Bendy
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Instant favlike without reading it just cause title and plot.
....Jesus...i know, i know why someone put the fucking human fetish tag.
Fetish about star actors fuck to pony.
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P.S: Kill yourself.
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god damn it bendy...
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Justin Bieber, if you commit xenocide...
We will find you, and make you drown in a pool of OUR PONY AND HUMAN CUM OF LOVE!!!
I think you broke my brain, I can't picture this evil monster.
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Can a summary really determine whether or not a story is good or not?
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You seem very upset over a stupid pony fic.
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You no like?
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Burn them in holy fire.
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I'm not sure how to respond to that.
5725880 I just trust you this much to burn my braincells effectively. :P
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I internally overdisscribed him. I can barely picture him myself. Though, if anything he'd look somewhat like this these guys: http://lotr.wikia.com/wiki/Great_Goblin
5725880 I'm drunk. i read over 1000 pony fic. my fucking brain is hurt. so yeah. you can say that, You story is good, i even learn the fucking Equine anatomy- pussy , alots da thing. Like, what is bestiality. no kidding. i am asia, i don't know much a weird words. I don't know how I feel about this.
On one hand, I am sickened bit curious of fimfiction knowledge of the subject. But on the other, I am pretty grateful that I learned this. On my left foot, I'm sickened that I'm grateful of this knowledge of horse penises and vaginas, and on my right are the stains of AJ's mare juices...
Somebody help me
Wait....What? My brain can't function anymore
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Sorry. Was this story so mind numbing?
Oh boy, this is gonna be one of those...
CB reference, I c wat u did thar.
I have to say, the more I read about your aliens, the more I thought of the Vogon's from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
All in all, it is what it is, a one-shot crack-fic that's existence is only to make punch-happy people laugh at 3 am... or 6 pm, if you're like me and laugh at anything at anytime. I laughed, gg.
5726052 More Like Mind Destroying
I feel like this author read a lot of Daniel Pinkwater but didn't really understand it.
what the hell did i just read? is this what it feels like when your brain blocks information to save itself? im scared
Wait, bendy? As in, the same Bendy on My Little Brony on Cheezburger with the Rarity fetish? If so, that explains why
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I feel distubed and amused!
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Not gonna lie, this was a beautiful trollfic. Also....
Is it sad that I laughed my ass off at this part?
Double heresy.
Its.....BEAUTIFUL!!!
BYOUTIFUL!
There are so many levels of humor... I can imagine a troll-black-comedy, independent episode being inspired by this masterpiece of satarizing the 'bemusing' niches of the fandom. Well, if the world had it my way anyway
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DEFEND! DEFEND OUR HUMAN FETISHES, FOR THEIR HANDS MUST FEEL AMAZING! AND IN ALL PRACTICALITY, WOULD BE QUITE USEFUL IN A VARIETY OF INEVITABLE APPLICATIONS! SUCH AS '
MASSAGES' MODERN WEAPONRY, WHICH WE WILL NOW USE IN DEFENCE OF OUR FETISHES! FOR OUR SEXY FETISHES!lh3.googleusercontent.com/-99me3X2kWS8/VNJvFu3WDDI/AAAAAAAADE8/uowaDrshHyQ/w720-h480/6284__animated_shining-armor_cadence_guns_princess-cadence_ponies-with-gunsf.gif
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All my words for this.
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I made fun of every alien invasion movie there, didn't I?
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Indeed.
Also human x pony is best romance.
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Indeed, it was.
I'm glad I made you laugh.
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No. I used to be named Rush on this site.
5728756 This is a actual thing.....I can't upvote enough.
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"Michel...what the hell did you force me to read?!"
-Sam Spade
FOR THE EMPEROR!!
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What is an actual thing? Please elaborate.
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A friend of yours made you read this?
5729980 This story I meant.
5729980 No. It was a reference to an old comic-book that nobody read.... Sorry. I'll just have to figure out something else to type. funny stuff by the way.
If this had been more subtle I would give it a fav and a like.
As it stands this is clearly something you pumped out while drunk... or high... or both...
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Hahahahaha!
Bendy! This is beautiful! Faved, liked, watched.
Captain Kirk liked and faved this.
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Sober at times, drunk at others.
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Thanks, Pusspuss. I'm glad you enjoyed this story and become a new watcher for my profile. I hope you like my other stories.
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And also Zapp Brannigan.
5734246 I would've found the end funnier if the aliens turned into latino american pool boys, but that's just my opinion. Still pretty funny though.
I wouldn't say this is falling in love, but~
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They bang them, don't they?
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True enough. Hang on, let me fix something...
There we go.
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what is that from? Adorable Woona.
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what fun is there in making sense.
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Are you kidding me?
Google it.
Google's you mom.
Ask google how to find you answer.
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the what now?
5740228 Hint: somepony say Premier alexander romanov to name's Yuri. and Tale As Old As Time - J
I wish MLP was traditional cel animation