• Published 19th Sep 2014
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Twilight slowly reads a book - Michael Hudson



Twilight reads a book.

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Chapter 117

And there she sat, for hours, reading about how paint dried.

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That's a lot of chapters....:rainbowkiss:

... why would you do this?

Majin Syeekoh
Moderator

12/10 #rekt

5025616
So that you can slowly read a book with Twilight and keep her company. :twilightblush:

Dat ending:rainbowkiss: I like it!

Protip: download the story as .txt and read it in one go.

Majin Syeekoh
Moderator

5025627 Nuuuu!

Ull rune DA speriense!

5025616 For the glory of Satan, of course! :pinkiecrazy:

Seriously, having to click and load a next page each sentence?

Majin Syeekoh
Moderator

5025688 YES! YES!

ALL OF MY YES!!!!!

Why...?! Is...?! This...?! Story?! Meant...?! To...?! Annoy...?! The...?! Living...?! Crap...?! Out...?! Of...?! Me?!!?!?!!?...

Majin Syeekoh
Moderator

5025746 I did not write that.

I wrote 89 to 99, that's it.

Faved.
Motherfucking faved.
What a ride.
...
Don't you ever do anything this dumb ever again. :twilightangry2:

This describes the story.

All of the story.

The greatest and most random story I've ever read. And probably for all time.

Majin Syeekoh
Moderator

This fic is truly the fic that has pierced the heavens with its majesty.

The horror of the book knew no rest.

Truer words were never written. Only read up to this point so far, but I will finish. (It's a matter of pride now!)

5025971 And admit defeat to a story?!

This takes dedication to write, and to read. And it's inspired.

5025996 Way ahead of you.

5026006 I did this in half an hour waiting for my next class.

5026021
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That is the best thing I've heardread all day.

5026034 Isn't it beautiful?

5026041 I made it to "Chapter" 4 before deciding my brain hurt.

I take it you disapprove of books? Well, I have something for that: GO, RAPIDASH!

5026089 They are all one sentence.

Dear Princess Trollestia, :trollestia:
I am happy to report that your stupid book is dead. :twilightsheepish:
Somepony accidentally cast a fire spell on it. :twilightoops:
Your faithless student, :twilightangry2:
Twilight Sparkle. :facehoof:

5026088 I think this fic was quite beautiful :rainbowlaugh:

5026098
Oh, don't get me wrong, I love books.

When they're hardbacked and in my hands, no one Woona-damned line at a time!

...or is that how all books are?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARH! :pinkiecrazy:

RAPIDASH, USE STOMP. ON MY HEAD. :twilightangry2:

This story needs a sequel. I'm thinking:

"Twilight Slowly Reads War and Peace"

5026107 Sorry. this was supposed to be a trollfic actually.

5026108 I still need to read that.

If there is one story that I would recommend to every FIMfiction user, it would be this one. If only because this is what every FIMfic story should be: perfect.

5026120 Well you kick my ass in followers, why don't you promote it? :twilightsmile:

5026110 Oh, I got that no problem. :twilightsmile:

It's just me and hockeygoalie screwing with each other.

Though the philosophical questions "What is art?", "What is a book?", and "What is a story?" require the careful attention of--

:twilightangry2:

--er... Princess Twilight?

...never mind; I see she's busy reading a book...

5026132 Sounds about right. Originally it was going to be one word a chapter.

5026139 You would have really overdid it if you went through with that plan. Still, great story.

5026089
If you think about it, it's just basically a short as hell oneshot... with a tonne more clicking. :pinkiecrazy:

5026159 Sorry. I work for Walmart, so at least I;m not attempting to make my bosses wealthier.

First allow me to say that I am literally amazed at the tenacity and determination it took to write this book in this fashion. Having that said, here's my review of it:

Really. That actually sums up my feelings quite nicely. For all you innocents, heed my warning: NOTHING HAPPENS HERE! Save yourselves and do not get sucked in to this pit as I have! If I could, this is what I would do:

Of course, here's the reaction I expect to receive from this comment (and I honestly can't resist the hat trick trifecta :twilightsheepish::rainbowlaugh:):

Best story, 10/10 - IGN

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