It was little more than a few weeks before everyone had settled into a routine at the Great Clock. After breakfast in the early mornings was service hours for Neftin and research time for Twilight and Vendra (though Nefarious sometimes joined in for that), with Ratchet tagging along to keep an eye on the girls. This lasted until lunch time, at which point the group split differently. Ratchet, Nefarious, Clank, Qwark, and Neftin joined Orvus, Alister, and Kaden for 'Guy Time', which generally involved some sort of sporting event. Twilight, Vendra, Angela, Sasha, and Talwyn joined Vasshir for 'Girl Time', which varied extensively. Girl Time could be anything from a tea party, a pajama party, a visit to the spa (the first time accompanied by an explanation from Orvus as to why a facility originally meant to be run by primarily incorporeal beings like the Zoni even had a spa), or watching the boys making a fool of themselves in the sporting event of the day.This lasted until dinner, another group meal, before everyone split up for 'Couple's Time'. Twilight went off somewhere with Nefarious, and Ratchet would spend time with Vendra comparing notes about their lives, generally in the company of Angela, Sasha, or Talwyn. During this time, Kaden, Alister, Vashiir, Neftin and Qwark would join Orvus and Clank for some gentle relaxation, and knowing chuckles when Vendra joined them because whichever girl had been hanging around that night had dragged Ratchet off 'for a nightcap'.
Overall, the routine was both relaxing and comforting for everyone involved, only deviating on weekends for 'Family Time', when Nefarious took Vendra and Neftin aside for their own bonding, often culminating in Vendra's appointed 'therapy' sessions. As most of these involved Nefarious alternating between babying Vendra or simply letting her talk, they were both relaxing and comforting for her, though she couldn't tell if they were actually doing anything.
Of course, every routine has a few hiccups.
Ratchet turned with a smile to Vendra. Over the course of the time they'd been talking like this, he'd seen more of what he'd noticed when talking to her on the prison ship: that behind the cold, vicious exterior she presented to the world was a passionate, vulnerable young girl who desperately didn't want to be alone anymore. He couldn't help but see his younger self there, and once the veneer of hostility from being enemies had fallen away, they'd bonded quickly as friends...and the seeds of something more could already be seen to be blossoming as they became more and more comfortable with each other.
However, he had noticed that she was becoming less and less open as the storytelling reached the end of the first battle with Nefarious. Vendra seemed to be withdrawing into herself, and according to Nefarious had been less enthusiastic when it came to inventing with Twilight. "What's bothering you, Vendra?" he asked pointedly. He'd learned by now that beating around the bush with Vendra led to either uncomfortable innuendo or a shouting match, and had taken to being very direct. She seemed to appreciate that, and often reciprocated in kind.
"We're...coming up on a part of my life that...I'm not looking forward to reliving," Vendra responded with unusual circuitousness. "Something that...well, things could have - and maybe should have - gone a different way. Got some...negative feelings about-"
"When you tried to contact Twilight for help but she was 'on vacation'?" Ratchet clarified. "We found your audio-diaries scattered about at the orphanage."
Vendra sighed and nodded. "Yeah. I know it's stupid to hold that against her now, especially after everything she's done for me." She gave Ratchet a 'look'. "And don't even bother trying to deny she was the primary drive in 'saving' Neftin and I."
"Wouldn't even think about it," Ratchet responded readily.
Vendra nodded. "Even so...it could have been fixed so much sooner...and then so much pain would have been avoided..."
Ratchet sighed. He didn't want to spoil their time together with this, but he had to point out where she was wrong. "Except that if I'd taken Twilight to the Polaris Galaxy to meet with you, I'd have immediately shown up on Tachyon's radar. He was still trying to kill me after all."
"Okay, I guess there's that," Vendra allowed dismissively. "But we could have communicated. If...if I'd talked to her back then, maybe..."
Ratchet lowered his eyes. He really didn't want to dampen the mood, but he couldn't let this hang between Vendra and Twilight. "It wasn't a vacation," he explained softly. "It was a mental health retreat for her." Seeing Vendra's eyes lift in surprise, he began his explanation. "See...not long before that was when the plans of one Gleeman Vox went into play-"
"The Dreadzone?" Vendra asked quickly. "We got the story from the tourbot Neftin snatched for the museum. What does that-"
"Twilight was in there," Ratchet interrupted. "Alone. And...between that, Bogon, and the Technomites...well, she can't stand being alone anymore...ever."
"Technomites?" Vendra asked, confused.
Ratchet rubbed his face, steeling himself to relive this part as he explained it to Vendra. He only hoped she could handle even hearing about it.
A couple weeks after that fateful conversation, Ratchet wandered the halls of the Great Clock alone. As he'd expected, Vendra had taken the story of what Twilight had been through...hard. It was probably a couple of steps back as far as her therapy, but it had removed any division between her and Twilight. The two were as close as could be now, to the point Ratchet found himself wondering if he'd be competing with his own daughter for Vendra as a possible 'harem member'.
"Ratchet," Clank suddenly spoke up next to him, "Sasha has requested your presence in Virtual Station Iota. She said you should make your way there with all speed."
Nodding absently, Ratchet made his way to one of the 'holo-environments' that Kaden and Vashiir had found so appealing when they first began their retirement here. Sasha often made use of them to simulate environments for when it was 'her turn' to drag him off for a 'nightcap'. He chuckled to himself as he made his way there, smiling as he was certain he would be in for fun.
As he entered, he was unsurprised to find his clothes altered to Cazar traditional battle garb, or that the environment was a 'traditional battle ground' from Cazar itself. It was one of Sahsa's favorite environments for 'fun', starting with a battle and ending in...other things. What did surprise Ratchet was to see Vendra and Talwyn - both also in traditional battle garb - on a balance beam above a mudpit moving back and forth as they struck at each other, with Sasha watching on, her crossed arms covering her more than anyone else was in the traditional garb.
"Uh..." Ratchet began nervously. "What is..."
Angela gasped for air as she climbed out of the mudpit. "Sleepless...damn it. Why aren't I used to having my tail back yet?" With a groan, she rolled out of the pit, mud still clinging suggestively to her, providing her only somewhat increased modesty beneath the binary sunlight beating down on them all. As she sat up, the mud already began to dry and flake away. "Definitely should have been training..."
"Angela, what is this?" Ratchet demanded in confusion.
"Cazar courtship traditions when it comes to Prides," Angela explained as she stripped mud from her hair. "When a new mate is added to the Pride, all prior mates engage her in hand to hand combat, with defeat only coming from being knocked into the mud. Who is victorious determines the pecking order amongst the mates, so there aren't any debates about turn order or anything like that. I fought Sasha this way when we first met once I told her I was there to join your harem, and we both fought Talwyn this way once it was plain she felt the same way about you we did."
Ratchet blinked for a time. He'd known many Cazarian traditions were based in ritualized combat, but this one had slipped by him. "O...kay..."
"And since Vendra's the fourth now that the Courtship Moon has ended, you'll be expected to 'welcome' her as soon as her place in the order is determined," Angela continued. "With the three of us watching."
"...what?" Ratchet asked hoarsely.
"Oh, don't worry, she's totally okay with it," Angela offered quickly. "When she explained this all to her, she said the Courtship Moon could be repeated until she was ready, but she said she was ready now."
"...and if I'm not ready?" Ratchet asked, though not with much conviction. Seeing all four of them dressed - or as Vashiir had put it when she'd first seen this garb, 'not dressed' - like this was already doing numbers on him, and he did feel that close to Vendra already. If she wanted to do this...
"Sasha says it's her job to make sure you are," Angela explained. "Well, as long as she stays Alpha female in the Pride."
And once again, Ratchet was reminded of a very simple fact about having a successful harem. As fun as it was in concept, and as much love was involved...in practice it was such a headache.
and to think Zuko only got a small taste of this........
IDEA a pony raised as Tenchi's little sister arriving three months before Tenchi's life gets turned upside down!
Should be Primary I think.
Great chapter! I must say, I've caught up to the point with most of your stories where I need to wait for an update to read any further and I'm amazed that you're juggling so many stories and pumping out chapters so quickly. Does it stress you out?
7782128 But only Ryoko was actually a valid 'love interest'. The best thing a pony might do is point out the fact that the others are a little girl, his great-aunt, and/or don't even really know him.
...Why is Sasha the one deciding the culture to go by?
Ratchet is a Lombax, and Angela was there first AND she's also a Lombax.
Dominant species is Lombax, and as such they should go by a Lombax tradition for determining the order.
7782283 Two words: Mud Pit.
7782283 I don't think Lombaxes ever had harems, and even if they did, Ratchet and Angela couldn't possibly have as much knowledge of how harems work as Sasha does. Well, that's how I look at it, at least.
7782128 That anime was already turned down by tats.
7782483 Except his father and General Azimuth would know, and I'm sure either one would be willing to share their customs with another of their near-extinct (for that universe/dimension) species.
7782515 However Ratchet was already in the harem with Cazarian Customs before he met or knew Azimuth was an option for information.
Tats... This story hit a milestone today...
This chapter is chapter 200.
200 magnificent chapters of pony awesomeness...
Thank you for making this wonderful masterpiece, you really are an amazing author.
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What 7782529 said. Sasha was first mate. As such, adding new mates to the harem went by her customs. Angela was fine with it because it was close enough to Lombax customs to be comfortable (the only difference is that Lombax customs involved analyzing the new prospective mate's best qualities, along with a genetic history research...and it went that way for both genders). Talwyn went along with it because her concept of how normal relationships work came from ecchi/harem/comedy anime, and this fit that scheme perfectly. Vendra went along with it because she didn't want to rock the boat, and she felt confident enough to actually fight the whole way through and claim the Alpha Mate slot.
Ratchet went along because by the time he found out it was happening, no one was going to listen to him complaining anymore...and besides, watching his girls struggle barely clad on a balance beam trying to knock each other into a mud pit was hot.
Ratchet is going to be worn on tomorrow! NOW GET TO WORK ON GIVING TWILIGHT SOME SIBLINGS!!!!
Also: How come Ace hasn't shown back up???? Shouldn't he get some rest and relaxation to????
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Ace isn't family. He's friend and fill-in leader of the Pirates.
I don't really feel like there is anything to add, at this point. We witnessed a ritual harem duel, in/above a mud pit, no less. I mean, where do you even go from there? At this point I don't even know who I want to come out on top in this harem. I love Talwyn, Vendra, and Sasha. Angela is last, but still cool.
Hmmmm...
Naw, I'm going to have to give it to Sasha. Talwyn's cool, but doesn't seem like she would be on top. Vendra is awesome, but she's the newest and still just doesn't quite have the domineering feeling Sasha has, at least not after seeing her conflicted over everything in this chapter.
Either way, Ratchet has a pretty damn good life right now. At least as long as Little Ratchet can keep up.
Wat
"Wat" is rarely a proper response, but here... Here it is appropriate.
All I can imagine is Ratchet responding with "Wait, wait, wait... You are telling me that all of you have gotten together and participated in ritual combat dressed in what can scarcely even be called 'garb' above a mud pit multiple times... And you never invited me?"
7783556 He could be though, he could always be Twilight's other little brother (something I thought she had already called him but eh lol)
Hey, is "Agent Clank" ever going to make another appearance?
7783556 Doesn't mean he can't occasionally stop by with some awesome pirate treasure he found or some good stories.
So what's the Equestria arc gonna be called?
Well now...
I wonder if it was the other princesses giving twilight all their magic right before tirek that caused the shift. If it was, that could make for some interesting times.
Once Bender finds the great clock, he's going to have oil for his oil pit.
Get it?
7803968 Robots? really?
Forgot to read other chaps, did you give ratchet a harem?
Okay. Serious question. How, after the sheer amount of time and enthusiasm they have been going at each other, are they without a biological child?
Sasha and Ratchet shagged over 4 years ago.
7941690 yes he did
7941690 My pal, you have a good... 175+ chapters to catch up on? Go take a looksy.
Order + Harem = A headache of confusing shite