entire deity/culture entry for a weekly RP... in the space of the week before it starts.
This is so ridiculously weird I almost want to read it. At the same time, I kind of don't.
you messed up the italics tag here.
I have to admit, this is one of the very few clop stories where the actual plot interests me almost as much as the clop. Good job!
Though it looks like you've had a formatting fail. at least, I'm pretty sure 80% of the chapter shouldn't be italicized
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Rghslhglshglks fixed.