"...and that's the last I saw of her," Celestia finished her explanation of who Sunset Shimmer was and the nature of the mirror portal. "Now, I can understand if this comes as a shock-"
"Definitely going to need the Blasters," Twilight muttered to herself as she opened compartments of her armor, loading different armaments into them. "And the Protosuit, just in case..."
Celestia blinked nervously. "And I'm afraid I don't know much about the nature of the world beyond the portal," she cautioned. "All I do know is that magic does not naturally pass through the mirror while active-"
"So the world's not likely to have much in the way of magic," Twilight allowed, loading up her Peacemaker rocket launcher and Omniflux Rifle. "Kinda figured, considering Sunset was handling the Element by hoof rather than with her magic. She's probably out of practice, so I can assume I won't have magic there either. Probably can count on the Netherbeast not functioning well there either, so I'll go with the Netherblades." She hefted the weapon, revving the razor sharp discs inside. "Just in case I need to clear a room."
Celestia swallowed. "Twilight, I do still care greatly for Sunset, and would prefer she not come to harm as a result of this-"
"I already packed the Mag-Net Cannon!" Twilight chided. "I even tweaked it so it'll only zap her if she struggles. She's bound to have the sense not to try and force her way out of a lightning cage without magic or armor, right? Now, what else...?"
"Some holo-barriers and the Tesla Shield, perhaps?" Clank suggested diffidently.
"Oh, good idea!" Twilight agreed as she loaded those up. "Also some Groovitrons, and my wrench-saber. And an Eyeshard I grew in my lab in the library to boost my armor's comm signal so I can hopefully keep in contact with Aphelion across dimensions." She stood up, flaring her wings. "I'm ready to go."
"Ya ain't plannin' on going alone ah hope!" Applejack spoke up quickly.
"Yeah!" Rainbow crowed. "A new world, new adventure? We're right behind you, Twi!"
Before any of the others could speak up, Twilight cut them off. "Not a good idea," she warned. "If I have to pull out any of these armaments, none of you have any protection from them, and I'm not used to having to watch out for friendly targets. I could accidentally shoot one of you. I'm not going to risk it. Spike and I will be fine on our own."
"So you'll risk shooting me?" Spike asked, torn between nervousness and upset.
"Of course not!" Twilight countered as she levitated Spike onto her back. "You're going to stay right here and watch my back, just like Mom does for Dad." She jerked her head towards Clank and Ratchet.
"That's going to take so much getting used to," Shining Armor whispered to Cadence, who nodded in reply.
"Can't I go with you?" Qwark pleaded hopefully. "Please?"
"You're bigger than the portal, BBBFF," Twilight pointed out. "You wouldn't fit."
"I could crouch!" Qwark whined.
"Stay and bond with Shining," Twilight instructed firmly.
Qwark sighed, nodding acceptance.
Celestia breathed a sigh of relief. At least she didn't have to forbid anyone else from going for fear of 'destabilizing the balance between the worlds'. She doubted she'd be able to float that by this new Twilight without qualms. In all likelihood, it would likely lead to Twilight experimenting with said balance. "You will need to hurry," she warned carefully. "The portal will only remain open for three days, and then close for another 30 moons. If you aren't back by then-"
"Dad, my designs for the Dimensionator Installation are are in my bags!" Twilight called out to Ratchet. "Install the mirror in it. That should let us open the portal whenever if this takes me too long. Wish I could make the hat, but the tech just doesn't exist here to miniaturize the circuitry properly."
Celestia blinked several times. "...President Qwark, how streamlined would my government become if I gave Twilight the reigns for say...a week?"
"Given what you said about the balance of power at the moment, you and your sister would probably be obsolete figureheads by the third day with most things taking care of itself," Qwark allowed. "Of course, by the fifth day the nobles more interested in lining their pockets than discharging their responsibilities would be fomenting a revolution to overthrow her...and by the sixth day you'd have a much smaller noble caste...which would count towards that efficiency bit."
"Not enough booze in the world, is there sister?" Luna asked forlornly. Celestia nodded in sad agreement.
Thus properly prepared, Twilight stepped through the portal.
Twilight groaned as she pushed herself off the ground and quickly took stock of herself. Okay...shift of center of gravity, my body's been changed. Forehooves wriggle a lot...those are hands. Weight on the upper torso without the feeling of muscle... She opened her eyes and glanced down at herself. Yup. Those are tits. Looks like I'm humanoid... Getting to her feet, she glanced over herself. Okay...by all accounts, aside from retaining my usual coloring, I'm human. So I gotta keep an eye out for Spike's human form-
"T-Twilight?" Spike's voice asked nervously from below. "Is...is that you?"
Twilight turned with a smile...only for that smile to fall as she caught sight of Spike. "...I'm gonna need to reprogram that portal," she grumbled irritably. "It's specist. It turned you into a tiny dog!"
"It what?" Spike asked in shock, spinning to take a look at himself. "Well nevermind that! Look at you!"
"I have been!" Twilight proclaimed proudly as she looked over herself. Her white armor fit her new frame like a second skin, the blue lines glowing with Zoni energy. It shaped almost uncomfortably well to every inch of muscle in her arms and legs, her flat stomach, and the balanced swells of T&A. The helmet retracted, setting her long flowing tresses free to wave in a nonexistent wind.
"You...you look..." Spike gasped out.
"Hot!" Twilight concluded, tapping a button on her shoulder to eject a camera pod to snap a few photos as she posed in such a way to enhance the look, basing it on the poses Sasha took in the pictures she'd given Ratchet when she went to become President of Solana. "Wait till Mervin sees these..." she purred, reveling in the mental image of his jaw falling off again.
"Uh...Mervin?" Spike asked nervously.
"I'll introduce you later," Twilight promised. She then tapped a button over her left breast. "Aphelion, do you read?"
"Loud and clear, Twilight!" Aphelion called out through the speaker. "And I've locked onto the dimensional signature of your signal origin. Failing all else, I can retrieve you myself if need be."
"Can you give me a general location of my Element?" Twilight asked eagerly, looking forward to this new adventure.
"The signal's rather diffuse, but it's coming from somewhere in that building in front of you."
Twilight looked up, feeling her enthusiasm wane as she read the words 'High School' on the sign in front of the building. "...of course..."
..... twilight sparkle not being excited about the possibility of learning..... BEWARE THE END TIMES!!!! DEATH IS UPON US!!!!
...I'm still betting on Twilight finding Quark's biological parents here or something.
Someone needs to do a picture of the human twilight in this chapter.
it's all over but, the crying, sunset is just out matched.
Methinks this Warrior Goddess version of Twilight will be making short work of the plot.
this gonna be good and i cant wait to see/read the reaction of the human versions of Twilights friends.
i wonder if any of em are genre savvy
Battle armor and a full load out of high tech weapons and gadgets in a high school setting...
Twilight: "I know, I know! I probably didn't prepare nearly enough!"
7822568 Sunset seems to be from the looks of last chapter.
At least Twilight won't have to be troubled being called adorable everywhere she goes now. Now she's gotta worry about being such hot stuff that she could melt the ice caps.
7822574 rarity and rainbow are going to straight up orgasm where they stand, rainbow for the badass look rarity for the designs of the armor
7822540 except with her current intellectual level standard highschool would be the equivalent to kindergarten
Hey! For all you know, small dogs rule this dimension!
It's actually an allied hamster-feline shadow council, but you don't know that.
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If that's the case, it's specist against ponies, since it turned her into a human and not a dog.
Yay your doing a badass twilight In EQG hehe please try not to break there minds with her badass style also can I get q game order list of ratchet and clank
Hmm, I say either A. Twilight send Flash Sentry through a dimensional rift for just being annoying, or B. Just outright sends him across time and space for flirting with her in his weird way.........Or C. She punches him nonchalantly.
And because she's not stupid, she waits until night and breaks into the place to steal the crown back.
Aside from all thoae comments about EQG I found iteraction with Celestia much funnier. You can practycally see the longing on Celestia's face after Quarks perspective.... On one hoof her little ponies, on the other possibility of not needing to do anything in the goverment foe the rest of eternity.
I still want to see iteractions between Ratchet and his side of the family and Twilight Velvet and Night Light. And sharing of the exepirences of rising Twilight.
Another question is MLP:FiM is going to stay one time gag or will some discover conection? And use it for preemptive strikes?
Explosion times?
7822540 I'll assume you forgot to account how she, and everything she knows obsoletes that high school and everything it teaches by at LEAST several centuries?
In this case that would be best worded as "letter her reign" or "giving her the reins".
Flash: Whoa~! I've never seen a girl quite like yo-
Twilight: *Passes Flash* I'm not into guys with vaginas...
Flash: *Stands still with widened eyes before Derpy appears and pats his back in comfort*
Not that I have anything against Flash, I just see that happening somehow Either that or "I already have a boyfriend, and if he saw me being flirted with, he'd probably disintegrate you without a second thought."
But yeah, Sunset's fucked. Hell, imagine if Twi runs into the Dazzlings as well
Twilight casually strolled into Principal Celestia's office and glanced around "Huh, you look somewhat similar to Princess Celestia" the armor wearing girl spoke before taking a step closer, causing the woman before her to feel slightly nervous. "I will be frank. A: Sunset Shimmer is from another world. B: I am also from there. C: She briefly returned last night and STOLE something very important from me. and finally D: I finally intend on getting it back, one way or another" she finished as she pulled out an array of weaponry.
Principal Celestia stared a moment at the girl before her and said two words "ohh fuck...."
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Implying that she doesn't already know everything that could possibly be taught in a high school
I had an awesome comment but the webpage restarted.
All I remember is wondering if she would order yogurt with nanobots.
Also a TFS reference to Dende waking Shenron. Replace Dende with Twilight and Shenron with the five CHS girls we know.
That was fun, may I have another? Looking forward to more.
Keep up the great work. Deus tecum.
dont care how ya have Twilight beat her just leave sunset intact and alive
Well... This is going to be settled quickly. I wonder what's going to end up happening to Sunset. After all, if she never goes demon, then that won't catch the attention of the Sirens or Sci-Twi.
Also, once Nefarious shows up, I so want someone to make a joke about Twi building a boyfriend who could actually keep up with her.
Hmm.. a hat that works with portals.... Mighty Max reference?
good work.
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7822600 you all seem to forget that twilight is also excited about helping others learn.... remeber when she tries to help dash study for the wonderbolts written exam?!!
I feel like I missed something. When did Twi get ethereal hair?
Also expecting people at the school to compare her to that Samus character from the game Dash was working on.
Definitely my favorite line of the chapter.
7822759 C is obviously the best option.
Would Nefarious turn into a human after going through the portal, I wonder?
7823139 safer bet: a smartphone...
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I wish, but sadly, no.
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Well, she has had about 18 years to master her Alicorn powers. Honestly, I'm surprised it hasn't happened sooner.
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Further proof that PWNy Twi is different from canon Twi. If we had access to her thoughts during Equestria Girls, she would have used the word mamories.
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Someone with a working PC needs to add a M. Bison "Of Course!" video. Doing it from a tablet is too much trouble.
*grins madly in excitement*
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I NEED MORE!!
7823139 more likely he'd be a cyborg i think
7822540 She's more talking about the social elements of high school, I think.
BTW, can we get a pic of this Twilight? Please?
7822540 No it's more she is not enthused that something volatile is being held within a place of lesser learning such as a modern day High school. I wouldn't be amused either if I had to work my way through a sub-par scholastic institution, to retrieve a magically charged artifact. Mostly because the idiots involved wouldn't know the difference between an innocuous light source and a sub-critical reaction.
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7822619 (Only first 25 seconds of this video are relevant to my comment.)
7823247 I'm going to assume she'd look something like a pink and purple version of Miranda from Mass Effect:
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7823247 Alternatively, I found these:
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I'd say that second one is pretty close.
Though as far as battle suit designs...
I was thinking more this but white and blue, instead of black and red.
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7823614 Yowza! Methinks Principal Celestia will find some clear violations of the school dress code.
Hm... let's see how she will end up handeling this.
7823614 Ryoko doesn't get enough love, Neferious is going to love those pics.
7822897 tats.. you need to see this one bud, even if all it gets out of you is a light chuckle I'll be content because i can see this going down
Nefarious is going to be very happy to see those photos. I can't wait to see his reaction and then what happens when he meets Twilight's pony parents.
I almost feel sorry for Canterlot High, Twilight is not going to put up with much to get her crown back. I can't wait to see how she eventually handles the Dazzlings and her human counterpart.
7823818 hopefully with some or alot of explosions