Twilight reads an EXCITING book! Join her on this literary adventure!
"Jumbled has won at FIMFiction" - Syeekoh
"Well, we know that whoever approved this one is the weak link who allows the trollfics" - hockeygoalie1992
"Bumblebees taste like fruit juice" - Shalrath
"I have achieved enlightenment. I am weeping tears of terrified joy."-TOW
"This is one of those things that makes you want to bury the claw end of a hammer in the writer's genitalia." -Mythril Moth.

Chapters (117)
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Comments ( 750 )

That's a lot of chapters....:rainbowkiss:

... why would you do this?

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

12/10 #rekt

So that you can slowly read a book with Twilight and keep her company. :twilightblush:

Dat ending:rainbowkiss: I like it!

Protip: download the story as .txt and read it in one go.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

5025627 Nuuuu!

Ull rune DA speriense!

5025616 For the glory of Satan, of course! :pinkiecrazy:

That's our Twilight. :twilightsmile:

and now must had to get back to her book.


Yes, all of the meta.

Seriously, having to click and load a next page each sentence?

The horror of the book knew know rest.

knew no* :derpytongue2:

Best chapter. The entire story can be summed up in this chapter.

you might just pierce the heavens

I see what you did there.

“Someone just end this already.

Missing a " :derpytongue2:


Oh, wait, there it is! :rainbowlaugh:

‘Necromancy and all of its wondrous uses!”

Single quote and double quote. :derpytongue2:

Why are you doing this? Who hurt you?:applecry:

Lovecolt slams head against the desk as he prepares to read next chapter.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

5025688 YES! YES!


Only one of us should be in agony tonight.”

Lovecolt rubs his temples as he opens medicine cabinet.

She almost wished she hadn’t burned the book so that she could repeatedly punch it over and over for being so miserable to her.

I'm enjoying this way more than I feel I should be. :pinkiehappy:

How is this my life?

Why...?! Is...?! This...?! Story?! Meant...?! To...?! Annoy...?! The...?! Living...?! Crap...?! Out...?! Of...?! Me?!!?!?!!?...

You know what? No! I refuse to. You don't own me, Jumbled.

a tear falls from Lovecolt's cheek as he clicks next chapter.

(or her when she has the extra bits)

Ohai, Syeekoh. I recognise your handiwork.

Oh, now you want me to listen to you? Screw you, I'll wait only if I want to.

Majin Syeekoh
Story Approver

5025746 I did not write that.

I wrote 89 to 99, that's it.

Lovecolt looks up from his computer and stares out his window. It is raining. A sparrow flies over the lake. Freedom... Sweet freedom.

Motherfucking faved.
What a ride.
Don't you ever do anything this dumb ever again. :twilightangry2:

Calling it. She can't push it away for more than fifteen seconds.

That was totally fifteen seconds.

Lovecolt slams book.

How? How is this even in the chapter designated for Necromancy?

You know what? This

5025780 is the greatest thing

5025783 ever. I don't think anyone

How did this story suddenly turn into a mirror?

5025789 will be able to top this,

5025795 no matter how hard they try. :trollestia:

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