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What's that, you say? A new chapter? Oh hell yes!
Bring on the awkward pony motor functions!
Ahaha that ending was hilarious, I like the direction the story is going, I'm hoping eventually The Protagonist gets transfer'd to a Pony body of his own and can live with everyone else happily And sexily I feel like that would be a "Happy" ending to this fic, and I can't wait for him to learn how to fully walk and explore everywhere.
Ah... Now he really gets introduced to ponyville.
That ending...
"Where's yer gamin' skills, son?! KILL IT WITH FIAH!!!!!! Then serve salad. "
Poor Ace can't get a break.
such is life in pony land
Yet another gem of stupidity from our lovably retarded protagonist . I love how you manage to get these ideas that are so ridiculous, yet still sound like something someone might believe. Do you actually know someone that thinks like this, or do you come up with them yourself?
Also, dat ending
Another fun chapter. Love that cliffhanger!
The part where Sweetie was literally asking for it.... I lost it.
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6419671 I.. Feel a tad dirty reading that part. It perfectly portrayed her innocence, and I don't know how I feel about that.
... Nah, who am I kidding? I loved every word!
...Well it can't be Tuesday, yesterday was Thursday, so today must be Friday. Huh. Well I suppose Tuesdays can't be reliable, if anything else. Never did get the hang of Tuesdays. Still, Friday morning plantbeast that was so kindly quiet prior to opening the boutique's door. Perhaps it's merely saying 'Hello', 'Good Morning' and 'Look at the sun!'. Perhaps it found a golden bag of fertilizer and is looking forward to the grand adventures about Ponyville. It must be completely fascinated at all of the oddly tiny ponies milling about- and look now! That must be the welcoming party, oh how exciting!
Since when did the Orokin touch Equestria? I know they ruined Earth with their "Genetically modified weeds" as Hek would shout at the top of his...whatever replaced his lungs. I seen those in the Everest sector, but I was certain they were incompatible with non-tropical climates.
6420962 I just like the fact that you're talking about Warframe.
But seriously, I think it's just another random plant monster.
Rarity like: "NOPE!"
Also, stuff. i can't write for the love of me...
6422315 I get what your saying. I really do. I'll just hope for the best.
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Ah yes, CUTIE MARK GARDENERS YAY!
I was just basking in the loving portrayal of the almost-motherly relationship between Rarity and SB, when suddenly Sweetie Asks For It. Sigh... I guess with this fic you gotta take the cringe-inducing with the heart-warming.
But really, the way Rarity fills in for her nonexistent parents is beautiful.
That ending.
OC: "oh yeah...something about this seems familiar..."
Rarity: "OH SWEETIE BELL! Your memories ARE returning! But you just wait here and let me and the girls handle this."
OC: "Wait...I DO remember! Aw, shit! HENTAI!"
But... It's not even tuesday! Crazy shit only happen in Ponyville on tuesdays...
Or at least it only does in my headcannon...
Rarity ish screwed or maybe the OC is.
What does that even mean?
You know, the fact that Sweetie is in her head, alive and well, makes this fic really enjoyable again. It's also hilarious, and sexy, what they talk about. Sweetie Belle begging to clop is adorable in a twisted way.
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Go to derpibooru and search "ask fapplebloom, rarity"
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Yes, she's in quite a spot of trouble alright.
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It's not rape if it's an accident! ...right?
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Tis the season, but I wouldn't be too concerned. The town isn't buried in foals, after all!
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It's interesting how point (3) applies equally to women as it does to men. (1) and (2) are the same point. What I find interesting is that while rape that results in pregnancy is usually bad, the feelings of shame and horror at having been raped are very much taught to us as a social construct.
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soda kills you through three factors, blood sugar, dehydration and fructose. I don't think there's anything quite as effective as soda at delivering those health wrecking three. The high amounts of sugar digested super fast due to lack of a single trace of fiber put huge amounts of stress on your insulin producing pancreas, and acidifies your blood which dissolves calcium in your bones, causing diabetes, tooth rotting, and osteoperosis. The dehydration is twofold: first because the high sugar content means your blood has more water in it than soda, so water gets sucked out to even the osmotic pressure, and second because you feel like you're drinking something, so you don't feel thirsty afterwards despite having become more dehydrated. Caffeine also dehydrates you inordinately. Chronic dehydration can lead to tissue degeneration, kidney disease and worse it can put your body into a water conserving panic, which means water retention, which means useless pounds and obesity. And third, as if sugar isn't bad enough, fructose, or sucrose, is just about as healthy for you as its calories in alcohol. It can only be digested by your liver, and unless your muscles are oxygen starved at the time of digestion, the digestion process produces copious amounts of the lowest density lipoproteins, aka bad cholesterol, as well as some other nasty molecules which cause leptin resistance. Leptin being the chemical that allows you to not feel hungry, incidentally. A fatty liver can be quite lethal, and soda is very good at causing that to happen, right up there with energy drinks.
Human bodies are remarkably resiliant, and it can take years or decades for metabolic syndrome to set in, but I am quite sure that soda does kill you, more than most other substances you could put in your food hole.
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I've been writing a little, just CloudFlare started blocking me from coming here! Didn't really want to spend the time to find another way to come to fimfiction. Currently, it refuses to save my story chapters about 9/10 tries, due to timing errors in the complex javascript they use here to submit posts. So, I'd rather be spending time writing. Or more likely going another day without writing anything, besides silly comment replies. ...darts off and writes a sentence there, I accomplished something! *700 more words fall out* Oh, um... oops.
I think the protagonist might be delusional with regard to sweetie, she's not actually there, and is making excuses to get out of proving she's real.
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It's still there in an unpublished chapter. I'm not sure if that means you can see it or not. I haven't the slightest idea how to set a password, if that's necessary. You can also find some links to more of my stuff that isn't quite here yet, on my user page.
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I've heard of stories with Sweetie as Rarity's daughter, but... oddly never an orphan. It's an interesting notion, certainly. And you may have been the first to come up with it! Hurry and write a story about it!
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OKAY SWEETIE BELLE WHO IS CERTAINLY NOT A MAN TIME FOR YOUR GYNECOLOGY EXAM HERE COMES THE SPECULUM
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Sometimes what feels like it shall be your most mountainous accomplishment produces little more than a few plops in the bowl.
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There's a difference between finding someone's wallet, buying luxury items and wrecking their credit, than finding someone's wallet, buying yourself lunch because you're too poor to afford it yourself, and then apologizing afterwards. Is it really so obvious that asking every pony for help would solve all her problems, as opposed to making things worse?
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Alright, sorry for taking your time. If you ever have trouble solving your problems on your own, I just want you to know that I still think you're a good person, and I wouldn't hold it against you.
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It was either that or rhyme buried with worried.
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Or maybe it's Twilight's light spell, which is purple colored.
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I'm sure it'll be any minute now! Aaaaany minute....
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Well, I would have made her a champion of justice who selflessly sacrifices for the greater good, epitomizing the nature of a noble and inherently virtuous humanity, but it was more fun making her a reject who failed society's uncaring expectations, with poor self control and an inferiority complex the size of Texas.
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Are you sure, because when I look at it I mostly see a lot of staring off into space, with the occasional plot, or plot.
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It's not his size that counts, it's how he uses it!
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Oh I had forgotten where that word came from...
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I sure hope not. I'm 16 chapters in and not even a week has passed!
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He will get all the nuzzles!
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There's so much I want to do when she's fully ambulatory.
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You know it.
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I'm sure Sweetie Belle would love your cooking.
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I'm trying to give an impression of someone's unfiltered thoughts, which may be incomplete, confused or even downright crazy. Without making it totally unreadable of course. So on one hand yes I was trying to write that in a way that doesn't explain enough to make sense, but on the other hand there is a grain of truth to it. Perhaps if the main character were carefully composing a thesis for presentation, she would make a lot more sense than if she just had a random realization in her head at the social ramifications of sexed bathrooms. Or perhaps she would still sound crazy to you. I guess we'll never know!
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So fucked up, but so hilariously fucked up...
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Sure thing, just soon as I finish all these comments, and revise it again, and wait for the story post button to respond, and try again a half dozen times before it takes.
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What many don't consider is that innocence and discretion are polar opposites.
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Every time I see one of these I want to ask that if you found yourself in her position, would you always make the right choice and not make mistakes due to being scared shitless? She has some serious trust issues, but she's also living every moment in an alien body, in an alien world, and everything she thought she knew was certain has been thrown into disarray.
But yes, it's definitely the wrong way to do things. The right way would have been to tell Twilight while she had the chance, possibly taking her aside so Rarity doesn't freak out. And also to never be tempted by the curiosity of what it feels like to masturbate. Talk to the princesses, learn everything's safe and nobody's going to react irrationally. Or you might end up being like in Celestia Hates Tea and everything goes straight to hell the moment you open your mouth.
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Oh I think Ace is going to be fine. He's just a little stymied by her abused behavior.
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It's Thursday.
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I have no idea, but I'm sure it was really dramatic.
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Now I have some idea! But still not much of one. It's not a random plant monster, but whether its nature is a reference you'll just have to wait and see, or check my user page for in progress stuff.
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She had to gently close the door, too.
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Garbage Day!
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Oh sure, just because they sicced a giant plant monster on Ponyville once now everyone points the hoof whenever another one shows up.
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Oh you're gonna hate chapter 21.
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Seems like she's fucked, along with the greater population of Ponyville!
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Well uh, Tuesday had a cucumber and lettuce sandwich for lunch?
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Everypony's gettin' A BRAND NEW CAR!
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Just, for instance I have to wait for the emoticons to load every time I want to use them. The Save button doesn't really work. It's just an overly complicated design, and they run into edge conditions a lot. Needs a simple API.
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It just killed me how long it took to get to that point. I wanted to tell everyone it was no big deal and she was fine, but I just had to write the darn thing.
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No Sweetie Belle, you are the demons
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How the hay do you colorfully swear to Princess Celestia anyway? It's already a pretty colorful name!
6473573 Holy mother of quote! That is seriously the longest comment I have ever seen on this site.
... does that mean a new chapter is coming out shortly?
Also, damn dude! So many email notifications! You know you can edit past comments, right? No need to delete and resubmit them. Seriously, my in box is flooded now! (yet I'm oddly okay with that)
Edit: and now I just noticed you kept getting errors posting. Sorry if I sounded like an anatomically correct pony penis for a moment there. Didn't mean nothing by it.
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(3) is on how it's physically dangerous for the woman during the act. You say it's the same for a man? You saying an average man is physically the same as an average woman?
(1) and (2) aren't the same point because in prehistoric times there were no social or medical services. In modern day, it can be argued to be the same.
By simple dint of evolution and physiology, absent the trappings of civilization there's no equality here.
The shame and horror is the cultural construct added on to the evolutionary rationale. Humans like to weave stories around things, give things meaning.
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I think the difference is one of moral philosophy. There's a reason why Sloth is one of the 7 cardinal sins. Your view it seems is "Why is sloth in there? It's not deadly! So it's a sin now that this person is less courageous and intelligent than the you in an armchair?" While many ppl's view is "The main character in this story illustrates exactly why Sloth is a cardinal sin."
BTW, Dinky, it's a testament to your writing that DustTraveller detests your character so much by understanding him so clearly. And even at the apex of his loathing he acknowledges he's hating on the character. I'm not saying authors can't share their characters' opinions, but it takes skill to confound readers on whether you're speaking your heart through a character mouthpiece or you're just that good.
DustTraveller, Quantum Castaways remains awesome. I will wait forever.
6473585 I've seen longer. Granted, it was a broken link adress that was literally longer than a short story, but it was longer, so... Yeah.
6473573 Argh! Wall of replies and I am heading straight for it at 90 miles per hour.
*smack*
And now I have a big red square on my forhead and a cracked cellphone screen. I really should have bought the package with the airbags. . .
You are absolutely right sir/madam. That is indeed a lot more crazy than a random monster attacking. I bow down to your superior wisdom.
*mutters* Cucumber and lettuce. . . You need at least cheese or ham to make that work. . . Preferably both, with some red or yellow bellpeppers. Yum.
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Hahaha, XD I laughed with every answer, the fact that you answer to every comment is awesome and the people really feel more involved. Thanks for being this awesome. ;w;
6473573 Ah, yes. That little idiot we all tend to have, and usually learn to suppress (even if he gets loose at times). I've certainly had those moments where I thought of something so stupid I had to stop and ask myself if I really thought it. You definitely succeeded in portraying it
What, no cantaloupe?
One usually italicizes foreign language. Also, raison d'être.
Yes!
book
Wonder how long before he'll realize he's got a lifeline for reading along with the amnesia now.
UUUUUUUM! Continuity check here. Sweetie Belle cut out a gold cape and expressed her distaste for sitting around while Rarity works in "Sisterhooves Social" aka Season 2 Episode 5.
From what I've gathered so far:
>Luna is new to being back in Equestria so we're prior to "Luna Eclipsed, which is Season 2 Episode 4, so Rarity shouldn't remember anything from the episode directly after that.
>Rarity doesn't recognize the description of Discord, plus she's saved the world only once, so we're prior season 2. Rarity definitely shouldn't remember anything to do with the Sisterhooves Social.
>The Clubhouse hasn't been renovated yet, so the fix up they did during "The Show Stoppers" hasn't happened yet, so we're prior to Season 1 Episode 18.
We're clearly mid season 1, and you've done splendidly so far, but this is most definitely not something Rarity should remember!
The show episodes are NOT in order. To take just one example, Winter Wrap Up is before Fall Weather Friends. Also, in Secret of My Excess, Spike says it's his first birthday in Ponyville, so it has to be less than a year even though it's a Season 2 episode. Bird in the Hoof is Celestia's first real visit to Ponyville, so it's probably early July even though it's episode 24. I could go on, but you get the point.
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...Let's just say I desperately hope your character's views on rape in no way reflects your views. Saying pregnancy resulting from rape isn't all bad, implying that the victim only suffers because they let themselves suffer, and implying the mental trauma is just a social construct and not something equally if not even more damaging than the physical trauma. Yeah, I hope this is just poor wording and/or not a view you share with the character because wow